gas is almost $4 already. i miss like a week ago when it was like $3.10 bro

missing liam payne

yeah :)

take more pictures. of you, of your loved ones, of pretty things you see outside. the self deprecation will wear off and a picture you used to hate of yourself could be your favorite in a year. life comes at you fast, make memories every day and love even more.

im just a vessel with perfect tits and full of extraordinary amounts of love!

can someone explain secured loans to me like i'm five years old because my head hurts more every time someone explains it like a grown up

not even through the first episode of Say Yes to the Dress and i'm pissed off bc THE DRESS IS FOR NO ONE BUT THE ONE WEARING IT TF

also i'm ready to get weirdly into roller skating

anyway look at this dress i got today. i can do fucking anything

just accidentally liked a comment from my dad's wife on a fb post my mom made 16 years ago and yknow what, if she gets mad she gets mad

my mom's been letting me put her facebook pictures into albums, after i begged her to let me, because any time i'd remember something and look for a picture, i'd have to scroll through a million pictures to find any from the time period i'm looking for. but seeing her old posts is making me so sad

bitch you know damn well i did not

i think i make too many jokes about my trauma, bc i did actually go through all that and why am i laughing

i hate men

NEVERMIND JOHN MARSTON IS 26 IN RED DEAD 2, WE'RE SORTED

trying to think of a theme for my birthday this year but no one talks about being 26 😭

update, i guess.

imagine hating me and i'm just in my kitchen making a buffet for a stinkbug

free palestine free iran free sudan free congo fuck ice fuck ai fuck trump fuck anyone who disagrees

i just got the results from the ancestry DNA test i got for Christmas and there's no fucking way i'm 1% french

i wanna run until the cold air burns my lungs and reminds me what it feels like to be alive

baking tip: if you need to soften butter, put it between your thighs

valentine's day, the day of love. but so fast, it becomes the day of none. driving down the street, i'm singing and swinging my feet. i see your last few moments alive and suddenly i'm dead inside. you didn't know, but because of one of me, you'll never grow. i hope it didn't hurt.

"winter" spelled backwards is "retniw." which makes no sense, just like winter doesn't

on that note happy valentine’s day you’re all my valentine’s and i love you all sorry i don’t make the rules

my father is the source of all my problems

i feel like a piece of POOP and it's nawt fair

is there a letterboxd-esque app where you can track and rate books you read

did anyone grow up playing Bratz: Forever Diamondz? bc i have it and it's giving me life

it's really unfortunate that roaches exist because i love EVERY OTHER BUG. same with birds, i hate to say it but the shoebill scares me

SERVE CUNT, NOT YOUR COUNTRY!!

employment was a scam made by capitalism to contain my whimsy

being sick pisses me off. oh boo hoo i have a wittle viwus and now i can't bweathe 🥺 grow up. i piss myself off

people who do commissions for art and the like, what do you use? how would i go about doing something like that

oh also, my bird died.

i had THREE jobs last year and i only made 21,493. but keep saying that no one wants to work.

i feel like unapproved medications shouldn't be allowed to be sold but what do i know

i'm about to get emotional about the extinction of the kauaʻi ʻōʻō bird

Oli doesn't even need to rage bait me, i piss myself off enough for us both

i love all bugs except cockroaches. i wish every cockroach a very gruesome perishing

who wants to see a bug

can someone please send either a hitman or $10,000 my way

i don't use chatGPT, Oli's my search engine of choice

THE HARVEST IS BOUNTIFUL

ICE WAS SEEN IN MY AREA. americans are not safe.

I HATE BEING ADVERTISED TO, SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPPP

batman's a pussy, i'd have killed the joker's dumb ass on day one

instagram's highlight feature is cool because i now know i've posted about how terrible america is and all the scary horrible bullshit we go through over 100 times since like mid 2024 :)))

Oli doesn't even know his national anthem, but i know the entire first part of the US constitution because we had to hear it as a SONG in school