okay new 5 year plan 2026 - finish phd 2027 - be found bleeding out in mallorca

not to vtuber-post on main but i think if i ate meat still i could probably tank the mccrelly challenge

brother tell me why it took me 18 fucking months to unlock this fuckin hate balatro

:3

retracting and extending ur claws must feel good as fuck for a cat or some other kind of Clawed Animal i wish that was me

anyway now its all over here was my favourite flag this world cup

y'ever google a thing and it ends up being a sick fuckin drag name

i mean whatever we still have the falklands

ew again

ew

england once again got me nervous queefing into the settee cushions

heheh, yeah you could say i'm somewhat of a rebel, a freak, someone who doesn't play by the rules, i just mixed spring and summer flush darjeeling in one cup, like it was nOTHING, no respect, no care, im dangerous me

i am not allowed within 30 feet of my local Wawa

look at this fuckin masonry

tonight i am french not bc of any beef with spain at all, just bc if england win against argentina i think an england v france final in the US on its 250th birthday would be extremely fucking funny

acclimated to the heatwave too hard under a blanket at 13 degrees

00:30am in the morning splitting headache listening to russian hardstyle remixes in the dark

ive been doing family tree stuff for years now and my paternal grandfather has been the brickest of fucking walls trying to work shit out about him but ive finally fucking done it and it was the stupidest thing i overlooked

sick of yall with your amateur milk vibes im on that professional milk

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

holds your hands looks deep in your eyes holds the stare in silence just a little bit too long for it to feel comfortable i need you to listen to me it might be coming home

who said that

honestly the reason they dont let me be trans is that they know if i had a pussy instead of a dick i'd try vaping through it

watching england v norway and honestly i just hope all the players have fun :3

polarised windows got me seeing Orb (ignore the bird this ain't about him)

14-15C air from the window into an otherwise 34C house blasting straight up my shorts making contact with the sack got me feeling so unwise

i need to finish these thesis corrections because i need to get my phd because i need to get a job because i need money for a fursuit

They May Look Hot, But My Lady Bosses Are Really Hard On Me, But When We Went On A Business Trip Together, I Fucked Up And Reserved A Shithole Hotel. I'm Gonna Get It Bad This Time... I Was Trembling With Fear, But Then They Squealed With Delight "This Ain't So Bad!" "This Is Fun, It's Like Being On

tonight on "im shopping for fly screens and found some banger images":

speaking of a fluid pound i just got back from your mothers house

if there's ounces and pounds and fluid ounces why isn't there a fluid pound

getting rEAL into chugging a cheeky lil 500ml of water. slorpin that shit real messy dayo dribbling down the chin type beat. lil fridge cold botella de agua at 5am.

ladies and gentlemen i am incensed to announce a cruel unjust and terrible fate has befallen me had to cut half my hair out because it knotted so fucking badly

ugh

egypt girl do something i hate seeing argentinians happy

America Sucks

tonight i am so belgian it hurts

belgium i will stop supporting england and start supporting you if you manage this

ik voel me vanavond heel Belgisch

belgium girl i need you to get these freaks outta the world cup they fucking split it into quarters and got their nonce president involved in a fuckin ref decision get them tf gone

Big things are happening in the r/Spyro Discord server.

here's where im at as a world cup enjoyer on earth today: i dont care if england go out next game, all i want is the US out england win norway win dont gaf i need belgium

aight spain v portugal later for the next 16 hours i am portuguese

oh no dont interview harry kane when he sounds like that...

category 5 coming home event

BAD LUCK MEXICO LEAST THE WALK HOME AINT TOO LONG

i'm not built for this amount of sustained stress

anyway england v mexico is like more than 30 mins deep and nothing interesting has happened yet and im bored