i was looking at bikes on facebook marketplace bc WHOOOO has $350+ for a bike rn. and now i'm being advertised to on instagram for fucking bikes

customers never fail to piss me the fuck off

"people should dress better when they fly" WHY DO YOU CAREEEEE

i have a nyx on my facebook and i literally thought it was OUR nyx from bsky LMAOOOOO i scared myself bc i was like HOW DID THEY FIND ME

i almost choked to death on my drink and my throat feels like i've just swallowed fire

what a novel Oli will wake up to

what do u guys think would've happened if, when the queen met Jackie Kennedy, they just became lovers and ran away together

to my NGL stalker: i know what phone you have. i know what city you accessed my NGL from an hour ago. i know that you've viewed my NGL nine times over the last two weeks. i've deleted all mention of the link to my NGL, yet you keep accessing it. what the fuck do you want

the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

i love my girl friends, my nb friends, and my trans friends, as if they were my own siblings btw

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to have a sister, even still. i cried when my younger brother was born because i wanted a sister SO BAD. it's cool having brothers but being the only girl is sometimes alienating, yknow? if you have a sister can u tell me what it's like

the fact that trump is allowed to just call for the hanging of those who don't support him is crazy. put this man in the brig

i understand that the women's fashion industry doesn't give us pockets bc they want us to buy purses, but why do my LOUNGE PANTS have shitty pockets??

when i found out Liam Payne died, i was in my local Target. i stopped in my tracks and stared at my apple watch as if it would tell me anything i didn't already know. every time i go to Target i think of him. i even got a bracelet with his name on it so i can have him w me

LIAMMMMMM

liam don't do this to me

taking a break from tv to sing to my sad playlist 😄

the How to get Away with Murder soundtrack is so fucking good

LOUD FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

i will never forgive the rest of the world for saying "zed" instead of "zee" for the last letter of the alphabet. it makes the abc song rhyme, why are yall changing it

GHOST OF FRODO SWAGGINS I LOVE UUUUUU

Princess Diana died before i was born but i love her so much and i wish i could've met her

i'm rewatching The Crown, prepare for me to be pissed tf off

crazy that i deleted all mention of my ngl link from here and i'm still fucking getting things on there.

riveting

i don't post my ngl link because this is the type of shit i get. who the fuck is scrolling back EIGHT MONTHS to be a slimy bastard.

literally go die

yeah so idk who the fuck is deep-diving to find my ngl link but let's address some shit.

she's so cute i love her picrew.me/en/image_mak...

im like if a girl was unc

update: ASL bloom paywalling me has led me to seek out other resources. InterSign ASL is good so far

btw guys i’ve started my own business 🫶 handmade real orchid jewelry 🧚🏼‍♀️ link in biooo instagram: @coquette.28

also asl should be forever taught in schools because many adults and children live with deafness of some kind and feel ostracized for not being able to advocate for themselves the same way we can

oh yeah, about that.

just found out that eight people have been sentenced to death with lethal amounts of nitrogen inhalation since last year. it takes them about 20-30 minutes to die. you can sign these petitions against it: worthrises.org/gasexecutions bit.ly/NoGasChamber...

i only go on tiktok because my bff sends me stuff and every time she sends me something about us being besties i get closer to sounding like a victorian wife

in regular clothes, i can do ANYTHING. you need your ceiling washed? tiles re-grouted? i got u. once i'm in my jammies, i know nothing except sleepy time

update: out of Busuu, Memrise, and Babbel, i like Memrise best. Babbel gives you one free lesson before needing payment, and Busuu has AI 🤢

just did a lil dance for the security camera bc i'm so mf bored

i downloaded three language apps and none of them have irish wtf. can a girl not finish learning irish or fucking WHAT

and that’s why i love her

are there any good apps like duolingo but not duolingo? i stopped using duo because it's riddled with AI, and i miss learning Irish :( i also wanna learn ASL

i slept for 8 hours last night, woke up for maybe 30 minutes, then took a 4 hour nap? and i'm STILL TIRED

the umbrella academy has me in shambles

who wanna follow me on instagram? i'm hot and funny

wtf

accidentally sleeping all day before work just to get back in bed after work is crazy

let's go boating with mama

me!

just found out Lesley Gore died ten years ago 💔 rip queen i love u sm