I’m going to be boiled alive by the menswear guy, but my State and Liberty shirt is comfy and I might buy more for work.

Improving my sprint so I can move Ami's car at the very last second every week.

I've had like TMJ or tension headaches since I got vaccinated on Thursday. I probably need to be scanned and faxed to another location.

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

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Gotta stay offline until I finish Silent Hill f. Game is absolute gas and I'd recommend if you're even remotely interested in horror games.

Putting on Balatro Theme (10 Hours) to trick myself into thinking I'm playing a rogue-like website builder.

Ran out of my multivitamin so I'm turning into the liver prince for the foreseeable future.

Day 4 of the diet/cut has turned the random Kraft single in the refrigerator into a Cognito hazard.

5 seconds of FTL and I'm hooked again lmfao.

I did this baking studio activity with a friend and we made this matcha cheesecake capybara cake!

No one home so I’m currently doing a solo humiliation ritual where I film my workout and check my form.

Realizing I can force Ami to cosplay Ibuki because she’s relevant again.

Declaring Chrome bankruptcy by closing all my Chrome tabs without re-opening them.

Re-installing FTL to see what achievements I've unlocked and seeing I'm only 18/51...???

Siblings

Honestly, it all makes sense when you realize that they were just reciting Bucky's favorite memes to turn him into the winter soldier.

I'm totally fine if DR2x2 goes totally DRV3 mode.

Open up my eager eyesssssssssss, 'Cause I'm Mr. Look Outside twitch.tv/xiei

If any oomfs needs a 2KXO code, lmk!

What’s more American: A) knowing you are supposed to sleep with an extra bedsheet between the comforter and yourself B) liking American Football

Trying not to have my birthday like another set of New Year's resolutions, but I really need to treat myself and buy some new shirts that fit my big naturals.

hap burt to one of my favorite peakers to play with

Now that I'm 38, nobody can stop me from being 38.

Being into Nothernlion around your birthday results in a smattering of funny birthday gifts.

Not the lakers lebron labubu

🚨🚨Potential job opportunity: looking for someone with experience in social media around gaming and entertainment. If this is you, DM for more details. If this isn't you, but you know someone who it is, send them my way.

It came to me in a vision

Googles if I need to download Burnout Revenge for the PS2 for October 5th.

Now all we need to do is convince the payment processors that Hollow Knight is adult content so we can get them to finally pay atten-

Edgy ass Apple Watch strap replacement

Smooching my cat instead of learning angles and expressions

Do you think Ch**tan does their own social media?

Need a new roguelike to be normal about

Thinking about starting Hollow Knight...

Placebo maxxing with creatine, multi-vitamins, and fish oil today. (I feel great)

Sam this is Soft Catman. I need you to stroke and brush my silky fur. You can interact with my healthy coat and keep its shine by feeding me a well-balanced and nutritious diet

Flavored creatine that doesn’t taste like ass is a game changer because even if it’s not doing shit, I get a yummy treat.

Fucked up my Leave No Trace run because I put down a portable stove when I didn't need to #PEAK

My hades izanami cosplay came in and….. this goes a little too crazy with side boob. Also I wanna remake parts of it because ez cosplay is shit but it’s ok I already knew that

@initiale-mil.bsky.social boy dinner?

My weak ass is finally repping 65s on incline bench 🥲

Equipped 6 balloons and died instantly #PEAK

Dinner last night had the vibe of the kids doing homework in the corner and you know what that means

>Types "GRAVY" >It's probably "GRAFT" >I'll enter "LIFTS" to make sure >Okay there's a T and an F, it's definitely "GRAFT" >Types "GRAVY" again

Injecting billions of nutrients into my mouth