a waymo wouldn't panic-swerve into a predestined light pole in shock from looking back at his sister in anaphalaxys, instantly beheading her js.....

god uses IPv5

Can we normalize demonology?

I simply love a designated day to take over a street and get a bit sloppy

Ileana from @transjournalists.org is doing some live FOIA filing with @muckrock.com ! Suggest something you're curious about on the livestream and join the fun: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QwO...

not my biological monkeys but I am the one who stepped up 💪

today I went to a funeral and then held my sister's 2 day old baby. it felt like a life speed run

guys giys remember the crypto party where they accidentally blinded people with lasers

it feels good af to cry in public and im tired of pretending its not!!

I forgot what it feels like to do something im certain is right without a swarm of other people's judgments or considering a single other perspective than my own and the person im helping. I got to do that today though 🖤

In the fall we will have a high school sophomore in our household 💘

Android users: HOLD THE LINE. we will receive our own cool frutiger aero ui eventually

R you serious

not now babe im sampling the titan submersible implosion bang

been happening. saw it early covid and THEN llms got good and took over the world

BORN TO DIE Sun is a Fuck 410,757,864,530 cancerous skin cells

I have labubu brain today

yeah I'm WFFP (working from frog pose)

Elizabeth Holmes is Ana Delvey for women in STEM

everyone stop talking about Catholicism I'm going to have a psychotic break

happy new judas choreography to all

my 16 yo sister is teaching me what it's like to text someone with no response ever and thanks I guess I needed that perspective

I'm creating a .molly file it stands for markup and other languages language, yes

just heard a Br*tish person say router 🙅‍♀️

I fw my therapist hard 🙂‍↕️

Shhhhh she just said something about macklemore

Chelsea E. Manning is a network security expert, whistleblower, and former U.S. Army intelligence analyst whose disclosure of classified Iraq war documents exposed human rights abuses and corruption the government kept hidden from the public. #womenshistorymonth

Omfg

my family is painting potatoes instead of dyeing eggs this year, real Irish shit very depressioncore

The ongoing anthropomorphization of LLMs ("They're not WRONG, they're just hallucinating!") is another major win for anyone hoping to automate away the human state with machine learning software.

timely reminder that right-wing fearmongering about poppers has always been 100% homophobia, simple as www.them.us/story/adam-z...

come and take it (my poppers)

respectfully, if you post hyperbolic descriptions of how bad things are (or will get) without following up when they don't blow up, you are working for the other side

📣📣📣FIXED SOMETHING I BROKE ‼️

why did my optometrist lovingly rub my knee

I really don't like where the "it's the ketamine, Elon" discourse takes us. I'm not defending Elon. I'm defending drugs. Not kidding.

"secret SOMA location" = in someone's living room

trying to join a community group but you HAVE to pay membership with a check and i have never owned a checkbook 🫠

hey!!! sorryyyy, my soul is spilling everywhere

laissez les bons temps rouler

Cell-site simulators (CSS, also known as Stingrays or IMSI catchers) are devices that masquerade as legitimate cell-phone towers, tricking phones within a certain radius into connecting to the device rather than a tower. Our new tool, Rayhunter, can help you find them. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Women in STEM (Spitefully Terrorizing Elon Musk)

chat is it good when a historian says this?

Luigi is offensively hot like wtf

about to donate a bunch of clothes then go shopping at that same store

just got a letter that i met my 2024 deductible 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

If you look down on people who are dumber than you, I am judging everything coming from your mouth going forward. I hate you fucking mean nerds

just got an email addressed to Mx. Lastname and it pisses me off more to be called my last name than to call me ms/mrs

"With Cocospy and Spyic, you can usually enter ✱✱001✱✱ on your Android phone app’s keypad and then press the “call” button to make the stalkerware apps appear on-screen — if they are installed." techcrunch.com/2025/02/20/s...