idea: catholic eating competition called The Full Jesus where you have to eat the amount of communion wafers equal in mass to Jesus as fast as you possibly can winner becomes pope one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year

prince invented the Homestuck typing quirk send tweet

i feel like there's an alternate universe where Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington start a band called Ween and Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo become comedians and make On Cinema At The Cinema. Anyways, I'm an Aaronhead for life.

had a dream where @afantano.bsky.social reviewed the new Cardiacs album but it was just him stripping butt ass naked, beating his chest and screaming “YEAH!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!” for like 12 minutes. He gave it a 10 at the end though, so, here’s hoping.

homestuck fantroll named Labubu Fucker

I haven’t even played hollow knight 1 yet bro

guy who can read minds but the process is incredibly unfathomably painful for anyone whose mind is read so literally all the guy can make out is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD PLEASE KILL ME AAAAAAAAA"

lost media mystery: deleted CGPGrey video called "Incest Is The Bestcest"

nepo babies are ok in music IF AND ONLY IF they waste their parents money on making the most maximalist overproduced music possible if your daddy’s a billionaire and you’re making basic garage rock on a 20 dollar budget you’re doing it wrong buy an orchestra make a rock opera do something weird

i call my dick wayne coyne cuz it's small and trapped in a giant plastic bubble

rented a fancy new camera check it out

i've been rewatching a lot of @jonbois.bsky.social after seeing his excellent FOOL TIME series, and it's making me think about how great a series on 90's WCW from him would be

started rvb last night, it started kinda slow but I’ve heard it picks up when the trolls come in.

just saw Elio. Elio Solis and Dib Membrane are proof that aliens are real but they only want to talk to autistic Hispanic children.

my girlfriend took my gun #SoSad

will.i.am is in.my.house and he's brandishing.a.firearm and i.need.help

postal dude, to the prince of the cosmos from katamari: "i had a really fucked up shitty dad too, y'know" prince: *nods solemnly*

guy at the alamo drafthouse orders the loudest fajitas you've ever heard in your life and ruins the most emotional scene in Big Hero 6 2: You Want To Fuck Baymax Sooooo Bad

ok genuinely what the fuck is on the side of this thing, why are there 2 barrel jacks right next to each other

alternate universe where Ringo Starr makes a 7 minute disco novelty single called "Do The Ringo" that somehow sells more copies than the entire Beatles catalog

avgn clone desperately trying to hide how horny he is: THIS GAME STINKS! I'D RATHER EAT OUT BUBSY'S LUSCIOUS PUSSY THAN PLAY MORE OF THIS GAME!!!

this is probably in my top 10 favorite youtube videos ever, entirely because Grimes is literally just a character from a Gregg Araki movie that accidentally fell ass-first into a interdimensional portal to our universe youtu.be/umoqd0VbRI4

back when i was a regular in the discord for a certain record label, we used to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe in what we would call "Hyperpop Mode", which was 200CC but the only items were blue shells and golden mushrooms. fucked up brainrot racing.

this has been taking up space in my mind for the last 2+ years www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY4H... "NO PANTS! NO FORKS!"

if a genie gave you the ability to retroactively release the fully finished version of any unfinished media (album, game, movie, etc.), what would it be and why? an obvious answer would be the fully realized Beach Boys Smile album, but the actual true best answer is Duelin' Firemen!

Cardiacs are back together but Ween are on hiatus again, which is just one of the many many ramifications of the nerd-rock blood contract that the Mael brothers from Sparks signed in 1973 to make themselves immortal.

genuine question: how long did it take for people to start colloquially referring to the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon as "9/11"? because they obviously didn't start that shit on 9/12

i think it's really funny that Arcade Fire follows the JonTron Model of their work becoming instantly bad after they did something horrible, but in a way that's somehow completely uncorrelated from what horrible thing they did.

Magdalena Bay do just kinda look like if Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie Nicks didn’t hate eachother and discovered how to travel through space and time.

hate how whenever I go to a concert expecting a Queer Haven it’s just a bunch of Fantano bros

you know how Nickelodeon Guts was just the kids’ version of American Gladiators? why didn’t they have Kid Gladiators? imagine being a kid and getting picked to go on Nick Guts, only to go on and get shot with tennis balls by Nuke, a 12 year old who’s been bulk-fed anabolic steroids since birth

this is weird al doing a boredoms style parody and nothing can change my mind youtu.be/CTmkTRBwnSA

the news of discord's CEO swap, stock market preparations, and predictions of incoming enshittification have made me wonder about the prospects of alternatives, but then i remember that some ppl are kinda stupid and expect any alternative to immediately have all of the features that discord has

2 queer people with white dress shirts and red ties showed up on my bus and now im playing the funniest game “are they dressed up for a school thing or are they autistic about tally hall?”

there is so much neurodivergent energy laced within this picture that Autism Speaks tried to kill it in the womb

avey tare and panda bear are just dean and gene ween if they were gay(er)

imagine if john linnell and john flansburgh started a let's play channel where they exclusively played old point 'n click adventure games and politely bickered with eachother about the solutions to puzzles like an old married couple #tmbg

I feel like everyone around my age should be allowed to constantly quote/think about at least 1 Game Grumps moment recently I’ve been thinking about the one where Dan tries to gaslight Arin into thinking he loves Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

if he were still alive today do you think trevor moore would love the fact that posting an image of his face is synonymous with saying you want to kill the president

shoutout to the fat Mexican guy who was completely butt ass naked yelling at me from his second story apartment balcony while I walked to my bus stop

you ever think abt how "i like your shoelaces! thanks, i stole them from the president" is an infinitely better secret codephrase than "when does the narwhal bacon? at midnight!" not only is the shoelaces bit an actually funny joke and not just a cavalcade of "lol xd randomsauce" nonsense

worst type of guy: guy who comments “the line between satire and reality gets thinner every day” on every onion article

here’s a picture of the time i found the Ellen board game lodged in the wall of my basement

the best way to take pictures of animals is to get their snouts right up next to the camera. bonus points if you use a fisheye lens or something.

she’s greepin on my shit so hard I make a new sound

accurate depiction of gene and dean ween in high school gener: “so I’ve been listening to Prince and Devo and Laurie Anderson and Sparks and-“ deaner: “bro that’s faggy as hell *bill and ted air guitar*”

using my iPhone 16 pro to take spatial video of my cock and nuts to airdrop directly to the rich guy with an Apple Vision Pro who may or may not be Rocco Botte

art angels by grimes is my personal “but he made graduation”. grimes is possibly the most Extremely Online Annoying Manic Autistic Technofascist Freakazoid Woman ever but like, goddamnit she made insane pop music. i love that most recent mag bay record but nothing can replace Art Angels.