Imagining the type of person who listens to Aesop’s fables on audiobook during a fight

# Dean Phillips 2028

I had a dream that right after he left office George W. Bush started hosting wheel of fortune

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One day -- one day in my lifetime, I pray -- we will come together in recognizing Thrift Shop (feat. Wanz) by Macklemore as the greatest song ever recorded

George Lopez. Great program. You’d be shocked at the antics they get into on there.

SHE REALLY WAS A BEAUTY AT THE CHEZ PAREE

IJSMATBWMF ☝️🤓

What if there were more colors than sounds

They Never Failed To Answer The Question: What Are Those Guys Doing?

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a squish right now squish right now squish right now.

Quail!

Can’t fathom the scale of it all nor the enormity, but I’m doing it anyway, and you’ve got to be OK with that

There’s a chicken in a coop and I’m cooping up a storm

I don’t even know what the gist of it all is, but I do know that there is something exciting happening

So what we SpongeBob so what we squid word

Oh it’s getting squishy

WE ARE CHEWING ON IT!

Can I say the “F word” ??????????

Sorry I’m try harder next time

If you are a fast food restaurant you should not send me a random push notification unless you are offering a discount. I do not need to be reminded that the chicken sandwich exists!

In awe of this Instagram ad I just got

found my apartment at long last god bless

the alliterative celebrity deaths.. ozzy osborne .. hulk hogan.. next i predict it will be chubby checker ..

The "Gen Z" version of "Eating all your popcorn before the movie starts" is "finishing lunch 5 minutes into the 42 minute youtube video" ... #facts

On the Windows 11 lock screen right now there's a button to "take a quiz about the colosseum" and if you click it you get brought to this exact page

Just has a great idea for a new word: vocility

there is no other reason to believe that anything else is going pn except for that which is actually occurring

Maybe one day

Reflecting

Cheers

Calamity!

Sorry to bother!

Inferiority!

“Since last we spoke” is a beautifully worded phrase

Graduation is one of the classic ceremonies you go to

Hope it’s a good call!

It don’t feel so far away!

I love you and you’ll never know