claire
@clairecomstockgay.bsky.social
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i’m not josie grossie anymore!
i loved this one!
@zoemjack.bsky.social
is so great to talk to! click thru for the exclusive home office photo, peep all my Stuff
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5 months ago
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so can we pay our taxes into an escrow account or. if the heat’s not on i’m not paying rent
9 months ago
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when a person is looking for tangible, specific ways to Take Action and someone else responds like, “fight capitalism.” my guy. my friend. i love you very much and also that’s like the least tangible suggestion i’ve ever heard
9 months ago
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corbin dewitt
9 months ago
keep seeing "do not obey in advance" used to punctuate the end of a post and every time my brain autocompletes with BUT DON'T OBEY AT ALL, EITHER!!!
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people loooooove to act like “institutions and government leaders” are just innocent victims of a malevolently distrustful population
11 months ago
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dreamed i came online and someone was calling me AUAB (assigned ugly at birth)
11 months ago
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wait so do or don’t these people want echo chambers i’m getting confused
11 months ago
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when i start thinking “the writer from stalker, he’s SO me…” that’s when you know it’s time for a lil break
11 months ago
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“don’t obey in advance” is good, but don’t obey at all, either
11 months ago
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love it (truly) so much when a regular person does a gift guide. NO celebs NO lifestyle mags NO affiliate links, YES some person sharing a list of stuff that’s cool and nice. send me your gift guide!!
11 months ago
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(ronnie cammareri voice) i make horoscopes, horoscopes, HOROSCOPES
www.thecut.com/article/your...
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Your Daily Horoscope by Madame Clairevoyant: November 20, 2024
The moon moves into Leo before aligning with Mars in the evening, prompting a rush of fiery confidence.
https://www.thecut.com/article/your-daily-horoscope-madame-clairevoyant-nov-20-2024.html?ueid=4591ee1f05ed02873ec1aa6341713d11&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Horoscope%20Weekday%20Alert%202024-11-20&utm_term=Subscription%20List%20-%20Astrology%20%28MASTER%29
11 months ago
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if you’re the person who put handmaid costumes on the stone lions outside your gigantic mansion in saint paul…i’d love to talk
11 months ago
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horoscopes are still DAILY, i’m doing my very best to do real talk that is also useful/nice, love you 🖤
www.thecut.com/article/your...
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Your Daily Horoscope by Madame Clairevoyant: November 18, 2024
The sun and Neptune boost your compassion, making today ripe for reconnecting with old friends and forging new relationships.
https://www.thecut.com/article/your-daily-horoscope-madame-clairevoyant-nov-18-2024.html?ueid=4591ee1f05ed02873ec1aa6341713d11&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Horoscope%20Weekday%20Alert%202024-11-18&utm_term=Subscription%20List%20-%20Astrology%20%28MASTER%29
11 months ago
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went to the orchestra this weekend and was brought nearly to tears by the little exhibit about the building’s 50 year anniversary. this is from the board’s “statement of values.” can you imagine a big cultural institution saying something like this today lol
11 months ago
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if the democrats win by becoming republicans, that also counts as republicans winning. something that is obvious to normal people and yet!!!
11 months ago
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Molly McArdle
almost 2 years ago
More articles about
@clairecomstockgay.bsky.social
please!!!
www.thecut.com/article/how-...
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How Astrologer Claire Comstock-Gay Gets It Done
The writer behind Madame Clairevoyant’s weekly horoscopes walks us through her philosophy and methods for reading the stars.
https://www.thecut.com/article/how-astrologer-claire-comstock-gay-writes-horoscopes.html
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the post genre that’s like “[whoever] now has the chance to do the funniest thing ever”…but the thing in question is like MILDLY humorous at best…
almost 2 years ago
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Emma / Miss Print
about 2 years ago
Love this week’s horoscope from
@clairecomstockgay.bsky.social
“An unexpected new path is opening up to you now. Follow it.” So mote it be.
www.thecut.com/2023/10/week...
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in 2nd grade my friend nikki’s mom gave us a STERN talk about how crayola’s “radical red” was so disrespectful to the brave radicals of the world. unfortunately i turn into nikki’s mom every time i see an ad for like a deodorant startup w “collective” in the name
about 2 years ago
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my enemy strikes again…smiling big in my friend’s insta stories…how dare you
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about 2 years ago
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Emma / Miss Print
about 2 years ago
My entire October in a nutshell from
@clairecomstockgay.bsky.social
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www.thecut.com/2023/09/week...
