Why is this evil fuck on my TV? Go to hell, Fox Sports!

Not much that a Detroit style and a pint of Two Hearted won’t fix

It’s ok. You never had a chance. We have more money, better players, and more reverence from the national media. Your place is beneath our foot and it’s better for your mental health if you don’t get your hopes up too much. The game is rigged. It’s a big club and you’re not in it

HE DID THE POSE WHAT A LEGEND

Also, those pinstripe unis are 😍😍😍

Directly into my veins

I hate these whiny bitches so much

Hide those Cedar Village couches. Buckle up, folks.

Murder Sparty pls

We're all Canadian for the next week. Fuck us up, Toronto.

O Canada

What a delightful evening.

Lol

Holy fuck that game was beyond over. Goddamn.

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's some first rate bullshit right there

Sure.

Omfgomfgomfg

We've lived through OT playoff hockey, guys. We can do this.

Just think, there are people who right now are not watching this game and wanting to die. I wonder what that's like.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

It's fun when the Tigers remember how to hit the baseball

Fuck Ohio

If they strand bases loaded, I swear to God....

I resent how well I know my way around my cancer center.

Tarik Skubal is a bad, bad man

You're on your own kid. You always have been.

Fucking A. This team, man.

Nice to see the 1997 National Champions win today

Bryce is like - these fools can't catch a damn thing so I got this

As I was saying, everything is going great.

Not having very much fun today. Sometimes I envy the non sports fan.

none of this would be happening if I had the Soshi/Suntac RTS III with built-in datapack

What an infuriating, beautiful, terrible, delightful day. The best sport by a million miles. Till next week, pals.

Just waiting for a roughing the passer there

Let us never speak of that drive again

What the fuck is happening

Holy hell, you guys. We're back.

A Dan Campbell level 4th down attempt for FSU. We're back, baby!

Go blue! LFG!!!!

I'm married with two kids, and this was a top five day of my entire life.

An unexpectedly DELIGHTFUL thread, I promise.

What a goddamn hero. Respect.

LOL, NCAA

Hot damn, maybe resistance does work.

Tork bomb doink!

Luda!

THIS

Evil fucks.

Pay attention. Watch this space. Property seizures will be next. To say this is Nazi Germany is NOT hyperbole.