wlw couple saying goodbye at the airport before one of them leaves.. i see you and i love you

behind every funny man is the funny girl he stole the jokes from

idk why i'm shocked, What's New Scooby Doo is literally by simple plan

how the fuck did i never realize that THE PHINEAS AND FERB THEME SONG IS SUNG BY BOWLING FOR SOUP??????????

i decided long ago that there will be no nasty garter flossing or smushing of cake in my face at my wedding. if i got married and someone did that shit i'd be OUT out

the rage i feel toward abusers, real OR fictional, is enough to shake the world

that thing where a man goes up his new wife's wedding dress and pulls her garter off with his teeth is fucking weird. oh hey mom and dad, here's me being a fucking freak (derogatory) in front of grandma and grandpa!! fucking gross

feeling very famous today

never stop speaking up. palestine is still experiencing a genocide. black people are being lynched. people are being shot and killed. use your voices, do not let them think we're all complacent

i washed my hair, BE PROUD OF ME

needing to wash your hair but hating the mere thought of entering the shower is hellish

is there even a point to adding people on linkedin orrr what

world's calmest person

i guess someone doesn't like putting their cart away 😭

if you don't put your shopping cart away when you're done with it, you have to grow up

redoing my resume even though i know no one will look at it

yeah.

insta saw them first!

i saw a labubu in the wild today 💔 but i also went to two amazing museums so it did NAWT ruin my day

i know Kesha changed the first line of Tik Tok, is that new version on streaming services? @kesharose.bsky.social

i’m so tired of men trying to make their choices my problem

A child will not be confused because you are educating them on LGTBQ people. And if you believe this, it’s simply means you’re intolerant, and don’t agree with us existing and b being free. That’s just that. You don’t actually care about the children.

uh oh guys

i said what i said

i'll respect the dead if they were good people when they're alive. being dead doesn't mean a damn thing

so this is my favorite post of the day show me yours

i love seeing old vlogs i've done. i'm so fucking funny and pretty

like what was the reason (1/2)

i have a four year old cousin who started pre-k last week. my aunt, her mother, messaged the teacher asking how things were going. TELL ME WHY THIS GROWN ASS WOMAN ATTACKS MY COUSIN FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF TO MY AUNT. "she smells like pee" she wears pull-ups. get the actual fuck outta here bro

fixed her :')

i miss sego and lexa and allie and timothy and it makes me wanna cry like a little kid

Hazel was being my teddy bear and i HAD TO GET UP BECAUSE I HAD TO PEEEEEEEE

i'm fine but my car is fully in a ditch rn HAHAHAH 🙂

quote post with a dramatic b&w pic of you!

SUNDAY SKIRCLE TIME

how do i deal with this fuck ass family event bc i'm collecting uncomfy points like they're pokémon rn

i may not be the prettiest girl in the room, but i WILL kick you in the dick

i forgot how much i fucking love Stubbs the Zombie

here's how i was mind numbingly confused earlier 😭

here's how i was mind numbingly confused earlier 😭

i've been saying this!

watching a doc about hurricane katrina and it's not surprising that the government failed them, but it is sad

having a stable job with a livable wage and a great work/life balance would fix me

getting out of bed is literally harder than ever today, i'm gonna be so fucking late to work

me and kait joining forces and humbling men together 🩷

my name is "cait kills men" and these gross bitches think i care what they have to say? babygirl, go heal

sexual harasser who misgenders people btw

Not much of a rise judging by your pinned post 🦐🦐🦐

never used chatgpt a day in my life, i just text or call my MOM!