I fully buy into the parallels between modern society and the medieval period. Coping mechanisms were even the same. I too wish to wear crazy robes, pour myself into the arts, and to be really dramatic about it.

100% bad news day

Anthropic: We lost a contract because we refuse to build Skynet. OpenAI: We'll do it

Anthropic responds to Hegseth. www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

Declaring war in a trucker hat

My fellow leftists have done it again, this time with the AI debate. You don't need to do all that to small businesses that use AI art. It fucking sucks dude, but you can go literally anywhere else that doesn't use AI. You think these business owners think about the politics of getting art for free?

I love that a gay show is the first time I get to see both real Russian speaking actors and an American actor speak really good Russian. This rules! And Putin probably fucking hates it. Double rules!! Make Russia gay again!

Nobody argues with me because instead of arguing I just get really silly. What could this person possibly respond with lol I'm insane. Also, hiss.

What the fuck are you talking about "Zillow for Warcraft"

I know it's unreasonable to expect The Speech from every season of Bridgerton but ...that was it? She dropped her panties for that? Girl..

The writing and voice acting in Cyberpunk is *still* some of the best I've ever experienced. Even simple lines, like in the beginning when Jackie's driving you home, he says "I'm loyal. Stable in my affections." Tell me that's not Shakespearean level dialogue writing.

I need everyone in America to find their courage. Courage is hot. Unwavering principles are sexy. Being unafraid to speak loudly against corrupt politicians FUCKS! You guys want to start banging again or what??

Get fucked, Newsom. I'm voting for a leftist I don't care anymore the Dems are dead to me.

Unfortunately for you bitches I have finally thawed out of seasonal depression and received sufficient external validation

Friend who is a therapist: You don't think it'll bring you closure to confront them?" Me: No I think it's a waste of my time entirely. I know I can destroy them, but like, what's the point? Besides, my silence hurts them more. Friend: Wow that's really healthy.

Normalize asking to hang out with people you want to get to know better. I think this used to be called "making friends" or something like that.

Living in America and being Russian, Ukrainian and Polish is fun because all 4 places I could call home are fucking up. Just 4 countries doing fuckshit at the same time and continuously making things worse. In all seriousness it would be so cool if my cousins could stop killing each other.

This fuckin guy

I think I've reached my limit in researching different styles of current popular romance writing. The limit is reading about a small woman banging a large dragon with two hogs, by the way.

It's never too late to film a post-credits scene where this is revealed.

I was so fuckin wrong to hate on the new game of thrones show, this shit rules. There's never been a better depiction of historical fighting. Insane work.

Someone that works in the same building told me their trainer has pointed me out to them at our work gym as an example of "showing up consistently." This fucking sucks because I can never stop going to the gym now.

I thought I was reserving an audio book but now I have to read on my phone

He said by the way no straights on the stage tonight and I love that

Me watching the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show, sobbing from the incredible display of joy in the face of hate and oppression: "This fucking rules, man. This rips. This fucks."

If "Wuthering Heights" isn't just a recently divorced, horny woman fantasizing about the hot young barista as she's trying to focus on actually reading Wuthering Heights in a cafe, then what are we doing here??

Respectfully, why would I ever move north of SD

Will just be here watching this clip of Catherine O’Hara saying the word "baby" on Schitt’s Creek for the rest of the day….RIP 🥺🙏

I'm going to start going to places with my own mixed drink. The drink in question:

I thought I was in for some historical fiction but it's actually 500 hours of Steve Buscemi banging

Don't know who needs to hear this but there's an entire bureau dedicated to infiltrating and derailing dissenting political organizations. You can hold all the meetings and make all the plans you want but the only thing that's actually going to work is several large chaotic events. Sorry bout that.

Can't believe they were stupid enough to give our entire massive fractured country a common enemy. Incredible.

Not enough of you are shitposting I feel like I'm carrying this website

Why tf do we say it like World War 1 instead of First World War? It's not shorter, and the first way implies we expect there to be a bunch of em. Fuckin aggro phrasing.

A great millennial sin I love committing is to immediately take a big drink of my bevvy instead of waiting for someone's boomerang cheers.

"How High We Go in the Dark" oh this looks like a fun read I'll just.. *gets a quarter of the way through*

Watching small government demanders root for trampling states' rights, offing civilians, and doing international invasions sure is ..something

I change people's lives for the better and that's pretty fucking cool.

You shouldn't be able to access the internet at all if you're rich like what are you doing you don't go here mind your own business

Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor

Doing a first rewatch of Mad Men and holy shit if you took a shot every time they smoked you'd be dead by the second episode. God I miss smoking.

You ever take someone seriously and then find out they put onions on their feet when they get sick?

How come everyone else gets to be cringe but me? I'm tired of being the strong one in the group why won't you guys like when I'm being stupid

I massaged my face consistently for 2 years and it completely got rid of my double chin. We really are just sacks of meat.

I think I would shut down the internet if I ever had reply guys that shit is disgusting

The best thing about creating absolutely anything yourself now is that people will like it no matter what because you didn't use AI.

A Reno 911 style show but it's about Animal Control and it's never sad just chaotic and funny

I know having Spotify is an unforgivable sin at this point but it is also very stupid. My listening age is 70 because on an occasional Sunday I listen to classic rock? Everything in my top played came out in the last 5 years and half of it is chillwave or house music lol

Once I stop being sad it's fucking over for you bitches

Knowing you're about to go through a big life change really feels like standing at an edge. I'm at the part where I want to step back but I know I can't.