spilled wontons on my RAM call that dimm sum

looking for a normal dinner on a Friday night? you will certainly not regret the 500g bag of freshly corrupted tagliatelle

hey lads i just went on a very very unfortunate deep dive into historical english mental health law at 6am lotta eugenecists writing laws back then huh

if you look like this hmu

i started organising all the games ive kind of just accumulated over the last like 10 years and honestly i dont know where half these games came from or why i have them..

wiki gacha knows too much about me

made a new mii that i’m kind of obsessed with ngl

doomscrolled on the ipad for 2 hours in bed at 4am-6am and experienced truly generational cortisol levels i get why the boomers are like that now

nice

🌸 searching "musky bara on bara blowjob yaoi" on google dot com slash images but enabling safesearch because im not a slut (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ 🌺

why do so many people enjoy a warm summer breeze? why do so many people like to pet a cat on its sweet little head?

listen idk how pokemon works re: physical cards but i do know i just pulled calem in tcg pocket and now i need to know if he has a physical card bc thats my fuckin name dude (spelt wrong but like same name)

BROOOOOOOO

4am might install arch on my laptop

"sex scenes in movies are so gross and unnecessary and do nothing to advance the plot" a) shut up, b) focus that energy on the true scourge off film and tv: scenes where characters audibly throw up

gee i wonder the fuck why

@ airport designers why not make the runways big ramps? why flat? make it a big fucking ramp and launch the planes off it

spicing up my porn finding situashe searching arxiv for 'twink'

forms botanical opinions that piss you off

<- worlds first chatter to have their ashes thrown overboard from the northernlion supercruise promenade deck

lowkenuellement experiencing temporary insanity over remembering distinctly once eating a white chocolate terrys chocolate orange that had popping candy in it but i canNOT find evidence it ever existed i feel like im being experimented on

Tonight, on "sentences I found on gov dot uk":

stretched weird and something somewhere cracked and suddenly my fucked up sinuses fixed themselves?? bro i am breathing so much oxygen rn this is wild

Imagine the type of swingers on the Northernlion Cruise

Pro Tip: Put Multiple Raspberry Pis On Your Bookshelf In Direct Line Of Sight From Your Bed For A Night's Sleep That Is Truly Terrible

yeah man its like, its not that im like unemployed rn, im just on sabbatical to write my screenplay. yeah. yeah so get this basically its family guy but peter is a femboy.

yall wish you were me rn

literally fuck you too??

listen not to get philosophical at 8pm on an april saturday but someone needs to work on a common unified ontology for products on websites bc i just scrolled through the "Decorating and DIY" section looking for picture frames for 15mins only to find they classed them as "Arts and Crafts"

listen closely kitten there isn't much time, daddy is stuck in the orion capsule in the pacific ocean off the coast of san diego. you need to open the hatch kitten..

im gonna fire myself at the moon inside a garbage can yall arent ready for bintegrity

big deal ive also jumped into the ocean before @nasa

i fear that each day im not able to publish something i become more and more irrelevant as a researcher but its out of my hands and its killing me inside lowkey

(meeting a gay furry couple) so which one's the porn artist and which one's the systems architect

chat be honest could i pass as bald

out here at moon, smokin big doinks in orbit

YEEEEEEAAAGH

fuck it maybe i just dont be online today i might go outside

those posts took 10mins each to post btw

arright fuck it ill come clean i tried using /a/i/ like a normie would for like 2 days just to see and at one point it did this so like why the FUCK would you trust code it makes? or any vaguely confident authoritative claims it makes?

they wouldnt let me go to space bc they know id be jerking my shit crazy style shooting zero g ropes

broooo reading nasa's twitch chat and thinking like imagine how blissful life must be if youre a fucking idiot no thoughts head empty call the moon fake

grated my knuckle on the cheese grater no one fucking talk to me

i feel like if snoopy was real he'd find me much too abrasive to be friends with and honestly i would have to just be okay with that it's my cross to bear

nah fuck you why am i getting age verified to buy a train ticket

bro im off 4 episodes of steven universe rn get on vc and fart in the mic

bro im off a multivitamin and half a lucozade sport rn get on raid shadow legends

alright i'll bite who tf is goku

:)