Mistbind's Noobkitty on Royal Road is a fun slice of life litrpg about a cat beastkin lesbian baker And comes with the single best description of LGBT I've ever read, it's so nuanced and yet so simple and easy to understand Also go read it if you want a nice chill story, it's relaxing, cute & gay

I just wrote a sentence with nine commas in it. That's me, I can retire and never write again

American: go ask Craig Me *asks Greg*

I pee sugar Not a joke, no punchline, apparently my urine sugar content is so high it's almost entirely sugar So now I'm on a special water + protein/vegetable diet for the next three months. Not even allowed carbs and definitely no sugar

Today I decided to sort out my bookcase and get some books for the charity shop But I accidentally spent the whole day reading It was an accident, I swear

Going into pay my rent today like: hi excuse me in really sorry can you tell me how high my arrears are please Women: You're £3.45 in credit Me: WTF!!! Apparently I paid my rent AND THEN I FORGOT I PAID IT AND THEN I PANICKED I HADN'T PAID SINCE XMAS which is the last time I remember paying it

I tried to order @elizmanderson.com's books from my local library today They said they will try but sometimes they can't get American books So I might need to buy them I'll find out in like a week

I did housework pretty much all day today and I've done less than 25% of the work that needed to be done I haven't even finished a single room It's gonna take a week to get through everything Like I was thinking about take a holiday just to do all the jobs that were piling up

Update: Last Fish is back in his tank

"A six-year-old trans girl tried to cut off her penis with plastic scissors after being told she couldn’t join Rainbows, the youngest Girlguiding group." This is what Britain's shameful cruelty, and Girlguiding's complicity, means.

Womanfesting myself a wife for 2026 cos manifesting's too male codied

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Bit of a good news, bad news situation unfortunately Good news, I set up the fish tank Bad news, I accidentally used slightly warm water so Last Fish now lives in a bucket, poor little homeless possibly cannibal guy

I started doing like heavy housework today, moving furniture and stuff, and now I'm sitting here too exhausted to keep going but also my fish is the sink so I need to keep going Ah, I didn't have anything on the next three days anyway, I can use them to recover

It's trans pride today in Edinburgh I slept in and I'm running late with zero effort and I still like how I look

Got on an empty train then a guy came on and sat right next to me so I got up and moved three seats down That's so weird, there were seats everywhere

UK authors - I urge you to read this article about a school in Manchester who removed hundreds of our books from their library they deemed ‘inappropriate’ and share. This is appalling censorship - and it’s coming from the school’s head and SLT themselves. @indexoncensorship.org

Can't believe I got to this age without ever realising that Antarctica comes from ante arctic as in the opposite of the arctic Probably because I always think it's Antartica

That's me unemployed 😭 But my "3 month temporary contract" lasted about a year so that was really cool

I think it's great that the kids there have worked out that they can get her to say literally anything in the national media, and they get to be moved to a proper school into the bargain.

A communist, two Nazis, a baroness, a writer, and a lesbian walk into a bar It's a Mitford family reunion

Was reading about the Mitford sisters One married the leader of the UK fascists One was obsessed with Hitler and might have had his secret baby One was a communist One became a baroness and social democrat One moved to France and was a writer One was a lesbian

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Don't shop at the Kill People fundraiser. Don't advertise the Kill People fundraiser. Don't hype up the Kill People fundraiser. DON'T SHOP AT THE KILL PEOPLE FUNDRAISER. YOU ARE A BAD PERSON IF YOU DO.

I was meant to be working from office last week but I was sick and didn't go So to meet my 6 day per month office quota I must work from office this week I agreed to do OT this week because I wasn't working from office Now I'm doing OT every day and working from office I'm gonna die

Was walking through London last week with another trans woman and a homeless man came over and said "can you spare any money, ladies" I gave him £10 She just kinda stared at me I said "I know I got played but he got the gender right, he's getting the money"

Trans woman follows me on tiktok I follow trans woman on tiktok Trans woman messages me on tiktok Do you want to see a trans woman naked!? I reply please stop trying to sell me mirrors, I have one in every room already

Getting quoted £4000 for laser hair removal "I can't pay that" "You can pay 2000 on the first appointment and pay 2000 six weeks later" I can't save 2000 in 6 weeks

This is literally the worst thing he could have said Trans people will hate him now because he didn't quit Terfs will hate him now because he thought about and said men things about Queen Jo He's just making everyone hate him now What was his goal here?

"glasses wouldn't stop anyone recognising Clark Kent"

Technically my job is temporary I started on a three month contract which was extended by three months then three months then three months then three months Just been extended again but only by a month and now I'm freaking out

I genuinely don't know how to fix this. I've got so much of this site built.

You know, it's probably easier to build three websites... No that won't work, because I still have only one account on this service Fuck, I don't want to use PayPal

You can build it in our API Cool. What's an api?

How much does a coder cost cos I don't have any money but I'll give you exposure

There's a thing that can insert a paywall into your website. You can set up different tiers or costs of membership. The tiers do but affect the paywall. No matter what they pay, they get the same access I asked about this and they told me to go code it myself Like, what?

It's probably a good thing I'm poverty living cos if I was rich id be spending all my cash on sex workers and being like "can you hold me when I cry" "Do you want a blow job?" "No, I just really want to cry" *Are you okay? Did something happen?" Nothing happened. I'm fine "Do you want sex?" No

Wow, I have very sad today I swear I better not cry on a fucking work call Hormones are horrible Not gonna stop but fuck

Option A, things will definitely get worse. Option B, things might get better Well, if we don't know that things will definitely get better we can't go for that But the other option is things definitely get worse Yeah but things might not get better SCREAMING

Be hilarious if some "guy" in the US became president and then transitioned during her presidency Because that's the only way a woman is getting into that office

Boston tiktok: in Chicago they have to dye the River green because they're not really Irish Obviously, they're American Boston tiktok: in Boston,we are Irish No, you're also American Boston tiktok: no one does St Patty's day better than Boston You can't even get the name right

Hi Lizzi! You seem to be having a rough time, so I just thought I’d pop in to offer some friendly PR advice. When your government is actively harming people based on ideology, it’s probably best not to go on The Website Full Of People You’ve Hurt™️ and call the kettle black. Hope this helps!

A woman on a different site posted looking for a man for the night. Listed requirements: clean, not smelly, not gross, not dodgy. Men in the comments: I'm clean They scored 25% percent. They didn't even get the not smelly part . That's an easy one to get, you just wash.

We have updated the webpage containing the list of protests and actions in the UK for transgender rights. View it here: whatthetrans.com/compilation-... Please get in touch if you would like your protest/trans pride/other action added to the website - either through our form or any social media.

I read things like this And the comments under it And know I'm not submissive. That just seems really annoying and irritating but some people clearly love the idea (Good for them)

Went on a date so awkward and bad I'm not even sure it was a date And now the only thing to possibly do is turn it into a stand up comedy routine

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This is a huge issue It's not the biggest problem though So far im the only person I've seen bring this up. I hope other people are thinking about it too Social media is addictive The gov wants to cut millions of teenagers off cold turkey from their addiction with zero mental health support

Social media bans are often framed as a simple safeguarding issue. 🏞️ But zoom out from cities where these decisions are being made and the picture looks very different