Now how I get in it?

I bought my car 5 months ago and I still think she is the cutest thing ever! I really did that shit!!!

when I get that “out for delivery” email, I just want to sit at home on the porch and wait for my all my presents 😭😭😭

L O U D ER.

And do. Bonus points if you hugged me and I felt the holsterrrrrrr

I need a remote job. Like yesterday.

Watching Love & Marriage Huntsville and Tisha is sooooo miserable.

The first episode of drag race did not disappoint!!!

last night’s full moon shenanigans 🤣

i have both seasons! the creator sent it to me on instagram cause i dm’d him asking for it 😂 happy new year!! FLATBUSH S1: vimeo.com/reviews/fba9... FLATBUSH S2: vimeo.com/reviews/8c64...

"Hey haven't seen you since last year"

THE COOKOUT IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!

sometimes the accidental pics are the serve 🤭

happy new year 🎉

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I haven’t talked to my therapist in 4 weeks. 0 crashouts and 2 people got cursed tf out. I’d say that’s pretty damn good.

Life with avocados is so much better than life without 😆

I hate when the vibes change out of nowhere but gotta respect it and move accordingly.

Decided to watch 61st Street. Bad fucking idea 😡

🥰🥰🥰✨

It’s not Friday and ts is really blowing me 😭😭😭

Watching a Gaga concert @6am on live was not a sentence I think I’d ever utter. But here we are 🤣

I’m 🤏🏾 close to calling out. My weekend was not long enough 😭😭

I am SO TIRED of seeing Carrie Mathison fuck on this GOT DAMN show.

The way they have convinced everyone making content to pick up a microphone and speak into it is crazy. I’m not sure if you all realize what’s really happening

I forgot that 10 minute workouts whoop. that. ass.

Purrrrrr

Season 6 of Homeland was so good!

my mind is racing and I really need just a minute of silence. pls 😥

Niggas who are bald by choice ain’t NOTHING to play with!!!

I almost let a man ruin my night. Emphasis on ALMOST. I have regained my sense and felt my feelings. That gag is…his shit is about to get ROCKED for fw me. My ancestors do NAUGHT play about me okay?

I’m so sad that Beyoncé didn’t drop yesterday. I had so much faith in my predictions 🤣🤣🤣

A part of me wants to go out and buy a new Christmas tree and all new ornaments….I really just need to do my nails 🤣 procrastinating like a mf

Between this and the generated child porn or porn without consent and pornographic images, this shit needs to be shut down. Just shut it all down!

💀💀💀

A real happy girl. Hydrated, adored, and unbothered✨

Pellegrino with a squeeze of lime goes so crazy.

If you give your wife 10 errands to run without helping, I hope her 11th errand is a dick with a curve in it. Lazy ass lol

Getting ready to not buy a MF thing today.

Forgot to turn my alarm off 😭😭😭

Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️

Likka be making me feel so sexy 🤣🤣 🤣

I love my people so much!

Anytime I solve the wordle I feel so smart 🤣🤣🤣

One thing about Carrie Mathison: she gone use that 🐱 at the drop of a dime