Fucking hell, can the normies stop interacting with these events? 🤦‍♀️ Every Dog Lord Feast since 2014 has lowkey been lame af since ensouled people started attending... get in the scalping chamber with Ragelimon or knock this off...🙄

Absolutely at a loss here, what's going on down there hahaha maybe taking the piss. But why little Grimsby? My mate's nan grew up there, never expected to read about it online... bloody hell surreal seeing this

Come 💦 to #LittleGrimsby 🤏🛖 to see the Dog Terror 🐶😱 with your own two eyes ‼️ Circus tent 🎪 will be open for the bravest little Grimbarians 🙈🧚‍♀️ who dare to meet the Dog Lord face to face 🤨🗿 for a proper rumble🫈💨🧎 in the MORPHINE MINES 😈💉

Does anyone else hear constant shrieks and oaths from gloomy courts and evil-looking houses? Near Covent Garden.

Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again

In the studio. Big things coming soon.

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this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies

you come back after 5 months to point this out girl you're reheating old nachos 🙄🙄🙄

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Like This post if you still like #biscuits and tea 🍶🍗

So far the scariest thing about @chuckwendig.bsky.social 's The Staircase in the Woods is his accurate descriptions of aspects of OCD and related conditions very few sufferers would talk about, and I'm sorry that he somehow acquired this knowledge.

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Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage. Please Venmo GurnamThind13

Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord. This freaking sucks man

STOP THE STEAL!!!!!! #EUROVISION2025

okay i guess everything i've ever posted on here sucks whatever idc i have real friends who know me and appreciate my humor im out

imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!

SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD

This is a problem! :) Any chance you'll venture into custom birthday greetings in the future? I have at least 3 friends who would greatly appreciate this! @chuckwendig.bsky.social

There's nothing as painful as the silence that follows shooting your shot and missing... sigh...

This took longer than I wanted, but holy hell. Black River Orchard is NOT your friendly neighborhood apple harvest. @chuckwendig.bsky.social gets under your skin with sharp, jagged prose and messy (but witty, make no mistake) characters that will blow your mind even before you've had your coffee!

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*le sigh* life is so not fair....

@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed!

still waiting

can we make this app a thing now please? i can post beautiful uplifting gifs again

is rage baiting a thing here yet? if a man is shorter than me (5'4) he's a woman.. how about that?

[only follows 15 people who also havent posted in 3 months, doesnt want to know how feeds work] damn this place is still dead,,

is this app a thing yet

can't post good morning gifs on here.. it's over

gm

this is my idgaf account i could post my bank login and no one would know

*leaves a digital footprint* 👣

*shoves you*

i love that this app doesn't have drafts. improvise bitch! say something on the fly, life is whimsical ❤️

Posting on here feels... strangely purifying. I feel elevated, free, like I could conquer the day even before I've had my coffee #ad

is the un general assembly on here?

sooo... is chuck wendig on here? 👀