The easiest way to my heart? Potatoes. In any form.

no rizz, just the ability to make you laugh, diverse music taste, memes for every occasion, brown eyes, and a bit too sarcastic to the point that you don’t know if i’m actually being fr

If you love me send me $500 rn

Soul tie yourself to some bands bitch!

Being adorable is a full time job

Grown men be like, “I can lift more than you”. I HOPE SO, you’re a grown man with testosterone, tf.

29 and fineeee BIG ARIES not the little one.

living in america is understanding why roosters wake up and scream

I’m a brat not a mf Barbie.

At the rate of the world, my dream of cracking a bottle over someone’s head might come true.

Feels great to be seen!

Dear Black People Keep doing you. Whatever that is. Whatever it looks like. They’ll adjust. ✊🏾

Trying to talk to me without paying tribute first is wild.

Yurrrr

Sleep token has done it again.

if my gun jam, i'm throwing that bitch at you so hard you gone still die

Another man just proved why it’s okay to lump all men together.

GOOD MORNING NIGGAS ITS FRIDAY DONT BE LAZY

Pledging allegiance to a flag or country that don't give a fuck about your black ass.

We made it to Friday y’all!!

Accomplished my check list for day, all before 1:30.

yeah we don’t shame sex workers over here bitch shut up

Knowledge is power…

He ate me up in the pic! Happy Valentine’s Day from me and Big Daddy🖤

We can’t have tint on our windows but y’all can have stadium headlights???

After a week of having the flu, my head doesn’t hurt as much anymore. Small victory.

You know you’re getting sick when the hottest setting I’m the shower don’t even phase you cause you so cold.

I get to start a new book today! 3rd book of the year.

I didn’t get no sleep!! I feel good tho, wish me luck.

If you are the type to complain about prices during vacation, stay away from me. VACATION? I came to tan, eat too much, enjoy myself and spend money like a drug dealer 😂

VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!!!!!!

Right idea wrong hoe, it’s too early to be playin on the phone I pay the bill for.

Another day, another dollar.

“you have issues.” darling, I AM the issue.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH NIGGAS

Unfortunate news everyone…. Working out and eating clean does in fact make you feel better

It’s a good day to be an emo midwesterner with the rainy weather

Ginger shots in the morning

We need to bring back beheading and stoning people

My son did the Naruto run… we have come full circle.

DANTES INFERNO

OMS

this is what sent me. that and “what are tariffs” country full of cowturds

Not finna argue with a beautiful brown eyed man/woman. Tf outta my face for I kiss you.