A young Tory MP's name gets mentioned as someone ready to cross the floor. He goes to ground and then suddenly announces he is stepping down. Young MPs just don't quit politics unless someone dumped a political horse head in the bed. #cutthroatontherideau #carneyneedsjust1

Worth looking into your settings!

These are the batches affected. Even if you don't have a 100-count bottle, pharmacies may fill those funny little orange bottles from them. Go check now, while your phone is in your hand, cos I know you'll forget to check later. Maybe have a glass of water while you're up

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My new dentist gives you an electric toothbrush after your first appointment. 😲

Sign and share: the petition to kick MAGA ambassador Pete Hoekstra out of Canada. Gotta love this initiative. www.change.org/p/remove-pet...

Stede after finally having sex with a man

Change one letter, ruin a candy Sharties

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The day clownish Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files a ridiculous, performative lawsuit against Tylenol seems a good day to re-post this:

what we do in the butt

I just realized I misread this and thought it said second last text you received 😂 The second last text I sent was "ok", watch is pretty on brand for me in this context

Your order is ready to be picked up

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The second take breaks me every time. Such a good day to bring this back.

Bit of levity

Here's what's going on with tr*mp calling off trade talks with Canada - picture a 3 year old, pouting and saying "I'm not talking to you anymore! You hurt my feelings!" That's basically it.

Who is saying this??? This is awful, terrible, and incorrect.

I was reminded of this giant potato on the side of the highway in New Brunswick, by Emma's pussy about bud the spud en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pot...

Sexy giant potato 😂

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

It's pretty cool that Calypso's birthday is the same day as mine. It kind of feels like the whole fandom is celebrating my birthday 😆

Science can put people on the moon, but still can't figure out how to get the hem of t-shirts to stop flipping up.

I was so excited, I had to immediately go back and watch it again.

And right wingers are cheering it on.

Does anyone have any tips that worked for them, to get over a fear of being perceived?

Happy birthday @david-jenkins.bsky.social 🥳🎂🥂

I stayed up until 3 am when they released here, to watch them. I don't remember if I watched all 3 at once, or if I started to fall asleep and left the third one for the next day.

This is adorable. 🥰 Source: IFLScience search.app/hLvxW

#RhysDarbyFaction assemble!

Welcome to Heaven, Dr. Jane Goodall. You made the world a better place.

When Lisa becomes a vegetarian and Homer is having a barbecue with a whole pig, and she pushes the cart and it takes off. As it's flying through the air, he says "it's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good" 😆

"The only people who deserve peace are the people who are willing to wage war to defend it." Pete Hegseth "I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it." Peacemaker

I swear a lot more than this in real life 😂

It's going to be around 30°C this weekend with the humidex, but then it's cooling down to around 18° to 22° 😎

3 year anniversary of s2 beginning filming! #ofmd

The real GenX chat only has 2 people, because getting a group of us together is like trying to herd cats.

Dr. Andrea Baccarelli, a leading epidemiologist whom the administration cited as a major authority for linking Tylenol and autism, “was paid at least $150,000 to serve as an expert witness on behalf of plaintiffs in lawsuits” against . . . Tylenol.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Does anyone know where I can watch hoffroading in Canada without a VPN? I can't even 🏴‍☠️it, because the episodes aren't available on any 🏴‍☠️website.

Timezone repost for anyone who missed it yesterday.

The album version of "I would do anything for love" by Meatloaf is 12:01. The video version is 7:48, and the single version is 5:13.

#trump #jimmykimmel www.patreon.com/posts/trump-...