so i realize that probably nobody knows who we are but it turns out that we lost a government grant and now have $1,000 of college debt and no way to feasibly pay it! i will post proof if anybody needs it but if you have even an extra $5 please chuck it at my gofundme? thanks.

Blind Date #2

This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10

If you’re seeing this, it’s your reminder to drink some water.

In this day and age, living in a place that - you like, - you can afford, - you can find a job, - you have family/friends, - you feel safe, and - you *are* safe from natural disasters/bad laws/worse is luxury and privilege. Almost no one gets to check all the boxes. So maybe don’t be an asshole.

registered for my next college semester today!!! hopefully i wont become a seasonally depressed ball of agony and fail everything again. :(

thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”

Still wild to me that so many "savvy" folks on left and right have bought into the idea that online misinformation is overblown and doesn't really matter. From lies about migrants to transgender people to crime to election denial to climate denial, it's literally driving our country's politics.

so do i just come on here and say things hi i guess im kenopsia remember to drink water today

Trying and failing to figure out how to use this site and the internet as a whole when it's simultaneously a conveyor belt of Our Current Horrors but also a place where my online friends make good jokes and share cool things — is there a dial I can use to adjust the ratio of Horrors to Not Horrors