'Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared' is a very unflattering way of describing former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham, I gotta say.

People say Australians don't have a culture but I just heard a mum call her toddler a dickhead, so

Reminder that it’s not compulsory to express an opinion on that American guy who got shot, or even to give a shit about it at all.

The great thing about being a nobody on the internet is you don't have to do all that performative hand wringing stuff

Love this from a #soccerdad www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/li... via @sydmorningherald.bsky.social

@iansyson.bsky.social Just saw last night's result. Normally I couldn't give two figs about English football, but I have a dream: your lot get promoted and next season beat Bonesaw United in the last game of the season to deny them a spot in the Champions' League.

VAR still sucks. #AUSvIND

@iansyson.bsky.social hello. Trying to figure out how this place works. Did you get notified by my reply about Jonathan Liew?