At least he was able to get those rad glam photos with his cute little coat before losing his job.

These ICE morons think they're so tough... Who do they think they are? Carl and The Passions?

I would love to say that we've never had a child r-pist as president before, but who am I to say what Taft was up to? Franklin Pierce? Who knows? I'm pretty sure furries weren't a thing at that point, so...? Just saying...

"The ox and lamb kept time..." Um, isn't that the job of the drummer?

No Muppet movie has only one human cast member. Why do people keep coming up with hypothetical remake casts with "only one human" as if that was ever a thing??? Stop that. It's inept. You're all inept.

Meowty Meowphin Meower Rangers

At what point are we all just going to admit that there's literally no reason for the US government to exist anymore, because it all means absolutely nothing... And then we can just be done with the whole thing and move on with our lives?

Capitalism is slavery with extra steps.

Just remembered I had started a Martin and Lewis marathon some time ago, so now I'm watching That's My Boy (1951), not to be confused with the Adam Sandler movie that did not star Jerry Lewis nor Dean Martin.

Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

Delighted by the thought of AIPAC having to think about how much money they wasted...

Haich or tee tee orgy oru... Snip and clip and torch your toroos... You kin tick me hot to goru

"And it's not a bad life, but I'm just a trad wife..." - Taylor Swift probably.

I'm looking forward to the Trainwrecords on Taylor's new album. @shadowtodd.bsky.social

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is essentially the "Roadhouse" Robin Hood movie.... It's not BAD... but it's bad... It's not GOOD... but it's good. It's utterly fucking stupid, but I eat up every minute of it.

I've been online since the late 80's... but I just realized I've been CHRONICALLY online since 1993 when WBS Chat became a thing. The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"

I'm really good at this stuff... All your countries are going to hell.

I wonder if Harry Stylz and Julia Stylz are related.

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

Not a day goes by that I don't miss Gordon Downie.

My favorite music fact... Chumbawamba formed before REM and disbanded after REM. Chumbawamba lasted longer as a band than REM.

JD Vance and the military carrying the casket of a podcaster is so ridiculous. The writers of this season of the United States are so stupid. Like, they can't even stick to their own continuity.

The primary person that would have benefited the most from Charlie Kirk’s public assassination is Donald Trump, and we already know it’s not beyond magic ear Trump to orchestrate a plot where his own followers are killed. Especially to cover up the Epstein files and coverage.

Some of y'all have yelled at people for saying they won't vote for this guy—a man who wants to honor CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK BY CONTINUING "HIS WORK." Never talk to me about this man again.

Waiting for a non colorado politician to comment on a more important tragedy at Evergreen high school...one that plagues our country because of people like Kirk bsky.app/profile/colo...

My favourite thing right now is that the entire Internet is just lithe "Yeah, he's dead" ... They post a picture and a brief video from June, and we're all like "Yeah, he's dead" ... his granddaughter posts a picture from January, and we're all "Yeah, he's dead"

Happy new Laufey album day, to all who celebrate.

The New Eric Burdon And The New New War Animals New

"I haven't been this excited since I punctured Caroline's aorta."

If they ever tried another attempt at an American version of Taskmaster, I vote for Clancy Brown to be the Taskmaster.

I've been saying it for decades, and I'll say it again: Ally McBeal is one of the most severely underrated TV shows of all time.

Donald Trump is a child rapist.

Malört.... Malădy.

I actually wanna go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua.

Forever antifascist. Proudly antifascist.

I truly believe we need to get back to normalizing wishing death upon our foes... All this high road bullshit can just sod off. When in history did they start to gaslight society into thinking it's bad to wish death upon those who actively try to harm us?

The Democratic party establishment that lost us the White House, the House, The Senate, 27 Governor races and the Supreme Court went all in for Andrew Cuomo. And it appears they lost again. Time for regime change for the Democratic Party.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

You think you have an Asian fetish? I masturbate with sesame oil.

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

Finally finished slogging my way through A Centaur's Life and finally on to A Certain Magical Index... which I've seen before but will gladly watch again! #AlphabeticalAnime

Today is not m-- oh wait, it is. Today is my birthday.

Today is not my birthday, but tomorrow is.

Howard Johnson is right.

Still my favorite subtitle...

Continuing on with my "watching everything on Crunchyroll in alphabetical order for no good reason" I finally move out of the the numbers and on to "<DOGEZA>I tried asking while knowtowing"

The Million Lives debacle is going to be studied for decades...

so the members of congress just stopped going to el salvador and not a single person who was illegally sent there has been returned and that’s just how it is now?