Sir, they say the camera add 10 pounds. Well how many goddamn cameras are on me? All of them sir.

I like this guy.

I was a state certified food handler for decades. One time, one of the instructors was talking about bathroom habits. He stated, "It takes 23 layers of single ply toilet paper to not get poop on your fingers." Who did this study? Why not just wash your hands? I think about this a lot.

Are we afraid of AI, or of how people use it?

That's Valentines Day plans sorted.

Some instant porch karma. youtu.be/lJtQChkRSTo

Cartoon by Dave Granlund

The same people that needed an alternative half-time show wanted their own drinking fountains and bathrooms 60 years ago.

Leaked video from Turning Point half-time show. 😉

Why isn’t every politician, leader, prosecutor, and news channels focused on this. The President is accused with significant proof of killing and raping minors.

There is still lots of good in the world.

This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values

RIP Brad Arnold youtu.be/epUQTJUDDIs

You know, Bad Bunny ain't my jam, but if it pisses off maga put me in the front row.

Dateline anchor Andrea Canning. Did she have to have witness protection altering surgery? Jesus H.

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My wife bought a Wallflower plug in for the bathroom. Cafe Paris. Its a really strange trigger/invitation to use the facilities.

As the Super Bowl gets ready to kick off in Las Vegas, someone just projected this video onto a building there! It's the "Pedo Bowl" featuring the men who are in the Epstein files the most. Hint: Donald Trump, Howard Lutnick and Steve Bannon are the all-stars of this game. Trump has to hate this 🤣

Rebranded GoodRx. Don't care. Puts his name on stuff like an inmate smearing feces.

I found the dumbest most pathetic post on the internet today:

In honor of Black History Month day 6, what is your favorite black movie?

Kicking dogs, more racist videos, corrupt politics, border police everywhere but the borders. Not sure why it's all being tolerated.

I heard the admission fee for the Kid Rock halftime show is 2 catalytic converters. 3 for front row.

Making his own "crazy" meme while he's at it.

I could be wrong but I tend to think the more than tech billionaires pour into measures to ward off attempts to tax them, the more likely those measures are to pass. www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

If you want to FINALLY watch Scott Bessent get pinned down on specifics about the illegal money laundering operation being conducted by the Trump admin from someone who knows WTF he’s talking about, this clip is your chance. Bessent gets destroyed.

First homemade loaf in years. Looking forward to the carbs I don't need.

Posting this again in case someone, somewhere bombing fishing boats needs it. 😂 Thank you for your attention to this matter. 💙

And now....for the forecast.

Its not a crime to durr durr duh....

Should be....but it's not.

I KNEW IT!

Runs in the family. Like diarrhea.

Poking with a stick almost never helps...

RFK Jr. huffing what trump is putting down.

Boebert being at the Melania opening weekend offering handys, but only middle aged white women in attendance.

Kidnapping a popular morning show hosts' mom sounds like the kind of distraction a desperate certain party would do, everyday.

in woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral

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My Mother-in-law is not doing well and my wife and I are taking in her reclusive cat tomorrow. Our 20yo cat isn't even aware other cats exist. Please wish us luck in both scenarios. 🙏🏻

Trump is bad, mmkay.

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