On a plane, with witnesses, and no way to escape I'd say what a fucking idiot, but I think it's more arrogance that he thought he would get away with it, or that he didn't even consider she wasn't interested and it was rape

As much as I dislike avatar for so many reasons, it's infinitely better when you realise it's a metaphor for being trans Jake Sully really was born in the wrong body 😂

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Parts of Scotland are expected to hit -20C tonight Any... Where's really hot?... Any Jamaicans want to get married? I'll come live with you

I know it feels sometimes like we're reliving the 1920s but we don't need to head into another world war I know it's selfish but I just started getting my shit together

Client: I called about this issue on the 25th of last month That's probably why it's still an issue...

Are they going to spill the blood of the people defending it?

I now have bitcoin Now I just gotta work out how to pay with bitcoin This is such a fucking process, it's taken me like 5 days so far

Back to writing after a period of worldbuilding It's good, I feel mentally more balanced when I write

Trying to read an award winning traditionally (small press) novel that has a lot of praise from big name authors and it's not well written. On a technical level. Syntax and stuff. Its not good And the cover is like the worse indie ones you ever see It's so bad

Cis man argues with AI to determine if trans rights and women's rights are opposed Instead of, you know, asking cis women or trans people This has to be the worst case of mansplaining

Fucking HRT! Went to buy it Needed bitcoin Read a bitcoin guide Need a bitcoin wallet Back to the bitcoin guide Next step is "buy bitcoin" How? Where? Why can I not understand this? Stupid fucking gatekeepers I'm not having a good day

Met someone online who ticked every box I want in a partner Was fairly sure that would never happen and I'd have to compromise somewhere Anyway, they aren't interested in me. That's the one fucking requirement I forgot to list 😂😭

Me: I'm gonna get a gf 17: no you're not Me: and we're gonna have a baby 17: no you're not Me: and I'm gonna call the kid Better(17'sName) 17:

Just realised that being caught with your pants down is probably an American expression I have misunderstood my whole life

If I am at a con and somebody gives you shit about being trans or NB, feel free to come find me. I'm not into chair throwing, but I am very good at getting things done when dealing with harassers. (Also, trans ladies, if you need a wingwoman for the restroom...)

Gail is a good egg. By far the biggest name who consistently, actively, and loudly speaks up for trans people (and LBGTQIA+ in general). She wrote the first major, and explicitly trans character in the modern era.

I've forgotten to take my meds, can't remember when I last did, and now my head is all fucky

Been doing worldbuilding for ages... Finally started writing and I forgot how much I genuinely love doing this Need to stop every couple of sentences for more research or worldbuilding but the writing is so much fun

"I bought one of these new automobile vehicles. Isn't it spiffy? Shall we go for a motor?" Later, "I say, why won't that hound leave us alone" Must have been weird to be the first person to discover dogs chase cars

Here's some stuff I read this year that I liked, roughly in the order I read them 🧵 Attack of the 50 Foot Trans Woman by @callie.rebelwrath.co.uk A funny, charming science fiction satire with a rip roaring pace. Lily and Catherine touched my queer trans soul. A good way to kick off the year.

Sitting with my phone on charge and my charger unplugged Ending 2025 in some kind of metaphor for the year I don't know what it means

Trying to put together a website. Know exactly what I want but getting it is difficult

Since people are admitting that past them did not do chores, I'm admitting that chores are a future me job Specifically, tomorrow So this is also accountability 😂 We'll see how it works

I’m not quote skeeting this, because this kind of question rankles. People are allowed to not engage. Or to be too tired or stressed or whatever to text. Social media is sometimes how people decompress. Judging a friend like this makes me wonder about the friendship.

My daughter wanted a "kids first dj table" for my gson, but it was sold out everywhere I said I'd get it She said I couldn't Five minutes later, it was ordered Her: how? Me:dunno Today we found out how...

Wanted this forever Wearing it today

My best friend: if I win the lottery, we'll get a cabin in the woods together and just chill Me: it's a nice dream, but unfortunately my cat would kick your cats ass This is how arguments start 😂

"you sound like your nana" Things you shouldn't say during sex

he’s wearing his favourite football shirt and i think i killed him with “it’s so cute when you cosplay” him: “WHAT?” we are not fucking with men enough

Best Christmas dinner

I can't get over how excited/scared I am for next year Got a scary operation I need that's gonna make me feel a lot better On hormones again. I would have ordered already but the shop is shut until January Doing a creative project I'll launch next year, exciting one of my best or worst years

US history is nothing but the right asserting bad faith claims to hurt people, the left saying the right is lying, that promoting their lies is dangerous because they hurt people, and Centrists saying the right can't be lying *this time* and maybe hurting some people is okay.

I’m going to throw on the most cool gay aunt outfit and go eat some raw fish while wearing cat-ears because I’m a fucking Pacific Northwest Cougar living in a city

I got my Christmas tree out the cupboard It's still in its box It was a good attempt, okay?

like, how many feet they got. just when you think they got no feet left out pops another & they shoot that too.

Left: Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a placard in London Right: Labour's Baron Hain, "This gov is treating Palestine action as equivalent to ISIS or al-Qaeda, which is intellectually bankrupt, politically unprincipled and morally wrong. I'm deeply ashamed"

We will be taking no lectures on freedom of speech from the USA

I was gonna attempt to read 1000 books next year It would fail spectacularly but I could do like 600* anyway That's less than two per day Anyway, I was all set to start on January 1st,but then I had a break through on a story I've been really stuck with So I'm just gonna write instead

I've just seen some dingbat AI bro trying to defended the wretched plagiarism sausage machine by explaining it can generate 'ideas and scenarios' for writers. That's the GOOD bit I enjoy. Find me an AI that can do my fucking tax returns correctly and we'll talk, you absolute low-fat yoghurt.

Scottish law Commission can fuck off with their "compulsory home owner associations" idea to save crumbling Glasgow tenements HOAs are the worst thing about America, and America is just a list of worst things at this point

I always hear people saying that nationalism is bad But they're always white people And through history its indigenous nationalists that led movements to get their countries back So I think it's deeper than nationalism = bad

Trying to deny we're terf island is difficult when had a prime minister called boner law

Despite the name, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has made more transphobic statements than ex Prime Minister Bonar Law Who never actually made any laws about boners

There's this going about reddit TIL how to trade international currencies It's by western union I really hope they didn't just learn this today

That's cos we're the first millennials Officially

It's very hard having a) a sore dick that needs an operation b) cats I really shouldn't need to scream "get off my fucking penis" as much as I do They always look so offended too It's actually going to be worse after the operation

Australia, that too-hot desert where all the animals are trying to kill you, has the highest uranium reserves in the world Because obviously the death continent is highly radioactive. Why would it not be?

America has fallen

I could tell the puzzle book was angry It was full of cross words