My backyard shed/office/streaming space/music room/reading den is going to need a name, isn’t it? Drop your best ideas in the comments.

GUYS. I just learned ON STREAM that there's a TTRPG based on Dallas - and as a fiend for Soap Operas - I HAVE to run this game.

We’re on now!

Starting in 30 minutes w/ @radiofreewill.bsky.social , @lambertraa.bsky.social , @noxaeternus.bsky.social and Ron Leota! twitch.tv/mattstormcrow

Join us tomorrow afternoon on Twitch! 1pm CST w/ @lambertraa.bsky.social @radiofreewill.bsky.social @noxaeternus.bsky.social and Ron Leota!

I hope it doesn’t take three ghosts visiting you to know that at any time you can change your life and you don’t have to be a shitty person.

Mom and I started a tradition for these smaller years when it’s just the two of us; burgers, bourbon, and The Muppet Christmas Carol. I’m about to put the burgers on. Merry Christmas to you and yours. 🖤

Just for fun, I'm going to be hosting a legally distinct game show about correcting people on Twitch, TTRPG Edition! Come join us this Sunday @ 1pm CST! Featuring @radiofreewill.bsky.social, @lambertraa.bsky.social, @noxaeternus.bsky.social and Ron Leota! twitch.tv/mattstormcrow

The Ship of Theseus, but it’s me pouring more tea into the same half finished cup all day.

Excuse me, but in the Alien TTRPG the GM title stands for Game Mother and that’s all I want to be called from this point forward. Yes, I’m your Game Mommy.

I love getting, quite literally, called out by my playlists.

About to do a little tavern chat with @pickyourpoisonp.bsky.social on Twitch. Come hang out!

Lowkey depressed Ravensburger wasn’t at PAXU, because I wanted more Lorcana junk. But, I’m so high on gaming when I get home maybe I’ll actually learn how to play the game. (And Magic).

More than one person at PAXU has asked me about my “big game” and when I’ve responded “I’m the DM of Blackness and Dragons”, they’ve said “I’ve heard of it!” 🥰

I am BEGGING convention goers to use the deodorant with the aluminum. BEGGING

Ooooh, I think the jet lag is gonna beat my ass this weekend, but I’m in Philly and ready for PAXU!

In one hours time, our FIRST Blood On The Clocktower game premieres on YouTube @ 12pm PT! TIME FOR SPOOKY DEDUCTION 👻🔮🎃 Feat: @markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social @rileysilverman.bsky.social @ryanomega.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @vincecaso.com @jeremycobb1.bsky.social

Time for Blood On The Clocktower with my FAVES! 👻 Our FIRST game premieres tomorrow, Friday 10/31 on YouTube at 12pm PT! 🕰️ Feat: @markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social @rileysilverman.bsky.social @ryanomega.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @vincecaso.com @jeremycobb1.bsky.social

Okay, friends. What’s the deal on hotel rooms for PAXU? I’m on a panel and I’ve never been - so give me all the details.

Anyone else craving one of those lose track of time, laugh until it hurts, I can't believe we did that kind of games? @xanderrific.bsky.social  @lambertraa.bsky.social  @hapabarbarian.bsky.social @mahrudeboi.bsky.social

First up, Hunter’s Moon, a D&D one-shot full of masquerade drama run by @lambertraa.bsky.social and featuring @kyngvee.bsky.social, @christheechampion.bsky.social, and @janiepotts.bsky.social. Thursday 9/18 at 9pm EST. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...

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Prelaunch is live! Welcome to Infinite Stories: the TTRPG toolkit that celebrates human creativity, never Generative AI. Claim your free NPC, magic item, and lore drops now!

I completely forgot about bluesky for a while. I had some big life drama. Left my job. And now I’m back.

Trying to clean up my DND Beyond because I have waaaaay too many characters in there, but some of these are beasts and I can’t remember where/when I played them??? Did I make them just for fun??

I hope all of my autistic homies get back every single cent of tax money they’ve ever given the government.

Some of y’all need to be bonked on the head with a tiny little cast iron skillet!!

I’ve thought April Fools was dumb ever since Bart Simpson shook up that beer can in the paint shaker and exploded the house. And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.

Letting my meat rest before I cut it, because the Food Network told me to. Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.

Stoned and thinking about that tweet that said, “ the lead singer of modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose”.

I got to my car after work and it was…hot on the inside…like the sun had been shining on it??? Like spring has sprung????

I have a new ritual called the “afternoon feel bad”, where I forget that on my current meds I will get nauseous if I don’t eat in a timely manner, so I don’t eat and then I feel bad and then I eat something and immediately feel fine.

Nothing ruins my mood faster than finding out my Instacart shopper is a man.

Idk how Sleep Token managed to create a 72 hour song, but damn Emergence is good.

Today was my first day without back pain in WEEKS. WE OUTCHERE!!

Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?

The urge to braid my hair now instead of waiting for NEO is so strong.

Tens machine is life.

Today’s workout bright to you by Lady Gaga’s Mayhem.

I heard too many noises at once and now I want to cry. A novel, by me.

I say this as someone who has loved all of her albums deeply - Mayhem is her best album since Born This Way.

About two weeks ago, I was getting out of the shower and my back seized up really bad and I could barely walk. I’m getting better and they’re loosening up, but I really need to stop popping and locking in my car to Abracadabra by Lady Gaga if I want to be back at 100% soon.

LAX is the fucking ghetto.

If not stress, then why stress shaped?

Gonna start a band called Sugar Pill Gang, and it’s all hip hop covers of Placebo songs.

It's some of y'all I know hated to see a reading comprehension test coming.

Hey, I get mentioned in this.

It’s out, it’s out, I can talk about it now!! Rascal was kind enough to let me spend some time gushing about the ways moments of joy can be acts of passive resistance! I hope you like it, I hope you take inspiration from the people & channels mentioned, & I hope you continue to Resist.

I’m trying to make French onion soup for dinner and I’m crying in the club, y’all.

Beyonce win after Chappell performance? Great, I can’t stop crying.