One of the many advantages of parenting twin newborns is that I’m up all night, and able to get some solo 0200 hours in between feeds

Pleasant trip down memory lane with this one

I love this series

A bizarre amount of people have read this, you should be one of them, for some reason?

Lenoon wraps up 2025, with nary a toe tank in sight.

I’m hanging up my paintbrush for 2025, with impending arrivals - so why not take a look back on the entire year at tedious length? www.goonhammer.com/lenoons-year...

If you give a fuck about asylum seekers taking taxis I would suggest you are a piece of shit

Completely fuckin different here I am HOT SHIT and only god and Bernhardt can judge me

theyre soulless monsters you dont feel bad about killing, and theyre also zombies!

Been having some fun with @wargamesatlantic.bsky.social massive range to make konflikt 47 zombies www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

Incredible laziness from me but wrote up part two of this deep dive, finally! Digging into Alamut, Assassins and Azebs for #trenchcrusade www.goonhammer.com/lore-explain...

My tribute to Dan Abnett‘s incredible pariah and penitent was published on @goonhammer.com today, alongside @choamchomsky.bsky.social diving into the gothic, the weird, and the penitent www.goonhammer.com/we-have-alwa...

You should go read this because it’s great

This is very much a slow TV style historicals series, lots of talk, worked with some caulk

In non-elephant news, my Egyptian village board is nearly finished! We’re up to the beginning of the first crusade and its looking lovely www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

doing terrible things to a toy elephant

HAHAHA I was added to a list for "AI Racists" and buddy, my buddy, you can not be racist to a non-living machine. Not how the word works. Stop fucking worshipping a theft engine dictionary predictive text brick layer, ya wierdos (derogatory).

… a toddler! Lovely terrain from bandua wargames

I am unashamedly a giant fan of these books by the always excellent @mikebrooks668.bsky.social so you’re damn right I wrote that copy

Worm cops worm cops Worm cops worm cops

just for fun

Going to hit the sticker from @fenrisgames.com for the second time in two days

It’s a very very difficult choice!

Not only a real nice kit but also I did a cracking job with the painting

you know what? fuck professionalism. Red Box Games here telling you they don't want your business.

Are you a #warhammer40k #ageofsigmar or #battletech gamer shying away from your true home of historicals? Curious but don’t know how to start? We at @goonhammer.com historicals have a series for you - historicals essentials! Come join in, we *will* convince you www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

Fish leather, cherry sap glue, pine needles, scales and seeds, lichen, wood and crab. All collected from Nant Gwrtheyrn to build the Hiraeth knight, for a world that never existed in the hope the next one will be better. better shots when the sap dries! #warhammer40k #horusheresy #grimdark

I have been really lazy with @goonhammer.com historicals on bsky but this one is important! We check out @badsquiddogames.bsky.social kickstarter on women who fought Nazis - bloody good stuff www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-h...

K is for knight S is for stag B is for boar H is still for hawk

H is for hawk

Crab leg day

Increasingly of the belief that journalism behind a paywall or sub wall isn’t journalism, it’s just vanity publishing

Wrote up my experience at @gamestransformed.bsky.social 2025 - good theory, good praxis, good fun too! www.goonhammer.com/games-transf...

It’s true! I did! Great knight kit from victrix

This was a challenging write but a fun read - 40k but ever so slightly different is always a good one, even if I think overall it’s a bit of a swing and a miss #blacklibrary

@somnderian.bsky.social makes really excellent stuff imo #spacemarines #horusheresy

@magnumarcanum.com nailed the colours on these @wargamesatlantic.bsky.social Knights and Serjeants - check out the review here

The IDF will kill every single Palestinian in Gaza and nothing will happen. There will be no justice. No end, no floor to the depravity of it. Limitless evil and moral cowardice.

Could you help us out and sign up to be notified for our Women of WW2: Resistance Kickstarter? It's gonna struggle with promo on some places as they are antifascists fighting fascists - Nazis, and I don't want to dumb it down with n*zis or Schmazis or whatever www.kickstarter.com/projects/bad...

Thanks for all the kind feedback on this review - unexpected but very much appreciated! I have really benefitted from taking a short course in narrative nonfiction recently and, intro para typos notwithstanding, I’ve got a lot better!

The quality of the lore writing on @goonhammer.com has gone from strength to strength recently, and it’s down to this lad right here, good to have him on the team VVVV

Had fun reading the reverie but don’t think it quite worked! Check it out here #booksky #blacklibrary #warhammercommunity

Lovely work in this one!

++YOU CANNOT KNOW HOW WE HAVE YEARNED FOR THE LIGHT FATHER++ #ultramarines #warhammer40k #warhammer30k #horusheresy

++YOU SENT US INTO THE COLD DARK, FATHER WE FOUGHT FOR YOU WE DIED FOR YOU DO NOT NOW BEGRUDGE OUR RETURN++

Interested in #trenchcrusade lore but can’t be bothered to read a ton of Islamic history and theology? You’re in luck, because I did - check out our deep dive here: www.goonhammer.com/lore-explain...

Featuring GOATS, geese, cows and more

Feeling pillage curious? I had a dive into the victrix games starter warbands to see which ones are worth buying

Lucky enough to read and review Victrix games PILLAGE for @goonhammer.com today! It’s great! Go give it a read! www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-r...