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First up, Hunter’s Moon, a D&D one-shot full of masquerade drama run by @lambertraa.bsky.social and featuring @kyngvee.bsky.social, @christheechampion.bsky.social, and @janiepotts.bsky.social. Thursday 9/18 at 9pm EST. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...

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I completely forgot about bluesky for a while. I had some big life drama. Left my job. And now I’m back.

Trying to clean up my DND Beyond because I have waaaaay too many characters in there, but some of these are beasts and I can’t remember where/when I played them??? Did I make them just for fun??

I hope all of my autistic homies get back every single cent of tax money they’ve ever given the government.

Some of y’all need to be bonked on the head with a tiny little cast iron skillet!!

I’ve thought April Fools was dumb ever since Bart Simpson shook up that beer can in the paint shaker and exploded the house. And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.

Letting my meat rest before I cut it, because the Food Network told me to. Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.

Stoned and thinking about that tweet that said, “ the lead singer of modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose”.

I got to my car after work and it was…hot on the inside…like the sun had been shining on it??? Like spring has sprung????

I have a new ritual called the “afternoon feel bad”, where I forget that on my current meds I will get nauseous if I don’t eat in a timely manner, so I don’t eat and then I feel bad and then I eat something and immediately feel fine.

Nothing ruins my mood faster than finding out my Instacart shopper is a man.

Idk how Sleep Token managed to create a 72 hour song, but damn Emergence is good.

Today was my first day without back pain in WEEKS. WE OUTCHERE!!

Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?

The urge to braid my hair now instead of waiting for NEO is so strong.

Tens machine is life.

Today’s workout bright to you by Lady Gaga’s Mayhem.

I heard too many noises at once and now I want to cry. A novel, by me.

I say this as someone who has loved all of her albums deeply - Mayhem is her best album since Born This Way.

About two weeks ago, I was getting out of the shower and my back seized up really bad and I could barely walk. I’m getting better and they’re loosening up, but I really need to stop popping and locking in my car to Abracadabra by Lady Gaga if I want to be back at 100% soon.

LAX is the fucking ghetto.

If not stress, then why stress shaped?

Gonna start a band called Sugar Pill Gang, and it’s all hip hop covers of Placebo songs.

It's some of y'all I know hated to see a reading comprehension test coming.

Hey, I get mentioned in this.

It’s out, it’s out, I can talk about it now!! Rascal was kind enough to let me spend some time gushing about the ways moments of joy can be acts of passive resistance! I hope you like it, I hope you take inspiration from the people & channels mentioned, & I hope you continue to Resist.

I’m trying to make French onion soup for dinner and I’m crying in the club, y’all.

Beyonce win after Chappell performance? Great, I can’t stop crying.

don't forget to leave some shell casings and a piece of cornbread out for harriet tubman tonight. 🙏🏿

Millennials to Gen Alpha: "back in my day we used to have Civil Rights, $2.50 eggs, $899/month apartments, and owned movies on DVDs we played at home!" "lmao sure gran gran, i'll tell A.I. Mammy to adjust your meds subscription"

Grumble, grumble, grumble.

I’m “my back hurts when it gets really cold” years old.

I want to listen to Casefile, but I’m so tired it’s gonna put me to sleep.

Everything feels stupid.

I have run into two people from my distant past today and all I have to say is - thank god I cut and dyed my hair on Friday.

The doctor drew so much blood I almost asked if he was gonna leave any for me. Ole Count Orlock ass.

So tired and gross feeling, I ordered ramen and I’m not even going to use the chopsticks.

The congestion has traveled to my ear, and man, I’m not having a good time today.

From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.

Having a lot of feelings.

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

nazi salute on day one doesn't seem good

I usually get way too overstimulated when they do my mani and pedi at the same time, but I’d rather be overstimulated by that than the news.

Playing DND on Zoom, and the babies of a player came onto camera - the whole party stopped and sang Itsy Bitst Spider to the babies. 🥹😭

I made the best mashed potatoes I’ve probably ever made tonight.

In another life I’m the HBIC of a motorcycle gang.