There's something aesthetic about this that I really like. The butthole cap, the cowboy hat, the hint of leather.

Won "Best Buckle" at cowboy weekend.

I love gay culture. A guy asked if I wanted to pet his great dane and then gifted me a six pack because the dog responded positively to me.

The Double Dirty Bird issue is making me homesick for Illinois.

Get ready for a special Atlanta Pride Edition of Gear Night! Wednesday October 8th | 8PM til Late | No Cover Plus raffle prizes, KDS merch, and drink specials by @DeepEddyVodka No theme this month - just wear gear that brings you the most PRIDE!

Took Horseback Riding as a college elective. To pass, I had to perform the final, which was a walk, trot, and canter around the arena. When they called my name, my gelding dropped from his sheath. It's just me, my horse, and his erection hauling laps around the arena as we pretended to not notice.

Some dogs need to get rinsed off on the lawn before they come back in the house. Thankfully @tradierunt.bsky.social was ready to help me out. #Tightywhitietuesday

Plugged for KH1, gotta farm Mystery Goo!

Handwritten gaming notes are just a specific cozy vibe. Just as cozy as these Megamaxes, I reckon.

Artwork for the amazing @brutusbernard.bsky.social! I was so excited to work on thisss! Been practicing in the background trying to improve my anatomy and toon skills! I hope you like it my friend 🧡 ;_;. Stand by for more art soon, apologies for the delay, my health has been wonky lately

So I'm going through with this but I'm gonna do chronological order, as I've never played BBS!

Almost sent this to my family before realizing there's clearly a naked dude on my screen...

I want to replay Kingdom Hearts but like... I don't want to be normal about it. I want to totally immerse myself in it and let myself be a total fanboy. While I am often resistant to calling myself a "Middle," this is the real Middlespace vibe I'm chasing.

🎵See the dalmagator on the passenger side Spotty is a bad dog, who's he gonna bite~? 🎵

Man, there's a growing rift in my friend group that I'm hoping won't escalate. It just sucks because trying to talk about it first involves sussing out on which side of the issue they fall.

Don't let your son go down on me, or whatever Elton John said.

New hat! 🐶

I don't want this to inch into kink shaming territory but I'm just fixated with this specific genre of "stoned depressed femboy." Because I'm in a few chats and I've seen multiple instances of this type with a 90s anime girl profile pic with a static overlay and an energy drink can.

Get ready for a double feature. The weather is cooling down so come in your best gear to socialize or show off.

Hmm, I think I've hooked up with guys who looked like this... (Also, the Chateau Longue in John's Creek GA is a lot of fun, I imagine this is gonna be my cigar spot from now on.)

Gotta be careful. We still get wild gators in Georgia. #ABDL #BDF

Experimenting with bigger rings but honestly, I'm still not sold! I know it's the look most guys in the scene go for, but I'll need to try it a few more times to see if it clicks for me.

Throwback to IML 2010.

Feeling nostalgic for this old piece from Chibi Marrow with my partner in crime, @brutusbernard.bsky.social.

"I thought he was dead." "No, I said he sleeps with the fishes."

Smoking while walking is a faux pas but we both needed out of the house tonight. (Also, man my beard is getting bushy.)

Pin Up commission for @spottydogleon.slut.dog of him just finishing up a hard days work, real hard. Pinup spots are still open for anyone interested shoot me a DM.

Love my boys. @spottydogleon.slut.dog @tradierunt.bsky.social @dodgerpup84.stash.zone My dog loves them too. Look at that tongue!

Trying to learn the line dance from the middle the room. I'm leaving tonight knowing Cupids Flex, goddammit

It's Tighty Whitie Tuesday.

These might be ready for retirement...

I fear no comment section because my small town paper had a "Community Soundoff." I came out of the closet in 2003, and people bought stamps and put ink to paper to mail in their comments about me. Every Saturday morning, waiting for that paperboy to see who's talking shit about a literal child.

Get out of here, Team Rocket. The @atlantaeagle.bsky.social is no place for shadowy groups of weirdos in strange outfits! ... ... wait.

People had been telling me that Belfort & Lupin was good, but I didn't think I'd get hooked on it this quick. I hope I can find a place to watch the whole season. Looks like last season was Australian dog cartoons, this season is French dog cartoons.

finally watched Brokeback Mountain in theaters. It’s a beautiful film ❤️‍🩹 I just had to draw this scene

Hell yeah I can do double fisting. Double fisting these beers.

I've got a month to perfect my cowboy look!

We finally have hats, so I can finally wear my fireman and cowboy glams again.

"Bet you use both hands to recap poppers. You little bitch. Yorkie." "Pig nozzle keeps one hand in the action, schmalt. Shultzy." "Real men just need Albo. Pussy. Fisky." "Loving my body means loving myself. Boomtown." "I love bating like I love my wife. Intensely and for hours at a time."

I can't read gooner porn dialog without hearing it in their voices. "Bator balm bardownskis, buddy." "Slick strokin cellys, buddy."

"The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man" or whatever Churchill said.

You ever take a cumshot video, only for it to be so lackluster that you just delete it? Fuck sake, it's not just cumming like I accidentally tipped a half finished Yoplait over, but it's the visible disappointment on my face that really sells it. Fuckin A.

*somber yeehaws* (I got called a fake cowboy and I'm just mad that they were right.)

It was a lovely dinner with the gays and the grays!

To put it plain, I just don't like you Not a thing about the way you is And if there ever come a time I got rabies You're high on my bitin' list open.spotify.com/track/0x5wJ0...

I can never quit going to gay bars because the bar fly next to me just casually said "I used to hook up with Andrew Cunanan."

The most important queer identity being represented. A literal red flag. 🚩🚩🚩

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 936477784379!

Gay culture is the bar having Megaman X and pornography.