Okay- I need to hear from outside opinions. There’s a girl who works with my man (this isn’t a jealousy post I swear). She is super happy, energetic, & well-liked. But when she’s around me, my aura feels disrupted. My chest feels tight, I don’t feel good around her, almost anxious or cautious.

Just a quick update

My boss went to Saudi Arabia for Ramadan and Holli and brought me back chocolates, beads to hang from my rearview mirror, and the best smelling damn perfume I’ve ever had. Forever grateful I left the hell that was corporate banking.

My kids wanted to watch Cheaper by the Dozen and when I tell you the idea of 12 kids gives me the WORST anxiety 😭 Hell to the absolute NAHHHH

Having a good ass hair day but a bad face day is <<<<<<<

What did I get for my birthday? I’m so glad you asked. Sick. I got sick. Woke up from a nap feeling like I was drowning, spiked to a 101° fever, chills, body aches… And today? I’m working a double.

This is 32, baybeeeeee Happy birthday to me

Fellas: When you say “sit on my face,” do you mean HOVER (like supporting ourselves on our knees/feet) or SIT (like almost full weight)?

It’s been so fucking grey in Nashville for six months, I feel like I popped a molly when the sun hits my face.

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I’ll be 32 on Wednesday and while that’s an unremarkable age- I’m learning that having friends is so important and I wish all of my best ones didn’t live so far.

This man is eating beef jerky and strawberry milk. CRIMINAL.

Proof of life, wellness, and confirmation that I’m Chinese

I tried to clean and deodorize because I got a wild hair in my ass that told me it was a good idea. That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean. Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious. Sincerely, The Tony Montana of Housewives

I just woke up from a nap that took me hostage almost 5 hours ago

If you haven’t watched Presumed Innocent on Apple TV, please do so for all my murder-mystery/crime doc lovers. I was on the edge of my seat for all 8 episodes and I STILL never saw the ending being what it was. What a fucking RIDE bro.

I don’t know who needs this reminder, but here it is: Remember that even on your worstttt day, these bitches COULD NEVER. And that’s all, that’s it. I hope everyone has a beautiful Monday 🫶🏻

I just wanted y’all to see that this girl… my 10 year old daughter… stole my boots and begged to wear them to the gas station last night after it snowed 😂 and she was FEEEELING HERSELF

LMAO my boobs aren’t as big as hers and she’s way cuter than me but personality wise? Yes, we are the same person

I’ve been using Kroger brand Butt Paste (diaper rash ointment) on my face and lips- it has Vitamin A&D, petroleum jelly, and Lanolin in it and my skin is thriving and safe from the cold weather. I usually put Vaseline down as a base during the winter but it’s thiqqq so this is much nicer.

PMS is the woooorst. All I want to do is cry, eat, yell into the void, eat again, be naked and free, snuggle up in the featheriest down blankets and pillows, smoke a lil weed, eat again, cry, watch feel good movies that I’ve already seen, and take a nap. Instead I have to work.

I watched Secret in Their Eyes with Julia Roberts the other night and when I tell you that woman deserves ALL HER FLOWERS- Thread has spoilers so… don’t read it if you wanna watch.

The goal for 2025 is to be lower maintenance and not focus on vanity so much. You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).

Snowing until noon, then freezing rain the rest of the day….. we finna have ice, ice baby.

I deep cleaned my room and reorganized it. I feel so accomplished. All with the help of this 90s playlist playing via Alexa… I have been absolutely VIBING all night.

When I tell y’all I’m so grateful to @itsritz.bsky.social for being the ultimate friend… Anyways, enough stress for tonight. I’m going to BED

This was such a cute idea but then I fell asleep before he got home 😭

Texted my man “I bought a sexy little pink outfit to wear for you tonight 🥳” Little does he know, I just bought a brand new pink fuzzy onesie with pockets and a hood that has hearts all over it on clearance at Walmart.

The kids haven’t woken up yet, so while we enjoy our coffee and watch Sorcerer’s Stone, Merry Christmas from me and mine to you and yours ❤️

I made the school breakfast pizza and OMGGGG y’all. I’ve almost eaten the entire thing.

I’ve officially hit the point of Christmas where I’m telling myself I’ll never do this much again because it’s so under appreciated. Just like I do every year. And I will still try to one-up myself Christmas 2025.

This was one of my dad’s gifts he got me when he left my mom, along with a gameboy and an OG PlayStation. The guilt was REAL 😭😂

My oldest daughter is so non-extravagant. Her 16th birthday isn’t until October but I’m so excited because ya know, I grew up on My Super Sweet Sixteen on MTV 😂

I’m tired y’all

I baked a whole chicken then had an emotional breakdown because I didn’t actually want chicken. So I took the girls to Publix for subs while the chicken cooked in the oven 🙃 We have chicken for tomorrow. PMS is very fun. I’m really happy to be here. Thriving.

Cantonese* but yes, they would absolutely say that.

Birria tacos and a mini margarita

Why would you ask this when you literally bought me breakfast as I was dying???

“When I die, hallelujah by and by! I’ll flyyyy away” are actually crazy lyrics when you think about it 💀

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This is how I drew shoes in fifth grade.

Man came in to return some single pack D9 gummies because “it’s your fault I was in the hospital, you sold them to me!” Sir… you went to the hospital for 25mg of Delta 9 and you’re blaming ME?!

I decided to rewatch Gossip Girl and whoever gave Dan and Blair a chance together was on CRACK.

@toricantstfu.bsky.social, this is an analog you

For my vape friends: Raz just dropped their holiday flavor of Peppermint Candy Cane and it comes with socks??? I was so excited, I stopped mid-inventory to buy one and find out. Did not disappoint.

The stockings were hung by the weed jars with care…

The picture on the left was from 2020, a few months post separation from my ex-husband. The one on the left is from 2023 in the same skirt. Peace and happiness brings you curves and a better jawline.

Waking up with a migraine, feeling like I’m hungover when I didn’t even drink or smoke or do ANYTHING is killing me 😭 wtf is going on

I think I’ve met my match, y’all