Twenty three

fixing one single problem in LaTeX and the warning count dropping from 35 to 26 has gotta be like the closest feeling a computer has to nutting

fkin easy shit right here, drop in the bucket, bucket list, bucket load, load in hand. right? load in hand. just shooting a fat load in your hand. just a big ol fuckin nut straight into the hand. cum.

bbno£ be like still on that 0800

Stoat Fact: i found a website claiming a stoat's top speed is 20kmph. On the Beaufort scale this is equivalent to a Moderate Breeze.

my youtube recs are a fucking joke the e symbol means "estimated" there i just saved you 9 fucking minutes apparently

bruh my supervisors want to see my finished thesis on monday and i have to submit it on halloween i might start smoking to cope

kid, you fucked up big time, yknow that shirley bassey song big spender? she wrote that about me. changed the title for a western audience. originally titled big pisser because of my porcelain splitting gigapisses. you dont know who ur fuckin dealing with.

bro if i ever ran a country i'd unrecognise the US as a country just to see what happens lmao

bro i just ate the wettest doughnut ama

my brother in christ the irony of you doing this

im going to commit amish

i am a simple they i see build instructions that involve cuda i fucking cry and contemplate becoming a welder instead

✝️ Rapture Update - Sonic Hedgehog has been raptured

sis the misogyny of this spelltower

jack fruit? um... yeah i've been tRYING???

Stoat Fact: this isn't one

i hate when expensive things turn out to be good and i cant do the "sometimes expensive things are worse" delusion anyway i bought some old af smoked cheddar yesterday and its the best thing ive ever eaten in my fuckin life but its £7 for 100g who gave it the fucking right who tf do i think i am

🚨 Spyro confirms “Spyro The Dragon” are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a dragon and the gnorcs began. Congratulations 🎉

"fridge cigarette" as a euphemism for diet coke should also imply the existence of a "fridge vape" something functionally equivalent and yet somehow more heinous i suggest four loko

girl i wrote crisps stop usdefaulting me i swear to god

Stoat Fact: when i find myself in times of trouble, Mustelid Mary comes to me, squeaking words of wisdom, wolverine.

might fuck about when i upgrade my pc and nas and connect them with fiber make my own lil local fiber network How Hard Can That Be

"straight people just replaced faggot with twink" no they haven't they definitely still call us faggots lmao

Stoat Fact: there are no words that rhyme with stoat

Lemming Fact: wtf they look like that?

beep beep jolteon in a jeep

being Stricken with flu since monday has reeked havoc on my dailies what if im dogshit at scrandle now?

girl why did i go to germany it has germ right in the name the literary foreshadowing was there the whole time

no one fucking talk to me tonight i'm big and round and full of fart

Fruits are a very easy to obtain snack that are fun for the whole family, but be warned: many of them contain traps to punish your sinful gluttony in the eyes of the lord. Take for example, the humble plum...

yall hear sumn?

listen we're all friends here we can be chill about this but last night i was so ill i couldnt even stand up so i pissed in an empty water bottle and accidentally put it too close to my actual water bottle and long story short a few hours later chaos ensued

con crud update: help

ive never ever held a panel at anything and im terrible at public speaking but im working on something rn for EF next year that i think i wanna try and run but its gonna be so scary for me

GOD PACK BAYBEEEEEE

new lego plamt :3

jerking my shit in unique and innovative ways that has fans of the genre both new and old asking "where do they get their inspiration from?"

finally grey

auf fuckin wiedersehen

okay sick so the klm app was giving me a live countdown on my way out here, apparently the sas app decides to tell me what percentage of the plane is through the gate??? we at 47% apparently

also this was my first EF in CCH not the Estrel and i gotta say it's so close to perfect you just gotta put an Estrelesque fake beach outside it lads dump a fuck ton of sand on that plaza and a fire pit and we're so back

i wish i knew how to solo navigate airports without feeling like im gonna be torn asunder by airport staff/security bc i stood in a place wrong

random bright blue isotonic drink i bought at penny yesterday sAVE ME

#EF29 was my second ever furry con, my first was EF25. I'm still trying to find my place in this community and being physically absent from it for 4 cons/6 years hasn't helped, but I do feel like this is me, these are my people, I just have to push myself to be more of a part of it tbh