computer, show me shadow the hedgehog ripping ass on tails' brand new couch

brooo i bet entering a cocoon/chrysalis type state of being, completely liquifying your body and rebuilding it into a new form, feels good or bad depending

absolutely devastating the frot by flying a small rc plane into both of our dicks

六 七

so long and goodnight ♠️ @followmesetmefreetrustmeandwewillescapefromthe.city

anyway yall wanna see my fkin stoat guy i drew today or what lemme kno (kinda meant to be a ref sheet, will eventually add other angles and stuff)

i know all i have to do is draw him in a form that is generally like... legible... parseable.. and the give my shit ref sheet to a proper artist to get an actual good one but man its disheartening looking at my attempt so far

"hey how's drawing your fursona ref sheet for the first time ever going?" bAD. BAD. VERY BAD.

shut up i get it i know what i am but i didnt buy you for this i swear

found the pen, found the weird shitty lil glove that came with it, but chat my drawing tablet has gone awol. disappeared completely. if you find me floating face down in the river trent over this, well, i hope you dont take umbrage with that.

WE SIMPLY COULD NOT BE MORE BACK

brother you can just go die im going to bed

30 seconds apart yknow wsl sucks

Consume Microplastics

sharing my am*zon account with my mother has to be the greatest fkin form of ad data poisoning ever tbh as far as bezos can tell im REALLY into lego, yugioh, aromatherapy, weird supplements, fidget toys, and oddly enough 3 pairs of curtains just this month

pr...pre...prepreg...

Stoat Fact: you cannot scan a stoat on a home scanner thanks to counterfeit detection measures

chat here's the situashe im not usually scared of insects and such except wasps but laying on the couch 2:16am and the biggest fucking spider rapels from the ceiling onto my face might just instil new phobias in ya girl

real lidl lebkuchen hours who tf up

my fursona got mad bulge but its all balls

Stoat Fact: when learning german, it may be tempting to misconstrue the word "hurensohn" as a mustelid-adjacent term, on account of it sounding a little like "ermine" and "son" if you dont listen good. but look beyond your preconceptions and deeper into the word and you will instead find rudeness

T-9 days til real Gävlebock timmar maybe

"youve been listening to the same part of s3rl boy slut for an hour now are you okay?" ...

i wonder if þ is allowed in domain registrations without becoming punycode bc if so im about to do something real hilarious to my bsky url

chat i need to fucking meow

a negroni... pagliacci... with an intense violent jealousy in it. act while in delirium i no longer know what I say or what I do and yet it's necessary. force yourself. are you even a man? you are a clown. ridi, pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto. ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor.

fucklift certified 🤪

vers kings

beautiful women in my html pages named "You need to enable JavaScript to run this app."

"here's how simple it is to blink an LED!" 21 lines of code yknow

chat i woke up at 6pm, its midnight now, and im literally about to go back to sleep, am i cooked

>can be set to True or False >Int32

im gonna go lay face down in the flood water

had to see what this disambiguation hatnote was about and sure enough, apple's original thumbnail (before they fixed it):

BRO FUCKING CHILL OUT

brooo i bet being filled with fuel feels good as a hell to a car tho

uh oh

listen kid there isnt much time, i have 16,000 ai-generated slop articles on this usb stick. if you want to stop me releasing them, leave $250,000 in an unmarked Kånken....

she took half my nas in the divorce are you fucking kidding me it was only two hdds in raid 1 she took all the redundancy this is just a hard drive now

Stoat Fact: can't be dry-cleaned

my hair greasy as hell rn which is weirdly positive bc it means i've finally found the upper limit on how much conditioning oil i can put in my fuckin deCEASED hair without it instantly absorbing all of it and going mad dry again don't fuckin bleach ur hair 7 times kids

da joker

yever feel like youre wasting your life a lil lmao

The odds of being attacked by a stoat while rock climbing is low, but never zero.

broOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i fuckin went to The Store earlier to buy bread and honestly i bought a ficus in a small pot while i was there