beaded bone ham medallion trending for summer 2026 and into the foreseeable future. you heard it here first

last night i dreamed i was picking up beans on the sidewalk. deep muted purple, with white specks, like scarlet runners but as big as a silver dollar. "look at these beans," i remember thinking. "from just one bean i can grow countless hundreds"

me in high school

shirt embroidered "witness protection program" "hoffa" goes so hard

Make the data center a public sex forest

Come & find Twin Cities DSA at the following upcoming events! Rise & Remember Festival | S. 38th & Chicago | 5/25 12-6pm Grand Old Day | Victoria & Grand | 9am-6pm Open Streets Lyndale | S. 22nd-42nd St | 11am-5pm

when you really think about it, "spaghetti strap" is such an insane name for it

who here uses vinted. do we have any vinted users in the house

day one of gemini season and my gemini husband just came back from his haircut appointment with his hair parted on the opposite side. stay vigilant out there everyone

who here uses vinted. do we have any vinted users in the house

came on here to say i'm thinking about joan didion, decided to look up the last time i was posting about joan didion... may 28 2025

therapist: ...and what do we say when we see a blooming honeysuckle in the waning golden light of a may evening? me: never kill yourself ? therapist: that's right

oh my god it's baby cam gordon

okay, listen up: no more "core". we have enough cores. hardcore, normcore, cottagecore, whatever. let's not waste the other parts in our avaricious scramble to reach the core. how about some rinds for once. some pith. some seeds

there he is

people splitting indie rock hairs in the comments of that "what's the most millennial song" nostalgia bait post... all cowards who can't admit our true legacy to be the cursed stomp clap EDM fusion of "wake me up" by avicii or some parov stelar electroswing bullshit or like, "dynamite" by taio cruz

lost my wallet on the bus and the lost and found department did not find it. stay tuned for my nyt op-ed on why public transit is actually bad,

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEPUTY HAWK LIVES IN TWO HARBORS

THE BIRD A NEST THE SPIDER A WEB MAN FRIENDSHIP

the number of places in the twin cities where you can learn how to make things yourself is unparalleled and i really truly love it

i need to start a thread to contain the posts i feel compelled to make re: everything that annoys me about the online clothing resale industry

some of you are not making this part of your balanced breakfast

need to replace my disgusting, falling-apart phone case and when i went online to look for one i discovered all the cases on offer are for iphone 16s and 17s. we're on 17 now? when did that happen

if you want to argue about interpretation of holy texts, what you actually want is to convert to judaism

me, jetlagged and wide awake at 4am once again

whenever i experience jet lag i'm like, it's so crazy that i am having one of the only human physiological experiences that is less than 150 years old

one of my college housemates was a first generation hungarian immigrant who was writing her senior thesis on hungarian fascism and i hope she is having a great fucking day

it happened to me: i heard "dragostea din tei" on the radio in moldova

god help me, i was fooled by false spring and only wore a thin jacket today—temps dropped steadily all afternoon, and while i was freezing my ass off at the light rail station, a few spiteful flakes of snow whirled past

i am not, as a rule, loyal or deferential to the idea of any specific government agencies, but i truly hate watching the USPS sputter out

wild to think i wrote this for @brightwalldarkroom.com more than 7 years ago

"Whether Bergman’s production is particularly faithful to Mozart’s original vision or a particularly radical reinvention of it seems almost beside the point. What THE MAGIC FLUTE does do—beautifully—is impart the experience of watching opera inside an actual opera house." - @corbindewitt.bsky.social

found an online reseller error that does not annoy me: writing "sequence" in the place of "sequins"

great week to have an international trip departure planned,,,,

Everybody's asking

god bless @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social's america

how come the first bite of any protein bar makes you feel like you're eating god's manna from heaven and the last bite of any protein bar makes you feel like you're bruce bogtrotter struggling through the final slice of punishment cake

experiencing a bluesky post breaking containment for the first time... wow

hey has anyone here heard of a movie called ALIEN by ridley scott. saw it on 35mm last night. pretty great. i feel like more people should be talking about this

florence welch type drip

co-signed!!!!!!!

i'm modern sisyphus and i'm not happy

"So we get thrust into useless considerations of hypothetical alternate timelines and differences of degrees. Anything to avoid facing up to life outside the game and negotiating with conditions and forces that resist our control."

@dsamorod.bsky.social our impact

help me out—i saw a post today that linked to an article called something like "sentences written by nobody" or "words written by nobody", by a teacher, that appeared to be about editing student submissions that were obviously composed by AI. post has been lost in shuffle. can someone link me