I think I ended up in the star sign lesbian part of tiktok Got women in my DMS asking for my sign At what point do they ask for money? I don't think everyone is a scammer, just everyone online

I might be noticing my first emotional affect from my hormones... Apparently I'm a total bitch and everyone pisses me off Anyone else have that?

Transness broke my brain Thought this was a transition photo

There's a comicon this weekend and I'm gonna do a proper cosplay Maybe

33% of people in the UK think it's okay to make a shepherd's pie with beef mince 67% think you need to use shepherds

I think I might be getting ready to buy an expensive real human hair wig (For us people z I mean expensive as up to £300, not the $5000 I've heard they cost over there, that's insane) But I've still not locked in style. Hair mostly just annoys me. I absolutely want something that looks gay

Wait, no, this makes me seem submissive They need to do this in a way that makes it clear im Dom, obviously I have complex needs

Women need to club me over the head and drag me to their lust caves more often

No one has confirmed whether or not this is flirting I can only assume none of you know either

There's this black "woman" on tiktok. Not Black, not African American, or Black British, or African. She's black, like the colour of a black car or cat Comments are full of guys saying she's beautiful I don't know how they can't tell this is AI. Like she doesn't have a human skin tone

I went to a singles night last night Whilst there, a woman invited me to go to a club with her friendsc after We walked there together much slower than her friends She held onto me the whole way She kept calling me her baby girl She introduced me to people as her best friend Continues

A man left a comment that he wouldn't pull out under a child's tiktok I reported it It doesn't violate tiktok community guidelines She's 14 Those guidelines need to be updated to not allowing paedophilia. This shouldn't be normalised

I was in a shop earlier and it had Merrydown (cider) for sale and my brain immediately went "I've not had that for thirty years" and then went "wait" I did the maths It's 30 years TBF I started drinking at 11

Woman: are you free? Taxi driver: in for hire, but you have to pay

Buying energy drink Sales assistant stared at me for way too long Then said: I either need to see your face or your ID #MyKingdomForAHairclip

Please do this survey for a dissertation if you're in #scotland app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/stirling/d...

Genius vm.tiktok.com/ZNR58jYaG/

Independent bookshops in England are facing business rates increases of up to 100% under the government’s new reforms, research commissioned by the Booksellers Association has found 👇 #BookSky

I'm sure someone, somewhere is doing more by using AI, but most of the use cases people are so proud of are like "I have a ridiculously overloaded and unoptimized workflow with an output that is hard to measure, and now I don't have to do any of it."

There's been a quiet protest in Europe about the US lately No marching in the streets. No flags Just people switching to European tech companies. Stoat, an alternative to discord, crashed under new users. Vivaldi, a Google alternative, has seen unprecedented rise. Amazon has lost $450B in 10 days

I see tumblr is moving towards equality They still refer to trans women as dick girls but they've started referring to cis women as cunt girls So that's nice

If you're Scottish (not my survey)

Valuable life lesson learned and shared so you don't make my mistake Find out if the person you are going home with is a bottom, top, or switch before you go home with them It's incredibly fucking awkward when it turns out you both want the same thing

"How many people outside Fleet Street workers even know the names of the millionaires who control the newspapers from which they get their news and form their views? Very few." Times Ad for Lord Northcliffe's book "newspapers and their millionaires" June 12th 1922

Weird lighting The hair and makeup are green and I look banging I'd marry me, if that shit were legal

Got invited to a birthday next weekend I'm leaving on Monday Got told to come back next weekend for the birthday...

Woman: are you the nurse? Me: what? Woman: my friend, the nurse Me: you don't know your friends name? Woman: her name is The Nurse Me: I'm not the nurse London....

Him: you could be bi... Me: I'm so gay for women I got it fucking tattooed on me Sidenote: I have my agreement with my manager to wear long sleeves or watches because it's "offensive"

Really hoping I get some of that ten years younger hrt, I could do with looking like im in my twenties again

I'm not a fan of how much more Scottish I sound when I'm in England Infinitely rolling my rrrrs

Yeah it's 5 33 am and I'm ranting about social media. I'm also on a train heading to the airport and I haven't slept in about 22 hours You're only 40+ for like 9 years.... No, wait, that means you're gonna die before you're 50 50 is the new middle age

I've decided this is the future of social media. Or at least my social media Gov: you need to show your ID to use social media Me, on my own social media: *looks at my ID* yup, that's me. Whatever happened to that top?

For the past few days I've been deep in a coding nightmare (I'm not even a coder dammit I just get these ideas and do things) It's... Not working But I'm not giving up on my idea. I'm going to make this happen I'm going to host my own damn mastodon instance on my own server (my pc)

This is a very nice review of a book you should all add to your TBRs because its very, very good

Age verification? We had a Betamax.

Age verification? In my day we called that ASL

Must have been weird to be alive during the 30 years War. "Dmit, it's only year 18. We've still got another 12 years of this crap to go. Petition to rename it 20 yrs war!"

I really thought that would hurt more Or... Feel more different immediately 😂

Woo opened my hrt First injection before bed then

I'm writing something set in London 100 yrs ago There's a London pub that used to be a gang hq and apparently parts haven't changed in 100 years The function has, though, it's now a stripclub I'm going to a strip club for book research on my holiday Wonder if i can claim tax back 😂

There's a group of guys sitting in the pub. They're just chatting about shit and eating food One is very clearly a metal head, long hair, band tee One looks about twelve One is Indian One is strangely good looking for the group Two more are forgettable I've never seen a more DND group in my life

"this millionaire wakes up at 4:30 am every day to start work and thinks most people are too lazy" Cool, but if he also goes to bed at 8:30 he's just doing what everyone does but at a different time You have to add bedtimes to these articles

I've been awake for 23 hours at this point and I'll be going out to work soon then a class after it That millionaire is lazy, he sleeps every night Also it's not laziness, I'm just not sleeping...

"this millionaire wakes up at 4:30 am every day to start work and thinks most people are too lazy" Cool, but if he also goes to bed at 8:30 he's just doing what everyone does but at a different time You have to add bedtimes to these articles

i support the dolls

I’m reading a book about anatomical wax figures of 3 women who were sex workers in 18th century London who…allegedly…come to life and murder men. I support girl hobbies

Starting hrt tomorrow hopefully, I'm back in bed tonight and need to go to sleep

That looks like it hurts, like my nipples hurt looking at that

It is very cold and I have a little jar of hrt I can't open I haven't even had a single injection yet and I can't open a jar, feeling very girly How the fuck do you open these?

I am very warm and comfy in my bed And I have not injected my meds yet Fuck