A whale, a raccoon, and a bear cub walk into a bar. The bartender says, “RFK Jr. is snorting cocaine off the toilet seat in the back.”

😂😭😂

Annoy Story. 😂

Cookies...? I want the whole girl scout....

Funny thing about certain songs— you don’t go looking for ‘em. Life just puts you back in the room where they make sense.

Wine mom protecting husbands ex husbands good friends.

He'll never get to sit with the grown-ups at Thanksgiving.

Bezos writing for the Washington Post now.

Just finished this goth styled, mixed metals Victor from the late 20s.

I've had blowhard friends just like this guy before. His buddies need to carry him from the bar and take away his keys before something stupid happens.

Damn cat. I've been stuck here now for 2400 years.

Big news on a Sunday. www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

Unpopular opinion. You can't blow kisses through a closed window.

When you raise your goals. All the way.

Cartoon by Gábor Pápai, a well-known Hungarian political cartoonist.

Marco lose a bet? 😂

The Arc de Trumph

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛

No one knows.

Somedays are worse than others.

We tried to warn him...

No lies told.

Fake president....I KNEW IT!

Before and after of a Texas Sheet Cake. Messy boy.

Saving the world, one donut seed at a time.

Kid number 50 has got the perfect skills to be a leader and a good heart to be a great friend. 💙

@schiff.senate.gov and pals.

Sky News: While Trump, the so-called leader of the free world, sits rage-posting on SM like a man screaming into a void, France, Japan, Philippines, & UK are quietly, methodically cutting deals with Iran. The world has moved on & US Mainstream Media is not covering a bit of this. #sheshed

We shouldn't all be forced to live in this episode of The Twilight Zone constantly. This is no way to live.

The world intelligence agencies have a two week window to leak the complete Epstein Files. It’s actually a very prudent and economical act of national defense. We can’t keep letting him put us through this.

From 2016. youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_x...

Hopefully you read this wrong too

😂🤣😂🤣

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

Last thing astronauts saw before heading home. Bang!Zoom!

Tacos for dinner anyone?

Nightly new gave Trump's threat of Genocide all of 4 minutes. 4 minutes.

So....nobody's going to step up and put this lunatic away (or down) before he does something? Just saying stuff like this should be a jail-able offense. The time has never been more now than it is right now.

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Every so often—for no particular reason—I feel compelled to post a gift link to the 11,000-word article I published in @theatlantic.com seven years ago about Donald Trump's mental disorders and how they rendered him unfit to serve as president. {gift link} www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Here's some numbers. Call 'em. Doesn't matter which one. Give them what4.

Happy Easter. Even if you drive a diesel.

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If we weren't flying illegal missions over foreign powers in an illegal war, we wouldn't have to make "daring rescue" missions. Every single congressman supporting the war efforts should be jailed, starting with Fetterman.