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Only found out today that the young hoodlum in RoboCop 2 is the same actor who played Littlefoot in The Land Before Time
16 days ago
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I've devised a six movie film festival specifically to enrage right wingers.
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Heidi Eaton
about 1 month ago
These photos aren't as sharp as I'd like, but this species (Phidippus putnami) is so gorgeous, I couldn't leave it out. This beauty was photographed at nature hike in rural Lincoln County, Kansas last July.
#arachtober
#arachtober2025
#spider
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youtu.be/a_ITtP033RI?...
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about 1 month ago
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Went to pick up my AoP force and found out that I had won a top 20 commendation, which isn't bad at all
about 1 month ago
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Not to polished standard due to having the child off on holidays, but decided to go for Armies on Parade, managed to at least get coherent colour schemes and got to show off my Lelith conversion.
about 2 months ago
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Stab is a Four Letter Word
about 2 months ago
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...this had better not awaken anything in me.
about 2 months ago
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Ok, so I admit it. Last week I went into William's Wigs and stole one to sell for a quick buck. It's not something I'm proud of, but - hey, I've got Bill's toupée.
3 months ago
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My search history from the last couple of days. Some are me from me needing images for memes, the rest are what happens when you're the parent of a neurodiverse kid.
3 months ago
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Had a stupid idea, made a stupid thing
3 months ago
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Agitated Cul-de-sac Preachers
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4 months ago
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Seriously, I saw someone online claim that a movie from the 70s, which has existed for over 50 years, is their favourite - and boasted of seeing it 20 times.
4 months ago
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Did it hurt? When you realised that Cure healed wounds, but Heal cured ailments?
4 months ago
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My daughter found an old Bluetooth controller, so when I was out of the room she hid the normal black Xbox controller, used crayons to draw on an Xbox home button and put it in the place of the real one. Then she just waited, barely keeping the giggles in.
4 months ago
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Got some second hand Namarti Thrall sprues in the post this morning, put them together and painted them tonight to be Drukhari Mandrakes.
4 months ago
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Sources report he may be charged with Kung Laoceny
4 months ago
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@bhaalspawn.bsky.social
Have you seen anything on YouTube by Alexei Voronin? Bulgarian gamer who's been doing a huge bunch of id software dives, I saw
youtu.be/dnSymyTQHaw?...
and wondered if you're familiar.
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Quake Beta Oddities
YouTube video by AlexeiVoronin
https://youtu.be/dnSymyTQHaw?si=D_8gx76RGvfEOPeK
4 months ago
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Hogan may have been a thin skinned, narcissistic, loud mouthed, jealous, controlling, self-serving, coke-addled, roid-raging, sore-losing, conniving and unimaginative performer, but outside of his wrestling persona he was also racist.
4 months ago
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youtu.be/vxrf4ZzzrA8?...
I honestly cannot fathom why the album wasn't closed by this version on the standard editions. This is the Special Edition to the original's Theatrical Cut, one that's your go-to and the original becomes a curiosity. A springy, bouncy, Kidzbop curiosity.
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Nine Inch Nails- Right Where It Belongs v2
YouTube video by WretchedTora
https://youtu.be/vxrf4ZzzrA8?si=aosnAv4OjmYqwYuU
4 months ago
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Only discovered today - TODAY - that the song title "Chop Suey!" By System Of A Down was a bowlderised version of the chorus and the original title (which they were pressured to change).
4 months ago
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More and more as I get older, the lyrics to Eleanor Rigby resonate with me. Specifically the reaction to "all the people" being "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
4 months ago
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"I see you're trying to do a poo, did you want me to help with that?"
4 months ago
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Converted an Abominant into a Ruinator using kitbashed weapons and magnets. Then had a crazy idea to make a kitbashed Knight Atropos from scratch. One Thanatar kit combined with a wardog kit later, and with a healthy sprinkle of everything I've kept from sprues...
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My seven year old made these decorative plates to celebrate finishing Untitled Goose Game with me in co-op. Then when I went to pick them up, she locked me in a garage. Thanks,
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5 months ago
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Just a thought, but I wouldn't use this game as a method of teaching. My daughter played it through and now she keeps stealing my things and making me buy them back from a market stall.
5 months ago
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger. The gang:
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5 months ago
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Joel S.
5 months ago
For the sake of comparison, 9% of Americans approve of the Black Plague.
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6 months ago
Happy
#FathersDay
to all those who celebrate!
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Charles Louis Richter
6 months ago
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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How would you rate your ability to understand binary, on a scale of 1 to 10?
6 months ago
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Kitbashed Knight Ruinator now finished in terms of construction, resculpting and magnetising (can still swap out to be an Abominant). Now starting painting, piece by piece. Bonus points for identifying the pieces.
6 months ago
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There's nothing like the little dopamine rush of filling in a knowledge gap. And today I found out that "taser" is an acronym named after an early 1900s sci fi character who invents new technologies - it stands for Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle, featured in a book with a very similar title.
6 months ago
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Thinking about when 25 years ago a music magazine said that Daphne and Celeste were the most punk act around, and everyone laughed, but in hindsight it was probably accurate. Not the genre, but the attitude of going against what people expected or even wanted.
6 months ago
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Just an everyday thing in Australia. Bunch of roos go running around,a couple start bouncing up the middle of the road, you know how it be.
6 months ago
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Strange to think that "what's this here horse?" is a perfect rhyme for "Worcestershire sauce"
7 months ago
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Quote with a picture of the airplane you'll accept as bribe.
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7 months ago
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Monday: Knight Ruinator revealed Tuesday: Bits pile checked Wednesday: Glue, magnets and putty Thursday:
7 months ago
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I think the algorithm and tags need recalibration
7 months ago
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Garrick Dion
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Flashback to the time where I printed out a copy of the phonetic alphabet for a colleague who covered my desk once a week, there was a short period of brain frying when he first tried to use it.
7 months ago
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It'll be fine, just suplex it into the ground.
7 months ago
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And when you did see only one set of footprints, it was because I had lifted up my trouser legs and gone on tiptoe to make it look like I was floating.
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