All nice things at good for you.

I only end up in these on laundry day...

I wonder if the crossover between D&D and kink is surprisingly quick and nuanced improv skills. I'm always shocked when I can meet a man younger than me, no prompt, no script, and he instantly lands the "Hey little dude, excited to hang out with your older brother's cool friends?"

Whew lord, it's a bad day (and there's still so much it left to go!) So pet pics, dick pics, AMAs, general encouragement, please, I need any dopamine I can find today.

Ope, I just could not sleep last night. >_> Saw the sun come up and then had bagels and coffee to start the day. I'm just glad it's Sunday, so hopefully the dog will let me catch a nap on the couch.

Feeling out of it. Wonder if it's PCD. Almost the weekend. Ahh~

Don't come to my woof pack if you ain't fixin to group howl.

"They put a lil bandana on my beer because I'm a cowboy..." is the most @spottydogleon.slut.dog thing @spottydogleon.slut.dog has ever said.

Softest boys. #mcm

Don't get tied down at home...get tied up at Gear Night, May 13th at @AtlantaEagle! Enjoy a complimentary @DeepEddy cocktail with a $5 suggested cover! (No one is turned away for lack of funds) ⏰ 8:00 PM - LATE 📍 @AtlantaEagle | 1492 Piedmont Ave NE, Atlanta, GA 30309 📸: @masonwardphotography

Practicing my bartending for some FWA parties.

Also, on top of everything, the FWA Pre-party at the Eagle is Saturday night, 5/2.

It might be the last night to wear long sleeve leather!

Sniffies being bought out definitely has me a little offbalance. I feel like it would make more sense for it to close for promoting questionably legal public activity... but it's weirder to think "There's profit to be had in those guys circle jerking at the hardware store bathroom"

So, for everyone coming to FWA from hither and yon, we've got some stuff locally for everyone who might becoming in early or staying late, including the 5/3 Pup Tea at the Eagle, 5/6 Pup Night at the Heretic, and 5/13 Gear Night back at the Eagle.

This is probably going to be a tough week, workwise (and not in any particularly interesting way. Just busy and boring work-stuff.) At least I've got Pup Tea and FWA out on the horizon.

Middlespace scene where you coddle and comfort me because I can't stop crying over Sasuke betraying the leaf village.

My Crackpot 8.0 prediction is Mascot tank using megaphones to shout encouragement and buffs into people.

It's Beer:30. #ABDL

Naruto is always linked to my idea of middlespace due to a specific memory in high school where I saw other kids pretending to be ninjas and trying to convince myself that I was too old and mature to do things like that (while secretly really wanting to play ninjas with everyone.)

I think these pics are nearly 10 years old at this point... I miss that hood. And those boots. And that club.

I keep some random porn accounts on my feed for a healthy biome. As people discuss conflicts and rising tensions in the fandom, I know "CarJerkOffFan" is gonna be jerking off in cars, totally unbothered.

Beer and cigars make my clothes come off.

Had to fix both toilets. Good thing I've got a solution for while the water is off. #BDF #ABDL

Where are you at now?

Now just what the hell do you think yer doing in my bar (without giving me a hug and telling me about your weekend because I'm just so happy you're here.) 📸: @thepupflash.bsky.social

"How's your comfort level?" My comfort level is 「GREAT」 I want something! 「BIG TOY」

I've been debating posting this because I don't want it to read as a brag... but I keep thinking about this interaction where I overheard one of the pups at the bar talking to someone, pointing at me and saying "Go talk to him. That's Spotty. He's just famously nice and chill." And gosh.

My dyslexic ass was so excited to order a drink called the Farm Boi.

The first one I went to was the Manhandler Saloon. But the first bar I regularly hung out at was SoFo in Chicago.

🖤 Gear Swap & Beer Bust 🖤 Kink Down South presents the return of the Gear Swap & Beer Bust on Saturday, April 11 at Atlanta Eagle. Gear Swap: Free entry Beer Bust: $10 2PM – 5PM More info: kinkdownsouth.com

A lot of really interesting and civil discourse around affordability of experience and participation in the fandom. Which is a great change from the usual discourse of "Clearly, perverts need to die.... but which perverts?"

Feeling thirsty?

Morning thoughts: I need my coffee hot instead of iced for the same reason my dog needs a slow feeder bowl.

We're off to Dream Island! (Huh? Why does everyone look so nervous....?) 🎨: @astolpho.regression.club

If I get to pick my last meal, it'll be beer and a giant pretzel.

We're off to Dream Island! (Huh? Why does everyone look so nervous....?) 🎨: @astolpho.regression.club

This one just stopped me cold and made me take a long break at work. And to anyone who's ever reassured me about silly or confusing things, know I'm forever grateful.

It's finally smoking in my underpants season.

New Rivals season. It's peak gaming hours.

When I flirt with a top VS when I flirt with a bottom.

There's an odd handful of people I follow here because they were a little nice to me at something like an MFF 2008, and we've never really interacted since but it would feel weird to not be following them. I wonder if anyone feels that way about me. "He was weird as can be, but he was kind."

Roscoe of Finland 🎨 by @joldfish.bsky.social

HhhnnnNNNGG

It's #BDF. Come up to my throne and make a tribute. #ABDL

Everyone look at this fucked up Bandit that @brutusbernard.bsky.social won for me in a claw machine.

we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]

In college, I was assigned setting a 6 week life improvement plan and kept telling the teacher that I was faultless and uninterested in changing even one blemish in my life. In revenge, I penned a 6 week diary discussing my life as a sex addict, fighting the URGES, relapsing to DESIRE again.

I'm always shocked how many people try to hit me with that "What if we tied you up and make you compliment yourself?" I love myself. I could talk about myself all day. >_>

Commission for @dirkafterdark.bsky.social showing off his fancy underpants 🩲✨ Which look is your favorite? 🤔