Too hot for pants...

I came to see some agile big men, buddy! @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social @tradierunt.bsky.social

Old pic but always a favorite because this is when I just fully evolved into a dirty uncle. Butthole hat, american flag speedo, big boots, and a fat cigar.

So I'm technically supposed to be off today but I'm ducking in early to try to get everyone prepped... and I kind of suspect this will roll into an actual day at work.

I glued a magnet to the bottom, trying to give it extra weight to make it roll faster. I wasn't anticipating a metal track. It stuck there and didn't move at all. This is proof that I've just been *like this* since I was 5.

Talking with a buddy about cruising. It felt like 10 years ago, I had a whole circuit of parks and public bathrooms and bookstores to hit up. But it's not even really a thing I consider these days. I can't tell if I'm just getting older or if the entire scene has shifted.

I didn't get enough sleep last night and its got me feeling 20 ply soft.

Eeeeey, @newweirdos.bsky.social headlining my playlist today.

this is what happens if you invite orf and his bunny to your sex party #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #terriblecomicday2026 #lateandterriblecomicday2026

I keep telling myself I'm going to wait for Deltrarune to be complete before I play it, which will probably be another 2-3 years... but then again, I wonder if I'm getting a worse experience by not doing it on release. I think a reason I didn't like KR0 was because I marathoned it.

Humpday already? I felt a little behind... (📷: @pupperdante.bsky.social )

Our new single “I Want You (I Want Him Too)” is streaming everywhere now!!!!

I've been using a manga reader to avoid doom scrolling. I ended up going through all of One Piece and Naruto, and just finished Angel Sanctuary. I'm open to suggestions on what to read next. I was thinking of reading Monster, it's one of those series that's always on "Best of all time" lists.

George STRAIGHT? Not during Pride month! :< Bring on George Gay!

Happy #FCF

Ferlin Husky would make a great fursona name.

New glasses might be a little nerdy...

To me, I feel like the appeal of Med Fet is just having someone take my vitals and say "You're doing such a good job at being alive! Look, we've got all this equipment and all these diagnostic instruments and all of them say... yup! You're alive! Good job!"

Today is going to suck (for boring work reasons) so here's a dog pic for #MCM.

Enjoying a nice camping trip with a lovely @spottydogleon.slut.dog by Octopusdoesart

Hear me out. (Also, how is there no furry art of this guy?)

This is why I have to tip my bootblacks extra.

A boy messaged me with "I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY, SIR" So I demanded a video of him drinking a full 8oz of water and apparently that was too far.

How I'm trying to look.

Saddle up. It's #FCF

Of the screennames that have messaged me recently, I appreciate Goondock Saints... but I have to really give it to Phallic Baldwin.

Dog got me up early to move me from bed to my desk so he can sleep on my feet... (and if I tried going to bed or napping on the couch, it would be pandemonium!) Anyway, I think it will be a lazy (if a bit sleepy) morning playing games and listening to the storms roll in.

An odd side-note. I'm taking a month off of beer and cigars and it suspiciously lines up with this... am I really just a maduro and a domestic light beer away from HARDCORE NUDITY?

Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Nursery

I know everyone is talking about titles and winners and yes... I am the #1 Best Pup.

I haven't posted nudes in a while. It's such an unusual feeling when you're an exhibitionist who's feeling overexposed. Anyway, I doubt anyone is auditing my dick pic output, and I'm sure I'll start back up here soon.

All nice things at good for you.

I only end up in these on laundry day...

I wonder if the crossover between D&D and kink is surprisingly quick and nuanced improv skills. I'm always shocked when I can meet a man younger than me, no prompt, no script, and he instantly lands the "Hey little dude, excited to hang out with your older brother's cool friends?"

Whew lord, it's a bad day (and there's still so much it left to go!) So pet pics, dick pics, AMAs, general encouragement, please, I need any dopamine I can find today.

Ope, I just could not sleep last night. >_> Saw the sun come up and then had bagels and coffee to start the day. I'm just glad it's Sunday, so hopefully the dog will let me catch a nap on the couch.

Feeling out of it. Wonder if it's PCD. Almost the weekend. Ahh~

Don't come to my woof pack if you ain't fixin to group howl.

"They put a lil bandana on my beer because I'm a cowboy..." is the most @spottydogleon.slut.dog thing @spottydogleon.slut.dog has ever said.

Softest boys. #mcm

Don't get tied down at home...get tied up at Gear Night, May 13th at @AtlantaEagle! Enjoy a complimentary @DeepEddy cocktail with a $5 suggested cover! (No one is turned away for lack of funds) ⏰ 8:00 PM - LATE 📍 @AtlantaEagle | 1492 Piedmont Ave NE, Atlanta, GA 30309 📸: @masonwardphotography

Practicing my bartending for some FWA parties.

Also, on top of everything, the FWA Pre-party at the Eagle is Saturday night, 5/2.

It might be the last night to wear long sleeve leather!

Sniffies being bought out definitely has me a little offbalance. I feel like it would make more sense for it to close for promoting questionably legal public activity... but it's weirder to think "There's profit to be had in those guys circle jerking at the hardware store bathroom"

So, for everyone coming to FWA from hither and yon, we've got some stuff locally for everyone who might becoming in early or staying late, including the 5/3 Pup Tea at the Eagle, 5/6 Pup Night at the Heretic, and 5/13 Gear Night back at the Eagle.

This is probably going to be a tough week, workwise (and not in any particularly interesting way. Just busy and boring work-stuff.) At least I've got Pup Tea and FWA out on the horizon.

Middlespace scene where you coddle and comfort me because I can't stop crying over Sasuke betraying the leaf village.

My Crackpot 8.0 prediction is Mascot tank using megaphones to shout encouragement and buffs into people.

It's Beer:30. #ABDL