i’m so cooked man my targeted ads are all about advertising like no i don’t have a product to advertise on Paramount Brand Manager or Roku Advertising i’m sorry

Live game show tournament happening right now with my friends @crispysteve42.bsky.social, @jsach.bsky.social, and more. Spread the word, come join, and vote on our interactive polls which will change the course of our games. www.twitch.tv/gambiy23

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this feels like ai generated nonsense but i promise you i 100% meant every word i said and all of them are accurate

Every time I hear Daryl Hall & John Oates’s “Private Eyes” I think of Wheel of Fortune’s finger boy.

Welcome to the show, good luck to you

Idea for a streaming service name: Labubo

Did they ever figure out whose line it was

Little makes me prouder to be an American than Daytime TV

i love this camera angle

regis and kathie lee had some stacked lineups back in the day

It’s a great day for America to see Craig Ferguson!

Wheel of Fortune fact: Whoops! Six years ago today, Harry Friedman accidentally swapped the "category" and "puzzle" fields on the google doc

I’m a rebel.

Good evening from New York City! #JetLagTheGame @nebula.tv

Wheel of Fortune fact: Check out the persistent scorebug debuting next week, which will display the time a contestant has to call a letter, which side of the puzzleboard Vanna is currently on, and more info!

Happy 2/27 to everyone! There’s no place like home!

my toxic trait is thinking i can play dance dance revolution

Listening to the new Sabrina Carpenter tracks. I will only make one comment, I think we all know somebody who fits the description of a “Busy Woman” Also DOLLY FREAKIN’ PARTON???????

*elaine stritch voice* here’s to the ladies who yearn

You already know what’s going on tonight

this is all i can picture in my head whenever i see chappell roan

nobody: elon musk:

what'cha'll do today? i ate ham

Listened to Diana Ross’s “It’s Your Move” and had a genuine jaw drop reaction at the intro. Never underestimate the power of samples.

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I think the TSA is just making up rules about laptops as they go now. At LAX, the first place I didn’t have to take it out at ever, they’re telling people to take them out of bags. Meanwhile when I left PHL a few days ago they were having people leave laptops in, despite not doing that last time…

walking in to jcpenneys and telling them to give me this

I do not know what box my local Ollie’s pulled this out of but I’m fairly certain it’s older than me.

Finally watched the M*A*S*H finale in full. MeTV ran it last week and I DVRed it. I usually watch the show from the syndication reruns so seeing the finale has eluded me for a whole. Very powerful. Very powerful.

Today I learned I share a birthday with R. Budd Dwyer.

‘Tis the season!

Need to show bluesky some of my old Greatest Twitter Hits, like this clip from the 1972 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade where the tape edits from the guy who recorded it make it look like it's a found footage horror movie

my roblox account turns 13 today do i get a prize (please be retirement)

I swear to you the sponsor of tonight’s Prize Puzzle is “Diddy Resorts” #WheelOfFortune

Aloha!

if anybody wants to know how I’m doing over here I just cried listening to a Donny Osmond record so things are definitely going well

They actually went through with the block change on the bird site. Incredible. To quote someone, we are not going back!

Incredibly weird scene at the local Walmart, there’s 8 open staffed registers in addition to the self checkout, and there’s no line for any of them.

Just watched an episode of Price is Right where not only did everyone lose their game, but both contestants went over. They gave away a little over $7,000 over the course of the entire hour. Also Brad Sherwood is not a good announcer for this show. Funny guy, but not the right fit.

The urge to cave and go back to the bird site is staggering.

Like father like son

If I ask “Should I Lou Rawls it?” do you know what I’m asking? Or did I make up something in my head and I’m the crazy one?

Just got a letter in the mail from “Vote Forward” an organization that has volunteers send letters to people in swing states to encourage them to vote! Pretty neat idea. Though I’m already voting, so I feel bad like I’ve wasted a volunteer’s time sending me a letter.

Gonna start reposting the hits over here, just to bring some familiarity with me.

Walk in to Wendy’s, first thing I hear: “Do you know if anybody is *working* the register?” This should’ve been a sign.