All BBNO$ wanted was to make music for you. Wtf?

This game actually goes so hard. How did they get this on the switch?

Happy birthday to Frank Zappa. This ones for you, pal 🍷

This is the first year where there's no nightmare before Christmas. If your "aesthetic" excludes people, your aesthetic isn't allowed in my house.

Just bought Civilization VI on sale, a game that I've wanted for a while. The best part is that you spend ten extra gameplay hours figuring out how the fuck any of this works! And it's actually fun lol?

They say summer vacation, I say bummer vacation hahaha what do you mean it's winter and that this isn't my timeshare and I'm living in your walls? Hahaha YOU'RE HILARIOUS-

Sorry to repost so much, the timeline is just on a roll today.

If this year has taught me anything, it's that some people just don't care. They're not scared of something that they don't know, they're just willingly lying to you and making up stuff to be scared of so you try to spend time teaching them why such and such is harmful. It only buys them time.

If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.

fucking stealing this from tumblr

Someone introduced me to Jamie paige the other day and I don't think my brain chemistry is going to be the same. Also, she's been getting people online to talk about leitmotifs, which just has me kicking my feet in the air over here.

December is a fun time to get into new music because everyone's making their Spotify wrapped and sharing their top ten lists. It makes a cold and busy month a little more bearable.

Santa says I should put some hot cocoa in my coffee this morning because I've been such a good girl this year. Absolutely, the santa from Canada. The one that definitely exists.

I was today years old when I learned who Nathan James was. I miss the way things were a day ago.

Sometimes you realize you're doing better than you thought you were.

Sorry I forgot my coat.

I'm probably not going to be posting for a while. I just don't have a support system to make any kind of art for anyone. I'm sorry.

I was the asshole 😒😔

I already forgot about that embarrassing thing I did in high school. I'm too busy with that embarrassing thing I did last week. Plus, something else ten minutes ago. And just now. Will be embarrassing tomorrow.

Well, it's finally December. That means it's the month where we reflect on our year, including our favorite songs. To start off, I know I've talked about the little simz album "lotus" before, but as I sit with each and every one of those tracks, it remains one of my favorite projects of this year.

I don't even use Spotify anymore wtf?

The new beatles album "6-7 days a week"

Skyrim really is a game where you can do whatever you want. I spent all night roasting chicken breasts and eating them in random people's houses. I think the game's pretty neat so far.

this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist

Totally not me watching this short while I'm self-regulating over things I'm stressed out about tomorrow COULDN'T BE ME- youtube.com/shorts/_mi8v...

I don't want to jinx it, but today might be a good day.

Grey's anatomy but that one dude is just Danny DeVito

Ok but when I yell "fatality" when I'm pulling out the stuff in the turkey, you all look at me weird 🥺

Thanksgiving dinner is just so awkward every year. My cousins are forming a blood pact right in the middle of the meal (obviously unsanitary) and my aunt told me to "bare with the process" because "the end is near" and "we must coexist with death personified." I don't think I'm touching my plate.

no truer words

This song goes so hard when you're surrounded by holiday shopping ads the whole season. music.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8m...

Footplay. I'm not sorry.

Moonbeam ice cream, I just pulled out your spleen. FATALITY!

No one told me how hard this dude actually rocks. Damm.

No, I'm not crying. You're crying (I'm definitely crying)

I haven't listened to much of the cure since my angsty edgelord teen years, but actually sitting with these songs with a cup of coffee in the afternoon is like reuniting with a part of my soul that I forgot was there. I think I might be turning goth, send help. music.youtube.com/watch?v=C1dM...

I'm nominating slipknot and Wilson Phillips for the top billboard 100 next. I like watching the world burn.

Getting a new underscores project? Hell yeah, manifesting it. music.youtube.com/watch?v=wK2S...

Trying so hard to program the bigger, better, more wonderful version of me (the version of me that is nothing like me)

"Hey there discord kitten, I was thinking we could go over to my mom's place, order a pizza and then skibidi the tism on ur couch. Can we 67?"

I usually don't give away my cards for what my album of the year is going to be, but if something changes my mind by December, just know something crazy had to happen. My chemical romance drops a new record or something. music.youtube.com/watch?v=SMft...

So I guess we can't have Johnny Cash discussions here...

Wait. We never stopped Maroon 5?

Letting anyone who isn't on mastodon know to stay away from doomkick when/if he reactivates. Block and do not interact. He's recently been outed for being a sex pest and an unsavory individual in general. I don't know how far the word has gotten on bluesky, so I wanted to give the heads up.

Can't believe Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein files.

I love Mastodon but I miss my music friends on bluesky. Has anyone gotten into anything cool since I've been gone?

New pod! @acollierastro.bsky.social wanted to do an episode about '90s country but unfortunately I made her do this instead. (I had fun at least!) We argue over the two early indicators of bro-country, "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney vs. "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) by Big & Rich

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