The War of the Desktop was hard fought.

Conspirators.

Bean salad.

I accidentally woke up Ghostman. He wasn't amused.

Break in attempt.

Zonked.

I knew I heard Bohemian Rhapsody coming from somewhere.

Luring The Beast over for some scritches. A slow process.

The Beast (Wanda) refusing to do anything until someone does something about that thunder.

The IT guy letting me know that I'm installing the video card all wrong.

This is the piece of corrugated sheet that's supposed to keep Ripley (kitten) out of my office. Not working perfectly.

I'm sorry I have to cancel, I can't seem to get out of the house.

Two headed cat battles with itself, unenthusiastically.

Wanda doing her Morpheus impression in the red chair.

Consider where thou doth deposit thine own spring, for the shoe taketh.

Bishop teaching his protégé the art of making birds feel uncomfortable.

Baby gate vs baby.

Colossal SMOOCH from Ripley.

"Wait, what did you say about ordering pizza?"

Wandabeast, when asked if she likes my singing.

Fossilized shrimp.

One cat goin' one way, one cat goin' the other way.

Wanda singing along to some Judas Priest.

KITTNZ are super annoying.

Bishop thinks I'm being a dork.

POOF. I'm gone.

Small kittnz, big STRETCHES.

I WAS HERE FIRST.

Bullitt making sure that The Pumpkin Man is heated evenly on all sides.

Allow the dough to rise in a warm place until it has doubled in size.

"I SMELL PIZZA. I know you've been eating PIZZA."

ATTACK SQUIRM.

Ripley: Croissant of DOOM.

When you remind someone they almost slept through Taco Tuesday.

Ghost, refusing to answer questions about the MISSING PEPPERONI without his lawyer.

Bullitt sitting for his yearbook photo.

Synchronized diving.

Wanda using her tail to cast some sweet spells.

Wanda still hasn't tuned my guitar.

Ripley finding the camera so boring.

Pretending they weren't just talking about me when I approached.

Ghost having a dream about doing a high dive.

Wanda wondering why I have to make so much noise talking in my meeting while she is trying to have a SLEEP.

Wandabeast warming up for the opera.

Bishop wondering why I am interrupting his RELAX.