you can decide an artist's work is gross you can decide it's disgusting you can even decide it's morally bankrupt but you shouldn't give governments or payment processors power to ban things based on morals, and ONLY morals, because it's a short step to you not lining up with their morals

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

I need all artists to know that using 3D models in your art is not cheating. Those free-to-use 3D models are literally there to make your life easier. Stop being so hard on yourself and just trace that 3D object. You don't need to be able to perfectly draw every object ever from memory!!

I'm feeding you spam by filling your feed with spam so you can feed on the spam in your feed and become plump on the spam and then we can make MORE spam and feed MORE people and then the COPS show up because of the missing persons & we feed THEM spam then we make EVEN MORE spam & TURN IT INTO BOLOGN

Take the spam challenge! Replace one ingredient in your fav recipe with SPAM! "I replaced the chocolate in these chocolate caramel cookies!" "I replaced the water in this man's body! The contest has been canceled! Pray for forgiveness!

Spam spam, the meat in a can You open it up and drop it in a pan Turn up the heat and fry it for a span Then delete your emails and be done with spam

We got fried spam, boiled spam, spoiled Spam, spam soup, spam stew, spam chowder, spam chili, spam and beans, spam and cheese, spam scampi, spam cakes, spammy patties spam cookies, spamburger with spam, spam with spam and spam, and spam spam spam spam spam beans and spam. But i don't like spam

Spam spam ham in a can Spam spam ham in a cam Spam cam spam in a ham *This skeet has been reported as spam*

Do you think the existence of Spam and treet is why cops are afraid of cans showing up at protests?

Every can should come with a can opener. If it doesn't we should call them can'ts. A can of Spam, a can't of Treet, for example. Why don't they just can spam in with the beans, you can still call it pork, c'mon you cheap fux

I find it hilarious that after spam was first hammed in a can, another company went "ah but what if we just put bologna in there and called it treet" and then did that. They canned bologna. In honor of treet I'm calling the unstoppable xitter email spam "treets" from now on

It's a travesty that there are no preserved TV dinners from the 1950s in existence. We can never truly know how modern takes stack up to the originals.

Pork & Beans is often just beans with zero evidence of pork and I think the ones who continue to choose to label that as "Pork & Beans" should replace the pork, by whatever means necessary. Also eat the rich

The existence of Pringles implies the existence of Proutgles. They're very different though, they consist of a potato made entirely from dessicated potato chips, shaped like a hollow cylinder, and then filled with cardboard and plastic slices.

There is food in my pantry that will likely be around long after I'm gone. It'll probably taste better than me too, if Fallout is anything to go by. Little did you know CRAM stands for ChRisti's Ass Meat (much like HAM means Hog Ass Meat)

Call me the can opener, coz I'm old and rusty and not very effective at opening cans

My DMs every time I check them be like

Today was Transincidental's fifth anniversary.

Think ww2 allied propaganda should come back. Here's my best take on "Hitler has only got one ball" Donald Has only got one ball JD Has two but very small Miller Has something sim'lar And Johnson's Got no balls At all

I would love to break 1k followers. I know i don't do much anymore due to *waves hands* but... It'd have been nice.

I despise that 4chan ruined the thing I call fkn everyone. I have called people "hon" for years, it's just an American Southernism. I use it like you'd call someone "love," or "dear," or "friend," something small and endearing. And they ruined it.

Having rough mental health day, send cute chunky kobolds pls

Some spots on the internet went from "trans women are bad because they're pretending to be women" to "trans women are bad because they're pretending to be femboys" way too fucking quickly and yet it's also 100% on brand for the Internet

And my catalytic converter was stolen. Day 11.

I’m V, a 20 year old transwoman. Late 2025 I had lost my job, and I've been unable to find one since. I can't pay rent or my car bill in February. I don’t know if I can find a job by then. A donation would be very much appreciated. If you can’t donate, please repost this. ko-fi.com/kittycatjoph...

i am absolutely empathetic to a man whose lost his daughter. however, there is at least one other person who is an obvious participant in this child's life. and as a lesbian it is difficult not to consider the underscoring that is suggested here

Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.

Is there literally anyone out there who's not having a shitty year?

Day 1 - Find out vehicle impounded Day 2 - Deal with aforementioned impoundment Day 3 - Venezuela I had to triple check that it had only been 3 days. This year has been among the longest weeks of my life

My art was stolen, ran through genAI, put on a blanket, and sold on Walmart. A kind person on reddit informed me of it and sent me a picture of it. First image is my art, second is some samples of the bootleg AI blanket. Please report this item. www.walmart.com/ip/Fallout-N...

I know the rule is no horni on main, but this is what I want for myself so badly it hurts.

I hope it's a better year than the last, but I'm not holding out much hope. Kinda been beaten too many times at this point. Wishful For Change Year. 🥂

hydrocephalopod

There are about 20 individuals in our system. I think. I'm fairly certain. It's hard to be sure, to be sure. But there's around that number. It actually seems like a fairly stable number, but I've said that before lol.

maybe the kobold is nakey, but you can't see anything so am i REALLY nakey? besides, I AM wearing socks and gloves...

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maybe the kobold is nakey, but you can't see anything so am i REALLY nakey? besides, I AM wearing socks and gloves...

What if kobolds are the optimal life form and everyone else is in denial

I want a superhero series where the villains are *always* more than a match for the heroes. Where 1v1 is death. Where there's no Superman or Goku to save you, only teamwork can save the day. Where we're SHOWN this over & over with losses. Where everyone sucks but they do the right thing bc they must

A happy crimmis Eve day to those who celebrate it. A happy holidays to all those who celebrate other holidays, or don't celebrate at all.

wait wait hold the fucking phone they canceled pride celebration stuff and at the same time collabed with rowling? that's so fucking on the nose jesus christ

7 year HRTversary on the 17th. It's supposed to be something happy, joyous. A celebration. But it's not. I've made almost zero transition progress since the first couple years. I'm watching people who started well after me pass effortlessly while I... Can't. I'm supposed to be happy. I'm not.

Facebook lied about video view counts to pump up numbers. I think if people are using instagram, they're not actually getting accurate numbers--similar to how people are not getting actual engagement on twitter. The numbers are a lie

Sometimes it feels like *doing the right thing* involves doing multiple contradictory things at the same time.

id be the best artist in the 🌎 if i could be stable consistently for more than five seconds id be stable consistently for more than five seconds if i could get my meds on time each month i could get my meds on time each month if there was any justice in the 🌎 conservatism is naziism

I'm alive. Just going through hell rn. In late October insurance denied my otherwise-$1.5k/mo antipsychotic med until December at the earliest. Which means I was forcibly cold-turkey-ed *with withdrawals.* So I'm doing spectacularly poorly until it's fixed. Gotta love for-profit healthcare.

OMG!!! LOOK AT WHAT MY PERFECT GF @tresenella.com MADE FOR OUR BDAY! It's the whole Godbreaker gang! ;-; so perfect...

Safe? Who told you it was safe?