Not in three, but still a buzz.

Watching the news and imagining (not for the first time) how beautiful it would be if all the cruise ships in the world converged on Gaza to feed the people. Then I remember society and the dream dies.

Goose Is a Jam Band. Geese Is Indie Rock. They Both Have New Albums. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/s... I can confirm that Goose is great. I haven't experienced Geese yet.

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/... 🥳

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/s... “Because lawyers believe that under the umbrella of advocacy they can lie through their teeth.” It isn't only lawyers. It is Adult Society, if we're being honest.

Most Voters Think America’s Divisions Cannot Be Overcome, Poll Says www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/u... Okay, losers. Y'all can go jump off of a cliff, pronto. I will stick around to celebrate with the other irredeemable optimistic lovers and fighters left behind. You won't be missed.

The Rise of the Statement Coat www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/t... Why, but why, do these people look so hangry?

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/s... The fashion world does not seem to be a particularly healthy industry. At all.

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o... Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of history, politics, economics, or common sense calling the way these provocateurs operate civil debate [cannot be serious!]

No...no...you don't get to 'Oops, my bad' your way out of this.

White people didn’t think it would get this bad FOR WHITE PEOPLE. They either didn’t care if it did for others, or actively hoped it would. Or both.

Sports Betting Apps Have a Powerful New Tool to Keep Users Gambling www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/b... Grotesque, isn't it? 👏

A.I. Fighter Jets and Cockroach Spies: Inside the Changing Business of War www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/b... The will-not-ever-end business of war. People suck.

Trump and Netanyahu Tell Hamas to Accept Their Peace Plan, or Else www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u... Notorious liars pleading with other notorious liars. Is everyone entertained? These two are 👇

Here’s How a Government Shutdown Works www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/u... "Government Shutdown" = Ugly Politics Rules The World.

Can the Trump Peace Plan Overcome Unprecedented Cruelty? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/o... PROOF: THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A STUPID QUESTION, TOM.

After Volatile Summer, Trump’s Approval Remains Low but Stable, Poll Finds www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/p... I don't believe you. Nothing about Tronald Dump is stable.

Government Shutdown Could Delay Economic Data at a Critical Moment www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/b... BIG. DEAL. PEOPLE VOTED FOR THIS. IT IS WHAT THEY WANT. AMERICA IS A NATION OF GAMBLERS.

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

Maybe so. It is also egregious passive aggressive behavior. Day 17 and counting.

Perspective 👇🏼

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc... Omg, the people who think history's first century quality of life and life expectancy is desirable and worth fighting for.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc... "It is mystical, emotional, and, in its way, wildly utopian. It is transnational, multiracial, and unapologetically political." But is it literate? Um, we have exactly one race on Earth. The human race.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... "They have marshaled the language of a rising charismatic Christian movement to describe their political agenda as a cosmic battle against the forces of evil." Holy crap, they sound like they mean business. Where on Earth do they live? Pyongyang, perhaps?

www.theatlantic.com/technology/2... "As quickly as I had brought my father back to life, I had lost him, once again."

The new Washpost Opinion editor also said: "Frankly, a lot of people don't trust The Post. ... I think that a lot of folks have a poor view of The Post because they don't feel that they've been well served by it." CORRECT.

How Did Late-Night Get So Political? It Didn’t Start With Trump. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/24/a... That's right, kids! It is not new, not even close. Egad, even Johnny Carson would occasionally get political

Swaggering, Scandalous, Strange: There Will Never Be Another Eric Adams www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/n... Aww, bullshit.

Which Federal Benefits and Services Continue During a Government Shutdown? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u... This has been a regular feature ever since Newt Gingrich popularized it in the 1980s. Shut it down, dipshits.

Live Updates: Netanyahu and Trump Meet to Discuss Gaza Plans www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09... Wherein ☠️ and 🦹‍♂️ leisurely bitch and moan about their personal political situations while divinely innocent people get slaughtered.

Rory McIlroy on verbal abuse at Ryder Cup: ‘I don’t think we should ever accept that in golf’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/667... At home, " ... disappointed American fans focused their ire ... " on their friends and family because that is what they do.

Rory McIlroy on verbal abuse at Ryder Cup: ‘I don’t think we should ever accept that in golf’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/667... " ... disappointed American fans focused their ire ... " on whomever is the closest to victimize because aside from flying to Europe to bitch at pros, they're lazy fuckers.

Rory McIlroy on verbal abuse at Ryder Cup: ‘I don’t think we should ever accept that in golf’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/667... "US's Justin Thomas, who was playing against McIlroy and Lowry, waved down the crowd on every green to make it reasonably quiet for McIlroy and Lowry to putt." Ty, Justin!

Venezuela, America and the Specter of Regime Change www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/w... Ohhh, regime change! I am so turned on!!

Venezuela, America and the Specter of Regime Change www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/w... Because it is sooo sexy, of course. This is their jam, man.

In Going After His Foes, Trump Sets a Precedent That Could Haunt His Allies www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/u... "Haunt His Allies?" That sounds promising if they were healthy humans with a working conscience. Those freaks will never lose a wink of sleep or their appetites, despite my "praying" for it.

Again! It is ridiculous the amount of joy I get from getting it in three. 🥳

As climate change makes city life hotter and hotter, people are finding clever adaptations so that summer remains livable. Here are a few: Kids, you will have to consult the "paper of record" for the helpful details.

Sounds just like those bitches.

Find us a Dick Hurts. It should be easy! 😁

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv... Adam Serwer, my e-friends.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec... Haha! They are thrilled to be summoned by a former Army National Guard officer on his third wife for reasons he wouldn't say! What on earth are they saluting? And why?

Starbucks to Cut Jobs, Close Stores and Take $1 Billion Hit in Revamp Effort www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/b... I will absolutely sleep better now.

Oklahoma Education Chief Who Promoted Bibles in Schools Will Resign www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/u... Can't hack it inside the envelope? Hell no! He wants to move fast and break things. He wants unfettered power. NOW.

Dear Bill, Can you surmise how 2. happened? The totally true "too many guns in this country" situation? Surely a wise man like you can elaborate on that.

The Grand Strategy Behind Trump’s Crackdown on Academia www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/o... I prefer to call it: "Oh, you mean the unbecoming assault on intelligence designed by awful pinheads who give him terrible ideas that he thinks are great because ... ?"

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/a... You're welcome. 💓

I am head over heels for this shot. Harris Island, Scotland. Photographer: Robert Birkby

Tom Brady responds to conflict of interest concerns, blames ‘paranoia and distrust’ www.nytimes.com/athletic/665... All I am saying is that anyone else would respond the same way - by defending themselves.