one of my favorite things to is, when someone heart reacts something on my snap story, i heart react to their heart react just to give em that love back

first of all why did i lie down "just for a minute" at 8:30 last night and now it's 4am, and second of all why did i sweat so much while asleep that i woke up thinking i pissed myself

i peeked at the guest list for the cooked and chopped convention and your name wasn't on it twin

ENGAGED TO A GUY BUT STILL BI

i saw my ass in a mirror across the room and i was like DAMNNNNNN

GOT ENGAGEDDDDDD

also i didn't forget about yall i've been real busy!!! love u tho!!!

i be forgetting that some of yall have kids

LEAVE ME ALONE

they're trying to silence me

ⓘ this user is the proud owner of a nice ass

gas is almost $5, an entire airline went out of business overnight, people are dying in the streets, we don't get paid enough to survive, all our food is poison, the news is mainly propaganda, and the world's run by rapist pedophiles. when is enough enough

am i going batshit or does the whopper jingle have the same tune as the goofy goober song

this reminded me of a picture i took a couple months ago

i fucking hate ai. thank you goodbye

researching harry truman at 4 in the morning bc i found out we have the same birthday

oh my god imagine hearing The Devil Went Down to Georgia live

i've never liked country music, but i can confidently say that isn't true anymore. i only like the kind of country music a cowboy would like

i'll be having a good day and then my printer will act up

grief never goes away

been streaming on twitch recently, so if anyone wants to pop in next stream u can! twitch.tv/shimmeringellie

i beg. can we be so for real.

guys can we be so for real. this is the most meme-able sentence i've ever seen in my life

gas is almost $4 already. i miss like a week ago when it was like $3.10 bro

missing liam payne

yeah :)

take more pictures. of you, of your loved ones, of pretty things you see outside. the self deprecation will wear off and a picture you used to hate of yourself could be your favorite in a year. life comes at you fast, make memories every day and love even more.

can someone explain secured loans to me like i'm five years old because my head hurts more every time someone explains it like a grown up

not even through the first episode of Say Yes to the Dress and i'm pissed off bc THE DRESS IS FOR NO ONE BUT THE ONE WEARING IT TF

also i'm ready to get weirdly into roller skating

anyway look at this dress i got today. i can do fucking anything

just accidentally liked a comment from my dad's wife on a fb post my mom made 16 years ago and yknow what, if she gets mad she gets mad

my mom's been letting me put her facebook pictures into albums, after i begged her to let me, because any time i'd remember something and look for a picture, i'd have to scroll through a million pictures to find any from the time period i'm looking for. but seeing her old posts is making me so sad

bitch you know damn well i did not

i think i make too many jokes about my trauma, bc i did actually go through all that and why am i laughing

i hate men

NEVERMIND JOHN MARSTON IS 26 IN RED DEAD 2, WE'RE SORTED

trying to think of a theme for my birthday this year but no one talks about being 26 😭

update, i guess.

imagine hating me and i'm just in my kitchen making a buffet for a stinkbug

free palestine free iran free sudan free congo fuck ice fuck ai fuck trump fuck anyone who disagrees

i just got the results from the ancestry DNA test i got for Christmas and there's no fucking way i'm 1% french

i wanna run until the cold air burns my lungs and reminds me what it feels like to be alive

baking tip: if you need to soften butter, put it between your thighs

valentine's day, the day of love. but so fast, it becomes the day of none. driving down the street, i'm singing and swinging my feet. i see your last few moments alive and suddenly i'm dead inside. you didn't know, but because of one of me, you'll never grow. i hope it didn't hurt.

"winter" spelled backwards is "retniw." which makes no sense, just like winter doesn't

on that note happy valentine’s day you’re all my valentine’s and i love you all sorry i don’t make the rules