Can’t believe I have this at the ready

Watching King Charles delivering his Christmas message. I really miss dignity, coming from leaders that are supposed to be dignified.

Finally Ralphie, finally.

Sending three ghosts tonight to fuck up Stephen Miller.

this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually

Prisoner #36000-29145. Guilty and redacted. Behind bars-code.

Ho ho ho! Jesus, I know the feeling.

Trump is Jorkin.

He won't learn...

Merry Christmas. youtu.be/deCaUwgAOwM

PEST OF THE YEAR ANNOUNCED! BY PROFESSIONALS!

Let’s just admit it… Christmas is for CATS 🐈🌲🐈‍⬛

I Got You.

How's the Downtown Clown doing?

Just a few more big macs......

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Starting @nedpyle.com ‘s Gumbo recipe…. Let the pain begin… (making roux).

She's officially hit the sequins and pyrotechnics stage of grieving. 😭😭😂

Fuckin' Scary.

Erica Faye

Poor, sad little Christmas grifts.

Simpler times. If you have a few extra hours this holiday, watch the Ken Burns Country Music documentary. youtu.be/yzb9jlCJPVs

Come tax time...

I like the derogatory maga memes but love the painful truth posts. Maga find it a lot harder to look away when not being in flame wars with Dems.

It's saying I haven't seen this episode. I believe we all have.

Watching Washington Week with The Atlantic on PBS. They are ROASTING Trump. I might have a new favorite "news" to watch.

Yeah! The Epstein files are here!

"Especially my husband."

400 million now. Its doubled in 90 days.

So this is pretty cool. Put a paperclip in your profile if you agree.

LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency? CARR: I think th--- L: Yes or no C: There's a test for this in the la--- L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question C: The FCC is not L: So is your website lying? C: Possibly

Pansy February 26th 2024

Otters carry their favorite rock with them in a skin pouch under their armpit. What he does here is so transactional and charming 💙

This kind of Bacon in the morning is better

Trump is suing the BBC for election tampering an election he won. Petty cunt.

Amazon has laid off 40,000 people in 2 years and its really starting to show.