Timesheet Helpdesk is a beautiful name for a baby boy

just came up with the "Structure of No Structure" not sure what it is yet but once i figure that out i'm sure to make millions

MARVIN: Philip! Philip, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Glass. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! MARTY MCFLY: 𝗞 𝗢 𝗬 𝗔 𝗔 𝗡 𝗜 𝗦 𝗤 𝗔 𝗧 𝗦 𝗜

she stand on me momentarily til i signal clearance

yoooooo 😂😂🤣🤣 his eyes betray a deep-seated sorrow 🤣🤣🤣

coke freestyle machine with whole milk

filled with dread at the prospect of returning to facebook marketplace to attempt to buy a couch

interior crocodile alligator/ i run an unlicensed wii emulator

they did QWOP on a vorta

The police report states that it was this point at which you went "Boopy-mode"... could you please elucidate to the court the particulars of what that might entail ... the having gone Boopy-mode, that is.

personally i would never allow myself to be brought back by the hook

they're refusing to release a desktop version of hinge because they do not want to see me thrive

nice twelve-line stanza you got there ... be a real shame if someone added a concluding couplet to resituate its meaning and sentiment

coming out as queer-coded

Technical virtuosity is the final refuge of cowards and the artistically stunted. If your art looks good you're going to Hell.

starting a thread of images i've composed and may or may not have posted elsewhere starting with the Ontological Tern

an ever-increasing number of societal roles filled by people too young to remember 9/11

david hyde pierce may be gay but niles frasier belongs to the neurotic bisexuals

keep talking like this and i will show up at your house to demonstrate my unique mathematical properties

i love the tng season 1 uniforms, patrick stewart is just a tiny little guy

hey man we're gonna trek to the river at the bottom of the canyon as a metaphorical exploration of both the depth of our psychological wounds and the ambivalence between time and healing you should totally come along

sometimes i'll be like 'wow what a compelling albeit tonally incoherent playlist' because i forget i am just listening to my liked songs on shuffle

inside you are two vroom vrooms

anybody wanna come over to unpack and organize all my items

typa shit I've been on

great time for my employer to mandate we all start going back into the office more 🙃🙃🙃

*approaches straight couple* ok so which one of you is the Danny Brown and which one is the JPEGMAFIA

Yggdritch, the Unwavering Horror Of The Deep, Who Turns Childrens' Tears Into Stars In The Sky, who you might know, is on Instagram

is it considered gauche to just post my old favorites of my posts from elsewhere

running a deterritorialization build in Oblivion