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daylight savings should just start on Easter Sunday since they're both about when the son rises

“Creepy & Atmospheric Folk Horror“ @joshblevesque.bsky.social The Arborist is now playing in select theaters & available to watch at home on @primevideo.bsky.social #horror #newmovie #watchnow

now watching the satanic horror movie starring @schwarzenegger.bsky.social from the director of Timecop because why tf haven't I seen this yet

we saw this trailer for Park Chan-wook's new movie ahead of Keeper last night and when it ended I was involuntarily doing the Scorsese meme youtu.be/HKZpuG_ezvY?...

we slow down on horror flicks in November and rewatch comfort films or "movies we're thankful for." tonight it's one of my faves.

Shout out to the Blue Jays. They fought hard, they played well, and they gave us one hell of a World Series. What a team. But the Dodgers are back-to-back champs babyyy!!!

rewatched Hocus Pocus and I need Max's Hellraiser skateboard

Tonight! youtu.be/HmPKHJNef4A?... Clips from Episode V, Shin Godzilla! With my guest @joshblevesque.bsky.social Or wherever you listen to podcasts. 🔗 in bio. Episode VI, Shiver of the Vampires, is out on May 27.

We can add Mickey 17 to the growing list of "oh shit Robert Pattinson is one of the best actors working today actually" movies

Sick haiku, dude @joshblevesque.bsky.social

Is 2025 the year I grow the JCVD Hard Target mullet?? 🤔

What movie has better bad guy names than Face/Off?

Gotta one hang it. We don’t make the rules 💪 @joshblevesque.bsky.social

We are devastated to learn of the passing of Michelle Trachtenberg. She was such a talent with a unique look and the ability to make even the most bristly characters fan favorites. 39 is way, way too young. May she rest in peace.

do not talk to me or my son ever again 🐵🥁🍿

"Help me, BelindER!" 🚽 Have you guys tuned into our latest episode? We take a deep dive into Sam & Max Eggers THE FRONT ROOM, featuring: @horrorguy.bsky.social, @horrorfreq.bsky.social & @joshblevesque.bsky.social. 🎧: linktr.ee/BDisgustingPod

Big thanks to The Bloody Disgusting Podcast for having me on to talk about The Front Room, a movie that leans way more disgusting than bloody. 🤢

A family of Kansas City fans have taken over a huge section of our local bar. Their obnoxious cheers & shit-talking were just mildly annoying, but then they started doing that fucking chant + arm motion.

I swear we talk about movies on our podcast too 👨🏻

fyi: these are both streaming on Paramount+ right now if you need a highly cathartic double-feature after this week

T1000, Liquid Metal destruction machine with a terrible eye for fashion • @joshblevesque.bsky.social

Double shot of Terminator D 🦾 @joshblevesque.bsky.social

These guys switched to cannibalism way, waaaay too fast 🍽️ 🎥 FRESH (2022) @joshblevesque.bsky.social

No series has pissed me off more than Dexter and yet... I keep coming back. Anyway, I'm enjoying Original Sin so far. The cast is pretty damn great.

Update: Pasadena Humane Society will begin sending strike teams into burn areas, bringing found animals in for treatment. They will also be attempting to return any deceased animals to their families for private burials. Their greatest need is still monetary donations 🙏🏽 Give.pasadenahumane.org/fire

We're safe in Long Beach but many of our dear friends have had to evacuate and some have already lost their homes. What a fucking nightmare.

I uploaded my full conversation with Robert Eggers & Willem Dafoe to my YouTube channel if you want to watch the whole thing without my social-friendly crops & edits: youtu.be/JPF03A2bODw?...

me: "of course I've been flossing regularly doc" me, the moment the dentist touches me:

Nosferatu (2024)

If you want to see the video footage of this interview, it's up on the Clock App! Huge thanks to @joshblevesque.bsky.social for editing the footage for me as I slowly lose my fight against "Pivot to Video 2.0."

the Christmas Eve fit

I can't believe I get to say this, but the first part of my interview with Robert Eggers & Willem Dafoe is live on my IG & TikTok now.

I went into this new season of Queer Eye ready to be a hater, but Jeremiah won me over in two episodes.

why yes I am indescribably hyped for M3GAN 2.0 thank you for asking

my favorite part of Home Alone is when 8-yr-old Kevin Mccallister walks up to Santa, literally says "I don't want any presents this year, I just want my family back," and Santa gives him three Tic-Tacs and calls it a night

Aaron-Taylor Johnson is currently out there promoting Kraven the Hunter and Nosferatu at the same time. Must be dizzying.

is Austin Butler going to keep murdering people for at least a year after the movie comes out

your boy's first junket 🩸

succumbed to the darkness last night. can't wait to do it again.

KFC employee, stifling laughter: "We could call 'em cherry pie poppers" KFC boss: "perfect, yes"

had fun at Disneyland

Not pictured: the four empty bottles and three half-empty bottles 🍷

me: "just gotta get through this meal and then we can go home..." uncle: "this turkey actually identifies as a chicken, hahahahaha"

absolutely mind-boggling to me that Cobra Kai, a legacy sequel spin-off series to a 40-yr-old family action franchise, is in its sixth season and is still very good

"Is that the..?" "The chestburster omelet from the Alien cookbook? Yeah, it is."

visited the horror-themed convenience store in Burbank

Bluesky vs Threads feels like

Finally started The Creep Tapes. Ep 1 was essentially more of the same but still intense and highly entertaining. Ep 2 was a fun change of pace but a little anticlimactic. Very excited for more though.