❌Earning $120 ✅Getting $120 refunded to you for a service that you were signed up for without your knowledge, but never used once.

I finally PRed by incline benching two 70lbs dumbbells for reps yesterday, but I'm greeted with a sore neck today lmfao

Looking through randoms on FFXIV recruiter is honestly proof that my ass could not swear fealty to protect a company by working in HR.

Chocolate chip cookie battle at my house this weekend I guessssssssssssssssssss

We hitting the chest PR today

Any Ping Pong the Animation enjoyers??

GPU prices makes me feel like I should get a new GPU now... but all of the higher end GPUs being fucking QUAD SLOT is pissing me off so bad.

I'm getting served a lot of Umamusume cosplayers at Broncos games and I guess if the Rams get killed I'll cheer for the Broncos?

Un-used Christmas Drink Asset

Me awake at 4:30AM: I need to put more time into to self-actualization in 2026.

Do NOT watch Polar Express before going to bed on Christmas Eve.

Ninja Slushie is on sale, but I barely use my Ninja Creami (especially more so now that I quit artificial sweeteners)…

Can we buy balatro Mom: We have Balatro at home Balatro at home:

insane fyp pull

I finally got my first Strategy Board shared from a random person in Frontlines...

My brain is pretty cooked on my Two Jobs, how did Steve Jobs do this?????

Have to skip my ab workout today because the batting cages made my left side sore. 🥀

my stupid son is obsessed with gingerbread houses

You can lowkey allowed to be the most annoying dude in the restaurant if you bring your pet parrot with you.

Guy who relates to Vegeta because he trains a lot but he's still not that strong.

Kamen Rider Zeztz voice: Hit The Fiber Goal

Realizing I have to take apart more or less my entire build to change my AIO

Having a red bull as pre-workout to not wake anyone up with the espresso machine, but missing the taste of coffee, so I'm also having some instant decaf.

Now is the winter of our Fat James content

Me when my team leader says "I love when we have remote work from people all over the world, it means we have the best people in the world working for us"

Fat James Winter ends if I can’t fit into my skinny jeans

I've eaten like 20 Hawaiian rolls since posting this

"The bigger shoes I need to fill, the more feet I need to see" -Sports radio today for some reason

Sorry I've been away, I've been getting the bag (and fat).

My AIO is making a rattling noise and I will probably not get anything done today.

I'm going to try and increase my weight by about 10% or so over the next three months and see if I'm still handsome.

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️ I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

Fat James Winter

Being forced to use the company GPT to translate instead of Google Translate 😵‍💫

Does anyone have like some decent resources for learning Korean? (after mastering Hangul?)

There's this small party of suburban mom/grandmas that always have a sign demonstration protest on one of the bridges above the 5 freeway near Burbank and it fills my heart with warmth, even if they slow down traffic a bit.

Overheard at work: "Did you guys ever watch Homestar Runner when you were younger?"

Osgood Perkins if Nicholas Cage wasn’t in Longlegs.

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Back to back 12-16 hour work days has my Japan trip feeling like a fever dream.

I am now Pro-AI because a certain airline being forced to refund me the full amount for a non-refundable ticket because their AI bot told me they would is pretty awesome.

Ossan next to me at the Yakitori Bar is hitting the post-drink “Ahhhhhh” so good, it’s making me re-think my entire vibe.

“What are your plans tonight?” Me:

Telling myself that not buying the $1000 jacket was the right move 😵‍💫

Holy shit, for a 6 hour wait this ride better literally Donkey Mine Kart.

Baseball is so back baby

My Beats by Dre have beat off for the last time 🥲

Hit my weight goal and I think I'm experiencing Twink birth....

It will never fade away. Slashback Vol.4 takes place April 11th & 12th, 2026 at Guildhouse in San Jose, CA. Spread the word and look out for Early Bird reg in December. #Slashback2026