#dnd character ideas: A druid who keeps a tiny potted plant on their person at all times that they talk to like a pet. Bonus points if it turns out to actually be sentient.

Authors, do you ever accidentally scare yourself when writing tense/horror scenes? I heard the floor squeak in the pitch black hallway outside my door and nearly launched through the ceiling

#dnd thoughts: Signs you might be a Paladin -Turns a chair around to sit down for a pep talk -You're not mad, you're just disappointed -Willing to give tough advice that comes from a place of genuine care -You own at least one piece of "best dad" merch that is worn with pride

#dnd thoughts: Wood elves tend to prefer living in tall buildings when they have to stay in cities. Climbing up on the rooftops lets them feel a little less claustrophobic, and they have a habit of allowing weeds to overgrow around their homes.

#dnd thoughts: Dragonborn will sometimes rub their horns on trees or rocks. It kind of feels like having your head scratched to them, and helps keep them from getting brittle or dull.

#dnd thoughts: Dragonborn/Tieflings tip their claws in metal sheaths both for decorative and defensive purposes. The designs can be simple, but those with a little more wealth or craftsmanship skill tend to make them more elaborate

Gerry Keay box dying his hair in a shitty motel bathroom with zero ventilation is so special to me

TMA thoughts: Callum being an avatar is so funny to me as well as tragic. Like yes, this child is being dragged into the horrors but what do you mean he knows what Minecraft is

TMAGP posting: Alice really is this series's Gerry Keay isn't she? Facing The Horrors with the attitude of this being just another Tuesday

Why lie: I got into writing through Star Wars fanfiction when I was 11. Eventually it led to me writing my own books after learning more technical skills specific to fantasy and horror, but at the end of the day I owe a big chunk of this to The Clone Wars

There's something magical about the sheer number of guys I've seen this summer wearing jorts while motorcycling. Be free little birds

Writing horror really is just going "You know what would be fucked up" and then making it everyone else's problem

TMAGP posting (mild spoilers): do we think protocol au Gerry has any tattoos? I keep picturing him still wearing all black but having a few very colorful pieces.

DND item idea: A seemingly ordinary book that the player slowly realizes is narrating the events of their previous sessions. Every day the book is updated with new pages. It seems harmless until they realize they can now read about every private conversation amongst their teammates.

How much of the Magnus Institute's budget do we think goes towards Elias putting up artwork with wildly unsubtle eye imagery?

I just know Jon Sims has the biggest, wettest eyes known to man. (Yes all of his eyes)

TMA rewatch: Jon Sims is essentially evil Alexa by season five. The only difference is Alexa kills indiscriminately while Jon only kills avatars

Noelle is Deltarune's Helen of Troy

TMA relisten: I just know Gerry fucked heavily with those 28 season long drama shows specifically because his mother thought they were vapid and dumb. He tried to get into them out of spite and now he's invested

Astarion: "What's there to talk about? I'm a magistrate in the city, it's all rather tedious." Sir didn't that career end with people literally beating you to death

TMA relisten : so how bad was the date on a scale from "Let's do this again" to "my date exploded into worms"?

Doing my durge run in Bg3 and can we talk about Astarion's puppy eyes? Because when he's being all seductive and sly and putting on his persona they're sharp and evasive but when he's excited or genuinely happy they get all wide and sparkly. It's like a cat's eyes dilating

I just know Jon Sim's Spotify wrapped is a tour of the most old man music possible followed by the single shittiest pop song of the year because it kept getting stuck in his head

i’m gen z but i don’t have much to offer i’m sorry

TMA relisten: I think Martin's pettiness really started at his first appearance when he stormed into Jon's office and slapped those worms on his desk

So ticktock is done. Spent the day watching other people cry and also crying while screenshoting every nice comment people ever left for me

TMA relisten: Jon saying in the most sarcastic voice possible "Fine. I'll be more lovely." Is 100% the reason I fell in love with him. He was an asshole to his boss and I began dreaming of kissing him under the moonlight

Don't give up on your dreams. If you wish to chase the timid townsfolk away from the ragged edge of the forest with the dark grandeur of your shambling form, I know you can do it. I believe in you.

TMA relisten update: completely forgot how much of a cunt Jon was in season one. Nice to remember how he became my favorite character to begin with.

TMA relisten: I love how Jon is constantly muttering to himself. That man may bottle up his emotions but he's never had an inside thought

the 2 ways I draw moths

TMA relisten: I'm obsessed with Gerry knocking on that guy's door to get his fucked up book exactly once then just standing in his hallway. I know it's meant to be ominous but I can't help imagining him just feeling too awkward about the situation to do it again.

I want to remind everyone that your local library is both physical AND digital. You hate streaming everything because the price is ridiculous? Library. You hate ads because they're every 3 mins or less? Library. You want to reduce your digital footprint? Library. You want sourced info? Library.

Ever since I listened to The Magnus Archives, I hear the narration for any horror related book I read in my head in Jon's voice. Legitimately do not know how to turn this feature off

Hello Jon Archivist. Before you there are two doors. One only tells lies. The other also only tells lies. Both lead to endless overlapping staircases that cause nosebleeds for some reason. You hate your stupid job.

Editing is just me realizing that I have a deeply profound connection to run-on sentences and slapping my past self with my mouse pad

You know fanfiction that has a title in Latin is going to snap your dick clean off like the handle of a coffee mug

Rest in Cyberspace Jon Sims you would have loved Alice and her avoidant tendencies. You could have sat in the same room and ignored each other about it

Doing a TMA relisten and let me just say I stand with my asshole wife Jon Sims

Sorry man I can't come, my vampire buddy wants to turn into a bat and have me chase them around the house with a broom. Yeah it's going to be all night

The second book in my fantasy/thriller series is out! Metamorphosis Dreams is live on Amazon