Big purr

That episode of judge Mathis when he uses his gavel as a crack pipe NEVER gets old 💀💀💀

I really be fucking off in the morning like I don’t need every single minute getting ready 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love seeing women in male dominated fields.

How you about to drop the oui’d man bc he cheats on his bm, but still publicly support robert kelly???????????????????????

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If the big boss won’t support a cisgender, heterosexual, YT man who came to him with RECEIPTS. We are all truly fucked

As the owner of a 🐱 whyyyy am I JUST learning about post-menstrual syndrome???

Crinkle fries pmo so fucking bad! I am an ADULT (according to my driver’s license)

It was hard being a human during this time 🫩

A sausage egg and cheese bagel hate to see me coming bby 🤣🤣🤣

Why do yt people not wash their fucking hands??????????????????????

2 stressful ass dreams in one night ain’t it. I have a headache and ain’t even started the day 🫩

How the iPad cut off at 4% and turn back on at 15%? Never got plugged in….

This detective Hole show might be alright.

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Not HR suggesting I create a job-aid for my position. Me. The person in this role for all of 4 days. Please go to hell.

My mom goes out of town and go ghost. I have to literally text her and ask for proof of life. She dgaf! 💀💀💀

I’m so close to going to Five Guys for dinner. I also meal prepped so I don’t have ANY business inside of that establishment 🥴 MY FLESH IS WEAK 😭😭😭

Lion King

I want to call out today 🫩

I wish my bathroom light had a dimmer. I’m not ready for full strength overhead lights yet

I’m triggered

87 is officially $4+ dollars here.

I had no idea that the man with the big balloon titties was that lady’s husband. I am wheezing

This lady at my job is racist and works part time. Every day after she leaves I put all the TV’s on BET and turn it up real loud

It’s April 1st and we’ve been getting played a fool all year so ain’t 💩 funny! 😤

I am so close to crawling back in the bed 😩

Someone told me I smelled scrumptious today. Gotta keep this combination in rotation 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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This lady said I need to clock out to take a 15 minute break. Girl what? I’m not in the mood today……….

I’m dumb tired this morning and I’m not in the mood for the foolishness waiting for me at work 🫩

The entire internet has seen your penis and you cringing about some pussy lyrics? Please go to hell.

I got it stuck in my head so I had to find a good video of TUR-TLE-NECK 😂😂😂 #Verzuz

EL OH EL

the best cheesecake I’ve ever had.

This rendition of Flashing Lights? 👌🏽😮‍💨

my gawd

VIRGO’S GROOVE is such a good fucking song 😩 it always takes me there!

This is theeeeee best birthday!!!!! I got an edible arrangement and I’m not sharing it with anyone 💀💀💀

This is a testament to just how deep an abuser burrows themselves in the victims mind. Usher needed more protection.

Fuck being nonchalant. I want mine to be obsessed about me.

finally bought my birthday giftsssssss 🤗 can’t wait to get all my presents!!

This nigga said—and this is a direct quote— “They turned him into a house nigga, but in the best way…”

You only have one time to “playfully” call me aggressive. I do not play that shit. You’re a hater and I will not be explaining further. Gtf from around me.

This lady always wants to talk to me. Once she gets started tho, I get SOOOOO sleepy 😩😭😭😭

NOT CHUCK NORRIS 😩

I sooo wish my MacBook had a power down sound 😩

This past weekend, there was a "Mall Takeover" advertised to the local children. About 75-100 kids showed up at the mall. This particular mall is on the White affluent side of the county. There is a Bus Route to the general area of the mall (not important to the story but it is)