ISO bisexual woman with lots of tattoos to bully me

Pacifico on draught last night was tasting like I might need to chill the fuck out

I’m not gonna have sex anymore unless I get paid

I fucking love Vegas. Sorry if you don’t 🖕🖕

I miss my mustang

Missed my flight by 5 minutes. Luckily I got to fly to Salt Lake City instead of Denver and get home 8 hours late

This was so sick

Woke up sticky and covered in glitter. Again.

Deg

I just got barked at by a passing car. Everyone know it’s my move to bark at men from a moving car how dare they

Shoutout to the awaken beast fully awoken circle being closed in one night

Best drummer by farrrr

Yeah dude. Theres only one sun

Massive sea lion ‘Chonkers’ makes rare San Francisco visit

This is the first song played tonight that I’m bummed they didn’t save for me when I’m there the next two nights but fuck. Sally deserves better

Imagine only going to the sphere tonight lol

We as a society should be drowning more boys before they become men. Like by the time they are ten you pretty much know which ones are going to be horrible or not

I got my hog _______’d at Sphere

If they play saw it again on Thursday before I get there I’m going to lose my shit

Every other Saturday we get lunch catered to work. These fuckers got chick fil a.

It’s enough with the fucking mustaches already. You guys all look stupid please stop

I didn’t know the Disclosure show I went to last night was 16+ until it was already too late.

Fistfightimg a DJ because he played Drake

NASA releases insane new image of the mighty hexagonal storm on Saturn's North Pole.

BREAKING: A Closer Look at the King of Planets. 🪐🛰️ NASA has just released a new perspective of Jupiter so sharp it’s almost impossible to comprehend. Those intricate, marble-like swirls aren't just clouds—they are colossal storms, many of which could swallow Earth whole. 🌍🌪️

Men are too emotionally unstable for the workplace

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

On a date Them: Are you excited about anything you have coming up? Me: Hells Itch at Field of Vision

burgers should be wider, not taller imo

New to BlueSky, huh?

Good googly moogly

Yall they have sour patch kids jelly beans

Less than one month till heaters in Vegas

This is the most Denver car I’ve seen. No license plate and it’s a Subaru

Spite is for sure the easiest way to get in really really good shape

I like when women bark like a seal during sex

The Netherlands just launched a platform in the middle of the North Sea that converts wind electricity into green hydrogen fuel without the electricity ever touching land. The NortH2 offshore hydrogen platform sits 200 kilometers off the Dutch coast, directly connected by underwater power cables.

Today's the day.

A good haul from Burlington could fix me

New SLIFT and Pond music makes me a happy boy.

One of my coworkers brings Pepsi with him to work. Like he goes to the store, sees the coke, buys Pepsi, and then brings it to work every day

😂😂😂 #SheShed www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

Hot take. Easter has the best candy of any holiday

Maybe I was the baddie all along

Red flags are my kink

More like Fuck Norris am I right

It’s interesting to me that politicians talk about their religion so much when campaigning but never about how their decisions and actions are motivated by their personal religious beliefs

“Banks are too big to fail.” ”The files would bring the whole system crash down.” Brother, good. That’s the ticket to the future

Wait Jack Johnson is Epstein kid? And also the island boys?