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maybe you want to read your horoscope, i don’t know!!
https://www.thecut.com/2023/09/weekly-horoscopes-for-the-week-of-september-25-by-the-cut.html
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Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the Week of September 25
A full moon in bold and fiery Aries on Friday calls for an act of bravery, a leap of faith.
https://www.thecut.com/2023/09/weekly-horoscopes-for-the-week-of-september-25-by-the-cut.html
about 2 years ago
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i’m going back in :) can’t wait to see what they’re going to inject me with, i love surprises :)
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about 2 years ago
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TWIST: walgreens called and said “WHOOPS we accidentally gave you the flu shot instead of the covid booster, can you come back in?”
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about 2 years ago
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every day i see a new Worst Ad I’ve Ever Seen…but this one…my brain immediately liquified and started leaking out of my ears…
about 2 years ago
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before each covid booster i think “eh it’ll be fine” and dave goes “hm…remember how sick you felt every other time” and i go “yeah but this is different!” anyway guess who was up all night with aches and chills lol
about 2 years ago
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the murder she wrote episode about detective elliott gould getting exasperated w jessica fletcher……you may not believe this but that, to me, is The Good Stuff
about 2 years ago
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simply disgusting that if you want to see a dermatologist about your eczema or weird mole or whatever you first have to make it thru a waiting room filled with ads for beauty procedures!!!
about 2 years ago
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i know i’m always coming on the internet and asking to be praised for doing a totally mediocre job parallel parking. but today: i’m asking you to praise me for going to the dentist
about 2 years ago
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this is the world’s worst, most annoying sports bar and she is DESPERATE to go inside
about 2 years ago
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it is frankly SO annoying that the only way to get any writing done is to sit down and do it
about 2 years ago
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about 2 years ago
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pov: you’re at the art museum and two people with the strongest minnesota accents you’ve ever heard keep saying to each other “now, what do you think this represents? what do you think THIS represents? barb, come look at this. what do you think it represents?”
about 2 years ago
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cortado with a tiny seltzer…king of Little Treats
about 2 years ago
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discarded “no children” lyrics
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about 2 years ago
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ak
about 2 years ago
this piece from
@gussie.bsky.social
on the economic hardships disabled people face is good and you should read it
www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a4...
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The Cost of Living With a Disability in America
Thirty+ years after G.H.W. Bush signed the Americans with Disabilities Act, four Americans with disabilities reflect on the struggle to secure a financial future.
https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a44817643/cost-of-living-with-disability-american-healthcare-system/
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the indignity of being asked to provide “feedback” to your health insurance company……”would you recommend us to your family and friends?” i mean obviously not but also i thought we all knew that this is a hostage situation???
about 2 years ago
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from tonight’s class notes. the verdict is in
about 2 years ago
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the best part of publishing a book is that three years later you can send your elderly japanese teacher a copy and she’ll cry because she’s so proud of you
about 2 years ago
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HERE YOU GO, OK 💚🌾
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Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the Week of August 21
We’re leaving the drama of Leo season behind and heading into conscientious Virgo.
https://www.thecut.com/2023/08/weekly-horoscopes-for-the-week-of-august-21-by-the-cut.html
about 2 years ago
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hemming some pants for my neighbor’s kid in exchange for a pair of baseball tickets….it’s honestly so good to live in a society
about 2 years ago
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woke up at 2am & couldn’t get back to sleep because planet of the bass was playing too loud inside my brain. END this man’s reign of terror
about 2 years ago
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in 2009 i was working at the borders in my town in new hampshire…grim time of life…tried to make friends with a coworker who was reading david foster wallace and she was like lmao no i’m only reading this bc there’s an essay about my favorite guy, john mccain
about 2 years ago
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in the same way that a small crush is pleasantly invigorating…..there’s this person who was INCREDIBLY rude to me for no reason the one time we met, and i get such a little jolt every time she shows up in my friends’ pictures 😎
about 2 years ago
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“side hustle”—the ugliest words in the english language. the reverse cellar door
about 2 years ago
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just watched a murder she wrote episode where this girl writes a novel and jessica says to her “you know, you’re about to be very, very rich.” i love my little historical fantasy tv show :)
about 2 years ago
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lol every week i’m freshly surprised that i’m still (STILL) doing the horoscopes…we LOVE a professional rut, just can’t get enough,
about 2 years ago
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idk maybe you want to read your horoscope!
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Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the Week of July 31
On Tuesday, a full moon in idealistic Aquarius illuminates unseen possibilities.
https://www.thecut.com/2023/07/weekly-horoscopes-for-the-week-of-july-31-by-the-cut.html
about 2 years ago
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barbie: a fun moviegoing experience! i need the execs to understand that i will NOT be engaging further in any little Barbie Cinematic Universe they try to get going, but thanks for the nice time!
about 2 years ago
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once again i am asking for a medal for parallel parking in a totally regular-sized spot. who can i talk to about this. attn: city hall
about 2 years ago
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