Why is Pokémon ok but dog fighting isn’t

‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them https://theonion.com/ny-times-columnists-hold-roundtable-to-determine-whats-wrong-with-them/

Brb, blocking every post I see of food someone made at home

"Jews don't belong in American society." Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America. But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

I think about this tweet almost every day

But like when are other countries going to dispose the orange pig

Oh you like Gizz? I started listening to them before they even had a lizard wizard

But like what if people just stopped teaching their kids religion

Chat, is it possible for a religious state/theocracy to exist without war and suffering

Oh wow the jamband community celebrates white man for making a “disco” album

The US government in 4 pictures

Yall I don’t think calling senators is working

I trusted a lot of farts this week and was rewarded

Stanton Moore is the opposite of funky and if you don’t see that then you probably like goose

The Manchester Hell’s Itch send tweet

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

The best 10 minutes of my life might have been Lifeboy at the Sphere

@gatorade why can’t I find Riptide Rush anywhere?

I can substitute ranch for tahini, right?

I can’t stop using Theia. It’s become an everyday thing

Waffles and the Manchester rave gizz show for breakfast

So apparently phish is going to do boulder for 4th of July AND Dicks for Labor Day!? @phishatdicks.bsky.social

Legends

More like prison of lies, am I right?

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Put some respect on wolfmans name. Absolutely a top 10 vehicle gfys

Please repost if you are PROUDLY 🇺🇸 PRO IMMIGRANT FUCK ICE BLACK LIVES MATTER SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS FREE PALESTINE SUPPORT LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 PROTECT THE DOLLS 🏳️‍⚧️ PRESERVE NATIVE LANDS DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE LOVE THY NEIGHBOR BE KIND TO ALL BEINGS

Like just fucking ki ll him

Jk I’m so back

Shorty what that thang do

Vending Machine Attendant Admits B3 Selection Has Changed A Lot Over The Years https://theonion.com/vending-machine-attendant-admits-b3-selection-has-chang-1819572233/

Ok IU now do basketball

If Miami loses by three that dude needs to be on unalive watch

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

I was offered a promotion yesterday at the job I started last month. Today the person who offered me the promotion quit so now they want me to take his job

Does everyone know about the buttons or nah

The breeze on my face, Feels so fucking good

Okay I’ll bite, who is Bob Weir?

Men only want one thing and it’s delicious

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Please share.. ICE THUGS shot & killed a woman in Minneapolis. Then attack citizens point blank with teargas grenades, pepper ball guns & chemical spray in the faces. Of course, Greg Bovino was in the mix. He needs to be brought up for murder charges.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 youtu.be/LnfiWmX_mTE?...

Why hasn’t the CIA killed him yet

The only thing I had for lunch was an Irish coffee but it had whipped cream on it

go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do

I haven’t cried or shit my pants yet this year let’s fucking goooo

Gotta be Spock’s brain, right?

@phish.com lol I was just telling my friend how annoying it is that they never jam this right when it started

That New Mastersounds show was one of the funkiest experiences of my life. And I was at your moms house in the 90s

20 years sober from Salvia. One day at a time