I've done it! happy 400 on @flushes.app!

@flushes.app now shows the correct total amount of flushes a flusher has made! this bug fix is a great improvement to the quality of the client to this decentralized flushing tracking service.

Contrary to mainstream media reporting, we can independently verify that flushes.app is not a bubble, and it is very much not dying! It is also not run by a billionaire fascist. We may process poop, but we don’t put up with any bullshit.

Join us in celebrating this momentous occasion of surpassing 1,000 total flushes on the network! 🚽 Thank you to all flushers for contributing to this important milestone, especially to our top 3 who have gone above and beyond for the cause: 1. @xan.lol 2. @kioken.bsky.social 3. @gune.ninja

let's speed up the enSHITiffication! more shits!!

there’s an app for that

Lavatory infrastructure updates have enabled increased session duration, resulting in a significant decrease in required authentication checks by our proprietary biometric authentication service. Flush here: flushes.app

AssView > AppView

STAKEHOLDER UPDATE Subject: Inter-Simulatory Tariff Mitigation Strategy Attn: Flushers Community Please read at your earliest convenience.

ATTENTION STAKEHOLDERS: Due to unexpected market forces and resource optimization imperatives, effective Q2, Flushes™ is implementing a right-sizing initiative of character parameters from 60 to 59 to enhance our value proposition while maintaining operational excellence in our ecosystem.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Flushes proudly congratulates @goose.art on achieving Mile High Flush status. Their successful engagement with our decentralized bathroom solutions at cruising altitude demonstrates our corporate commitment to accessible bathroom technology regardless of vertical elevation.

Mar 20, 2025 FLUSHER RECOGNITION: Congratulations to @xan.lol, our new #1 contributor with 30 flushes! This exceptional throughput exemplifies optimal engagement with our decentralized lavatory technology. Stay tuned for upcoming performance recognition initiatives to reward continued excellence.

interviewer: “can you explain this gap in your resume” me: “i was decentralizing a toilet”

Dear Valued Flushers, Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB. Thank you for your attention!

Dear Valued Flushers, Please read the attached letter from our new CFO before EOB. Thank you for your attention!

sending thoughts & prayers™ to @owenmon.nekoweb.org

you’ll be hearing from our lawyers

You've heard of Big Pharma, Big Data, and Big Oil; but now we have Big Toilet.

our bathroom is an all gender bathroom btw, deal with it

PSA: THE FEDS ARE WATCHING YOU FLUSH 🚨

We just upgraded the bathroom & toilet! 🚽 Here's what's new... 💩 Emoji Usage on stats page 3️⃣ Third-party PDS support 🔎 Search + login autocomplete 🪪 DID support in URLs + search ⭐ Favorite Emojis on profile pages Next we'll try to fix the issue where your login session isn't stored. flushes.app

Happy weekend Flushers! We've got some exciting updates for you... The official Apple Shortcut is live! Use it to post flushes faster or hook it up to an NFC sticker in your bathroom for automatic flushing. 📲 Download here: flushes.app/shortcut We also have a fun new typeface/look! 🚽

Happy weekend Flushers! We've got some exciting updates for you... The official Apple Shortcut is live! Use it to post flushes faster or hook it up to an NFC sticker in your bathroom for automatic flushing. 📲 Download here: flushes.app/shortcut We also have a fun new typeface/look! 🚽

hello

to flush a toilet one must first invent a flushing protocol

the @flushes.app stats page got an update — you can now see how many flushers are in the community + track important business metrics™ like MAFs and DAFs (monthly & daily active flushers) flushes.app/stats

good morning flushers! exciting updates to share... after @mmasnick.bsky.social's interview with Jay at SXSW yesterday, we were inspired to change the name of the app to "Flushes" -- it's catchier & easier to remember! our new url is flushes.app 🌐 the lexicon NSID will remain im.flushing

y'all gotta get on @flushing.im it's the new wave of the future flushing.im

for all the new folks joining us, here’s the blog post that was the genesis of our burgeoning community of flushers 🚽

if @sxsw.com's event planner needs a hookup on some decentralized toilets for their events, hmu

😳 i hope @plumber.flushing.im is ready for the influx in flushes about to hit the toilet

we’re aware of the issue with the lock on the bathroom door… if you leave the bathroom but come back after a few hours, the door gets locked and you’re required to log in and out again, we will be installing a new lock soon to prevent this from happening 🔓

we had a few pipe leaks today, but @plumber.flushing.im seems to have fixed everything... and he installed a better light switch while he was here, so you can flush in the dark! 🌛 as a thanks to him, we added an "Emergency plumber flushes" counter to give proper credit give it a try: flushing.im

who up decentralizing they toilet

THE TOILET IS WORKIN AGAIN 🚽 after a *very* rough night that broke the live flush feed, we had to call in some help to get it fixed... please say thank you to your new resident technician: @plumber.flushing.im 🫡 okay folks, you can start flushing again!! go go go: flushing.im

hello flushers, today has been an exciting day... so much so that our pipes have burst :( you can continue using the website to save new flushes to your profile, but the live feed of recent flushes is out of order until tomorrow or monday! sorrry!! type flushing.im/profile/ and then your username

good news flushers, the toilet is no longer clogged AND it now supports 3rd party PDS hosts (it was supposed to from the beginning, but oopsie daisy) ALSO... there is a new "Plumbing Stats" page where u can see the overall activity on the @flushing.im network, more fun to come flushing.im/stats

oops, looks like the toilet got clogged! login is currently broken while we try to add support for third-party PDS hosts... our plungers are currently at work, pray for us 🪠🪠🪠

have you flushed today?