I missed the three year anniversary last month, but it’s been three years since gorkamorka! And I’ve written nowt as good since www.goonhammer.com/what-happene...

Basing! It’s the most fun a person can have on their own that you can talk about in any company

More fun times

Perry and Rubicon are such a delightful combo, just really works. Plus accidentally good posing here! I really must make that portee….

Making dyes

Do you enjoy sodding about in the desert? Want to know the best vehicles to do it in, and soldiers to do it with?

Even more fun times

Fun times

It really is! Best solo wargaming experience I’ve ever had

Keep forgetting about Bluesky but this was fun and @lenoongh.bsky.social gives a brief history lesson

Having fun painting up some dedicated anti-fascists however I damn want

The dark coil is back and so am I, in increasingly unhinged style as Fehervari drives me beyond the limits of sanity

I can’t prove this was the intention, but I choose to read “we look forward to seeing these models painted on the tabletop” as a subtle dig at the chuds who are malding at this release since 99% of them have never painted a single model

IVE GONE TOO FAR

Increasingly eschewing plastic in favour of stuff I find in the street. want to take your warhammer in a more organic direction? Give this a read www.goonhammer.com/hobby-heresy...

Did you know you can make models of anything you like

Hey folks! The prelaunch for my first solo kickstarter just went up here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/har... I've been working on this for years, so if you dig it or simply wish me well, please repost or share in discords. Mailing list here: hardyroachgames.co.uk/il-fantasma-...

Also I painted a tank

Just to make an additional point here - we’re not going to update this article every time a certain guy says something idiotic, because we’d never stop writing it. support Businesses and content creators who aren’t fuckwits, like us and @badsquiddogames.bsky.social

Be the change you want to see in the world and buy minis from literally anyone else. No women interested in wargaming? More like No one interested in buying from Warlord

Two years and over at @goonhammer.com we‘re still saying everyone is welcome in historical wargaming, with the exception of Nazis and misogynist fucks. www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

One of the many advantages of parenting twin newborns is that I’m up all night, and able to get some solo 0200 hours in between feeds

Pleasant trip down memory lane with this one

I love this series

A bizarre amount of people have read this, you should be one of them, for some reason?

Lenoon wraps up 2025, with nary a toe tank in sight.

I’m hanging up my paintbrush for 2025, with impending arrivals - so why not take a look back on the entire year at tedious length? www.goonhammer.com/lenoons-year...

If you give a fuck about asylum seekers taking taxis I would suggest you are a piece of shit

Completely fuckin different here I am HOT SHIT and only god and Bernhardt can judge me

theyre soulless monsters you dont feel bad about killing, and theyre also zombies!

Been having some fun with @wargamesatlantic.bsky.social massive range to make konflikt 47 zombies www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

Incredible laziness from me but wrote up part two of this deep dive, finally! Digging into Alamut, Assassins and Azebs for #trenchcrusade www.goonhammer.com/lore-explain...

My tribute to Dan Abnett‘s incredible pariah and penitent was published on @goonhammer.com today, alongside @choamchomsky.bsky.social diving into the gothic, the weird, and the penitent www.goonhammer.com/we-have-alwa...

You should go read this because it’s great

This is very much a slow TV style historicals series, lots of talk, worked with some caulk

In non-elephant news, my Egyptian village board is nearly finished! We’re up to the beginning of the first crusade and its looking lovely www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

doing terrible things to a toy elephant

HAHAHA I was added to a list for "AI Racists" and buddy, my buddy, you can not be racist to a non-living machine. Not how the word works. Stop fucking worshipping a theft engine dictionary predictive text brick layer, ya wierdos (derogatory).

… a toddler! Lovely terrain from bandua wargames

I am unashamedly a giant fan of these books by the always excellent @mikebrooks668.bsky.social so you’re damn right I wrote that copy

Worm cops worm cops Worm cops worm cops

just for fun

Going to hit the sticker from @fenrisgames.com for the second time in two days

It’s a very very difficult choice!

Not only a real nice kit but also I did a cracking job with the painting

you know what? fuck professionalism. Red Box Games here telling you they don't want your business.

Are you a #warhammer40k #ageofsigmar or #battletech gamer shying away from your true home of historicals? Curious but don’t know how to start? We at @goonhammer.com historicals have a series for you - historicals essentials! Come join in, we *will* convince you www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

Fish leather, cherry sap glue, pine needles, scales and seeds, lichen, wood and crab. All collected from Nant Gwrtheyrn to build the Hiraeth knight, for a world that never existed in the hope the next one will be better. better shots when the sap dries! #warhammer40k #horusheresy #grimdark

I have been really lazy with @goonhammer.com historicals on bsky but this one is important! We check out @badsquiddogames.bsky.social kickstarter on women who fought Nazis - bloody good stuff www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...