I absolutely need to shove this deep in your ass right after you suck on it.

Scenes from Lake Colchuck last weekend.

Charlie Kirk currently:

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s time to take that failed podcast you tried to start out of your Instagram bio babe 😅

Just a quick PSA for those of you that don’t live in a town of 500> people(which is most of you); You can get a Pumpkin Spice Latte and NOT go to Starbucks, go to literally any local coffee shop….it is not that difficult…

Me existing: Me randomly for no reason at all: “MARTHA YOU’RE MY HAG LET’S GO TO FOLSOM!!!” (IYKYK)

@friend-dorothy.bsky.social is a snake oil business exploiting the queer community by targeting manufactured insecurities and marking up products that already exist to scam you out of your money! under the guise of being “by and for gay men”

Actually no, the MV for ‘Everybody Scream’ by Florence + The Machine better win.

Impromptu dance party on a yacht, sign me tf up 😌

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Damn I need to get back in a bed with this gorgeous fucker real soon! 😈

The MV for ‘The Subway’ by Chappel Roan better win “MV of the year” because DAMN

I usually live for Demi Lovato but her new single is so fucking bad. It’s like 0% effort was put into it, hoping she gets back to her emo/rock phase QUICK. That being said, Slayyyter’s new song fuckin’ BANGS! Need to hear it in a club during a dance party asap.

I don’t usually brag about my sexual encounters but the way I just dicked down this Vietnamese pocket cubby with a big bubble butt I’d been talking to…..y’all should’ve been there 😈🍆.

31.

It’s honestly a red flag to me if gays/theys/etc are close friends with a lot of straight people 🤷🏻‍♂️. If I see you on posts/photos/stories hanging around straight people a lot, especially compared to if not more than other LGBTQ’s…..your privilege/lack of awareness is showing.

Today is my 31st birthday! Show me the birthday cake that you’re offering 🍑👀😈

And if I said Kerri Colby DEMOLISHED Ginger in that lip sync then what?? #allstars10

And if I said Lydia TORE Jorgeous in that lip sync then what?? #allstars10

It’s just TACKY and a waste of everyone’s time. How do you lose all three lip syncs you’re in and win the crown?? If you have to compete FOUR times to win, do you really deserve it?? #allstars10

Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT

Mark Wahlberg wakes up at 2AM to work out, pray, and still be the most annoying man in Boston.

Horned at work, who wants it? I bet it feels real good inside your butt, especially if you’re a thick boy with a dumptruck 😈

Imagine ‘Sitges Bear Week’ ceasing to exist all because they were too lazy to hire a human artist/model to use for their promotional posters and instead produced one of the ugliest AI slop poster full of balding, generic bears to ever be invented lmfaooo. Get a fucking grip bears PLEASE #sitges

Do any of you ever just…..see pictures of someone so your type physically/face card/etc it makes your blood pressure go up?? Like the kind of beauty where you gotta take a couple of deep breaths….😮‍💨🥵.

The fight between Elle and Beatrix in Kill Bill 2 where it randomly slows down always cracks me up lmao. Why did they do it like that though 😂

Fresh out of the shower, which one of you wants to get dirty with me again 😈🍆

I spent today(and yesterday) rewatching The Hunger Games series hoping that maybe someday an actual revolution will happen but also realizing we’re getting closer to living in a ‘Panem-esque’ reality thanks to fascists and their spineless enablers.

STOP CELEBRATING FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!

Pride was cute and all but we really need to start prepping ourselves for wrath.

Mondays are for spiraling

Can’t wait to gogo again for @bearracuda.bsky.social this weekend in Portland! Come out and throw some 💸! 😈🕺🏻🐻

Mornings.

😈🤷🏻‍♂️

Bred a thick, fuzzy bear butt today at the nude beach 🥵. Fuck I love pounding butt in a public setting 🍆

Cashpigs where the fuck are you?

Honestly you think Sniffies in the Seattle area would be way better but it’s stale as hell. Way too many twinks and general same guys BEGGING for any sort of attention as if this isn’t a fucking cum and go hookup app.

Thicc meatball men 5’9” and under 😍🥵😤🤤. That is all

💜🖤😈

Always a fun time 😈🍆

I’ll be dancing at Bearracuda here in Seattle this weekend! Come on out and give me some money so I can get a new tattoo 😉🐻🕺🏻

And she’s 100% CORRECT.

It’s hump day and I’m looking for a thicc boy to hump and pump 😈

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Jockstrap thread

I try not to kinkshame but if you’re into “diaper play” and/or “ABDL” I truly believe you need to be checked into a psychward. It’s one thing to be into older men and call them daddy but dressing like a baby/kid and calling it a fetish is extremely problematic 🤢

Felt big and strong during todays workout

Yeah y’all better stop supporting “Oscarbear” ASAP. Like how are you a gay latino and support him you fucking clown 🤡.