“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.” - H.P. Lovecraft

We went to a little local anime convention today, So U Anime! It was adorable! I am awful and took almost no photos, but Joe was kind enough to let me kick his ass at Street Fighter and pick up some cute stuff from the vendors.

Mild spook.

My boyfriend bought me a pink Xbox controller so we can play games together and then we ACTUALLY PLAYED A GAME TOGETHER AND NO ONE GOT MAD. If I'm dreaming, don't you dare pinch me.

I'm constantly startling people because I'm too quiet, totally unintentionally. I either need to become a spy or start wearing a bell or something.

I've gained almost 10 pounds in the past 4 months or so (largely due to my doting boyfriend) and I'm feeling like it's working out really well for me.

Look what I found today

Sugar is a supermodel.

There was an errant piece of chicken in my tofu pad thai and I ate it unknowingly and now my body is very, very cross with me.

Spooky nails for spooky month! 💅🏼

It is 11:00 p.m. My boyfriend just served me this plate. This is why I have gained a solid 8 pounds since meeting this man.

I showed my mom my new passport photo and she told me how relieved she was that I don't look like Miley Cyrus for once.

#vaxxed af

Putting off getting ready for bed by taking gratuitous selfies.

I made a lasagna.

A little avocado toast for dinner tonight.

My salad mix froze. :(

This is probably the last monsoon of the season and I am enjoying the hell out of it.

Day 3

Comfort food time.

When you want to dress a little spooky because it's autumn, but it's still over 90°F out.

My therapist is late. Is this exposure therapy for my abandonment issues?

I'm wearing fishnets two days in a row and no one can stop me.

I just took a nap on the floor.

I'm about to bring back the shower thoughts and unimportant life updates.

If only you ate lentil soup, you wouldn't have to praise a tyrant.

Nap.

Lemme go on, like an Agatha in the sun

My sanity. 💗

🎄🎁❄️

Don't get a sleep disorder.

I love that my 95 year old Mormon grandma has fully stopped asking me when I'm going to have children and now regularly asks for pictures of Agatha.

Agatha Puma Cuddlecat, Princess of Blankets, has found a new blanket to nap on.

Perks of falling asleep at 9:30, fully clothed w/ full makeup on top of the bed: • do less laundry (no pajamas, clean sheets!) • save time (no need to make bed!) • save money (less skincare & toothpaste!) • lose weight (shivering burns calories!) • wake up earlier (enjoy nature's pre-dawn beauty!)

What’s a good gift for a newborn? How about myrrh? Do babies still like myrrh?

Ferocious Beast/Demure Baby

I'm in a waiting room about get a massage I paid for with a gift certificate and I forgot to get tipping cash. I have $3 on me. Will I be arrested? 💀💀💀

I have been medically advised to never lift heavy things again if I don't want back surgery, which is very frustrating and saddening, so I'm aggressively throwing myself into yoga again.

Wishin' & Hopin' & Thinkin' & Prayin'

The belly. 😤

Made a little feast. Every single thing turned out exactly like I wanted and I'm already dreaming about the leftovers. 🤤

I hate being alone because it is impossible for me to tell if I'm a ghost or not.

Sleep schedule is fucked, but I'm up pre-dawn making stacks.

Me about to crack because of oven drama and Thanksgiving hasn't even started.

We're making snowflakes.

Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order post 10 things you like: • cats • eggs • lychee • expensive lingerie • cooking & baking • shopping • organizing things • coffee • money • the color grey

Agatha seamlessly blends into her surroundings as she waits for just the right moment to pounce and subdue her eggy prey.