I unpause my social detox for one fucking day and Trump has one of the most unhinged 24 hours of his presidency…

Just coming back to say I did solidays and feel hotter bye

Going on a lil social media break so bye 👋🏻

SPOG gets a great new contract while legal settlements related to SPD greatly increase. notesfromtheemeraldcity.com/spog-gets-a-...

Gavin Newsom threw trans kids under the bus as soon as the second Trump admin began lol

I was not ready for what the anchor looks like

I was assured ending the shutdown was to save these credits?

If you think people are dumb for trying to drive through floodwater in Washington, in New Orleans some roads regularly get 4-6 feet (yes!!! Feet!!!) of water during average thunderstorms and people still try to drive through regularly.

Lisa Barlow STUNS in new #RHOSLC confessional

The way the instagram algorithm stacks all my bloomfs thirst trap stories so I can view them all in one sitting…

Just saying, the old Rite Aid on broadway would make for an excellent public grocery store location @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social

I have former constituent beef with crockett (too chummy with cops) but she’s a crazy upgrade over allred who i hated even more in my time as a constituent

If you still defend Hillary Clinton, why??? lol

I have too many briefs to choose from 😞

Federal way station is now the red lobster station btw

Follow my bestie @serglifts.bsky.social he doesn’t know how to use this app yet

Washington State: ICE attacks are increasing rapidly across the state. They are here. They are going to get worse. You MUST organize locally to stand up against this. #washingtonstate #ice

It’s crazy that MLS season ticket holders don’t get World Cup priority at the stadiums they made World Cup worthy but FIFA is gonna FIFA

I’ve made it to Afghanagram and it’s just a bunch of Afghanis dunking on the US. They put a humvee w a white flag on top of a tower at our old Air Force base and call it the leaning tower of pizza 😭

So there was a Black Friday sale at @underu4men.bsky.social

14 queens should be 10-12 episodes but I just know they’re gonna find a way to make it like 16

Not seeing much chappell on these wrappeds 🤔

The dogs in DC are going crazy rn

Pretty sure it’s not a typo.

Favorite song i found this year music.apple.com/us/album/l-g...

Other than accessibility… why is this a thing???

A transition team that looks like Seattle… maybe @girmayzahilay.bsky.social could learn something

Venezuela doesn’t make fentanyl Venezuela doesn’t make cocaine Venezuela has oil

Tiddies ⏳

Nothing more jarring than the playlist switching from Kim Petras to Lead Belly

I’m 9th wheeling thanksgiving wtf

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My balls ACHE if any of you care

Need a tall twink to come ride my face before I combust btw

Every few day or so I think to myself… today’s been a tough day… I’m gonna DoorDash shawarma and I’m always right!

Nursing shortage go brrrrrrr

I think I’ve found the length that bushes should not exceed

I will dress nicely to travel again when economy is enjoyable again

I have a feeling a Waymo is going to hit a lime scooter within 3 weeks of being live in Seattle

this one’s called i shake

this one’s called i shake

Playing flight simulator on the hallway electricity and hotspot WiFi bc my building sucks and seems to have just abandoned us without power for 10 hours!

This one’s for the Uber Eats drivers that have brought me chicken shawarma twice a week for about a month

We don’t need to reform ICE. We don’t need alternatives to ICE. We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE. ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.

He got 280k likes wtf

God he’s so boring

Spirit has completely left Seattle… it should’ve been American…

The way the internet just ignored what “POV” means and ran with it pisses me off daily

b a c k !

b a c k ?