Tomboy swag

i got a nb plug named sean o’malley

stand on my money it’s yesterday

stand on my money it’s 10am

pulling up to a bowling date in a suit n tie cuz I dress for the job i want

if god is real then gods plan by drake was a part of gods plan fr

was dog with a blog inspired by brian

hipster performative feminist dog

im not hurting for money i just don’t have fuck around money so i should probably cancel my “fortnite” subscription

ben shapiro could be hot if he was an emo twink

if cigarettes had box tops my kids school would be chamilionaire

give me liberty or give me vape

im tryna squad up w my significant others

hardly anything is on fleek these days

minecraft fortnite new super mario bros wii yop 3 greatest games oat

i love straight men let’s fix shit

getting my ears pierced drunk asf hell yeah

an insecure man will kill my whole vibe

i genuinely cant believe someone has said “im going to grey day” with a straight face like i am im awe

td do u mean the skin of ur teeth? floss once pls

@ lil durk pls play fortnite with me once

do u think lil durk has a bluesky acc

she got that crack rock bush

i had to play chief keef for my mom to articulate the gravity of the situation

u have no choice but to open fortnite rn

for sum unexplainable reason i keep getting worse at fixing this futon

so what if im wearing skinny jeans? so what if my hairs nappy?

grey day is my yearly mutual purge

ricegum lawyer: objection IRRELEVANT

there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dawg cant have a blog

dude i love kung fu panda so much im crying my eyes out rn

bawling watching kung fu panda edits rn

lemme get ur bedazzled y2k opium fit dealer bro im FE!Ning

freakybron james

GIVE ME DRAFTS @bsky.app U FUCKERS

the facist right continues to erase history.

i be code switching when i talk to my dogs

that one guy fucked up the burger king crown for everybody

this freak talk gotta wait it’s game 7

baggy lingerie fit

#uever like what kd said

im giddy rn

god bless our nations freaks

i cannot believe dave is still making music

asking to spend more time with my nieces and nephew so I can radicalize them

there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dawg cant smoke a cigarette

it’s a gangy summer

im odell beckham jr on the lob city clippers