40000 words in 7 days I reckon I can do this draft in two weeks And it might just be one of the best things I've ever written, but I think that of every new thing I write so

15000k word count in a day and a half on a new new project I can get this done in a week right?

why I dislike AI the theft environmental damage The vibe of a medicre white man It lies to you, then gaslights you. It mansplains. It won't answer simple questions unless asked 6 times. It weaponises incompetence. It gives you double the work You can get this for free by being a woman online

In one of those rare moods where I think about ex gfs and wonder what they're up to and so far I have successfully never messaged an ex to ask So I'm proud of that very small achievement

There is an island halfway between Africa and south America It has a tiny village with a huge name, Edinburgh of the Seven Seas, with 250 residents. It has a garage, Internet cafe, school, two churches, museum, supermarket, crawfish factory, and 2 bars. One of them, Ibo's Place 2, is open 24 hours

Visiting my kid Me: been up to anything recently Her: nah, boring Her gf: just work and study, very boring Me: weren't you on holiday last week Kid: yeah our friend nearly died and I almost burnt the caravan down Her gf: and I went on a rollercoaster Gen z has redefined boring?

www.reddit.com/r/BoycottUni... I've thought this would be the case for a while now

Why was Edison so good at inventing things? No one is sure. He's just a Mr. E.

Also don't think I've ever seen a more perfect adaptation of anything They're like "we know this is stupid, but let's have fun"

Heman is surprisingly dirty and kinky But not in a way kids will get so take them to see it

I want the new vue advert to be a movie

Advert for cardiovascular diseases that features the survivors? You know it? Real survivors in this advert to raise money for more research. Cool idea Why are they all sitting on park beeches? You survived but now all you get to do is state vaguely into space Is it meant to be deep? Don't get it

Had a... Depressive episode? Recently Just lay on my floor, ate, went to the toilet, and wrote for... Idk, 2-4 weeks? Let's say 3 weeks I have 160k words written and they're really, really good Also feeling better and writing less I'm conflicted. Depression bad. Writing good. ???

I'm glad I don't have the "I want to die depression" The "dying would be so much effort" depression is definitely the best depression Staying alive from lack of executive function, winning through neurodiversity I'm shit posting about serious things but I don't need help. Dying's to much effort

It's weird how little marketing things get stuck in your subconscious Like I'm out here buying cleaning products that have limescale remover built in I don't have a clue what limescale is. What does it look like? Is it bad? Do I need cleaners with it? No idea. But I'll keep buying them anyway

A couple of my friends have been getting into armour lately I think they're settling into their middle ages

It's only nepotism when other people do it When I do it, it's care

It's weird that dogs are bread born live die and are toast Like did we name that when we were hungry? . . . . . . . . . It's a pun, not a misspell

Ten year old or something just walked past me saying to her friend: The price of... Living, does not make sense in our days

Writing so hard im forgetting to breathe Making myself take a break today

Mistbind's Noobkitty on Royal Road is a fun slice of life litrpg about a cat beastkin lesbian baker And comes with the single best description of LGBT I've ever read, it's so nuanced and yet so simple and easy to understand Also go read it if you want a nice chill story, it's relaxing, cute & gay

I just wrote a sentence with nine commas in it. That's me, I can retire and never write again

American: go ask Craig Me *asks Greg*

I pee sugar Not a joke, no punchline, apparently my urine sugar content is so high it's almost entirely sugar So now I'm on a special water + protein/vegetable diet for the next three months. Not even allowed carbs and definitely no sugar

Today I decided to sort out my bookcase and get some books for the charity shop But I accidentally spent the whole day reading It was an accident, I swear

Going into pay my rent today like: hi excuse me in really sorry can you tell me how high my arrears are please Women: You're £3.45 in credit Me: WTF!!! Apparently I paid my rent AND THEN I FORGOT I PAID IT AND THEN I PANICKED I HADN'T PAID SINCE XMAS which is the last time I remember paying it

I tried to order @elizmanderson.com's books from my local library today They said they will try but sometimes they can't get American books So I might need to buy them I'll find out in like a week

I did housework pretty much all day today and I've done less than 25% of the work that needed to be done I haven't even finished a single room It's gonna take a week to get through everything Like I was thinking about take a holiday just to do all the jobs that were piling up

Update: Last Fish is back in his tank

"A six-year-old trans girl tried to cut off her penis with plastic scissors after being told she couldn’t join Rainbows, the youngest Girlguiding group." This is what Britain's shameful cruelty, and Girlguiding's complicity, means.

Womanfesting myself a wife for 2026 cos manifesting's too male codied

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...

Bit of a good news, bad news situation unfortunately Good news, I set up the fish tank Bad news, I accidentally used slightly warm water so Last Fish now lives in a bucket, poor little homeless possibly cannibal guy

I started doing like heavy housework today, moving furniture and stuff, and now I'm sitting here too exhausted to keep going but also my fish is the sink so I need to keep going Ah, I didn't have anything on the next three days anyway, I can use them to recover

It's trans pride today in Edinburgh I slept in and I'm running late with zero effort and I still like how I look

Got on an empty train then a guy came on and sat right next to me so I got up and moved three seats down That's so weird, there were seats everywhere

UK authors - I urge you to read this article about a school in Manchester who removed hundreds of our books from their library they deemed ‘inappropriate’ and share. This is appalling censorship - and it’s coming from the school’s head and SLT themselves. @indexoncensorship.org

Can't believe I got to this age without ever realising that Antarctica comes from ante arctic as in the opposite of the arctic Probably because I always think it's Antartica

That's me unemployed 😭 But my "3 month temporary contract" lasted about a year so that was really cool

I think it's great that the kids there have worked out that they can get her to say literally anything in the national media, and they get to be moved to a proper school into the bargain.

A communist, two Nazis, a baroness, a writer, and a lesbian walk into a bar It's a Mitford family reunion

Was reading about the Mitford sisters One married the leader of the UK fascists One was obsessed with Hitler and might have had his secret baby One was a communist One became a baroness and social democrat One moved to France and was a writer One was a lesbian

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

Don't shop at the Kill People fundraiser. Don't advertise the Kill People fundraiser. Don't hype up the Kill People fundraiser. DON'T SHOP AT THE KILL PEOPLE FUNDRAISER. YOU ARE A BAD PERSON IF YOU DO.

I was meant to be working from office last week but I was sick and didn't go So to meet my 6 day per month office quota I must work from office this week I agreed to do OT this week because I wasn't working from office Now I'm doing OT every day and working from office I'm gonna die

Was walking through London last week with another trans woman and a homeless man came over and said "can you spare any money, ladies" I gave him £10 She just kinda stared at me I said "I know I got played but he got the gender right, he's getting the money"

Trans woman follows me on tiktok I follow trans woman on tiktok Trans woman messages me on tiktok Do you want to see a trans woman naked!? I reply please stop trying to sell me mirrors, I have one in every room already

Getting quoted £4000 for laser hair removal "I can't pay that" "You can pay 2000 on the first appointment and pay 2000 six weeks later" I can't save 2000 in 6 weeks

This is literally the worst thing he could have said Trans people will hate him now because he didn't quit Terfs will hate him now because he thought about and said men things about Queen Jo He's just making everyone hate him now What was his goal here?

"glasses wouldn't stop anyone recognising Clark Kent"