Happy Pride Month gays. Honor our culture and get yourself an iced coffee today 🏳️‍🌈

Friyay

If you see me on Sunday, June 28th, please look away.

New York finally had above 60 degree weather yesterday and today, so you know…

Hubby and me pre Gaga party

I survived the great gay war 🫡

Lost my phone for a few days… it’s been returned… you may receive a flurry of likes as I catch up on the last few days (promise I’m not stalking 😅)

Not nearly enough fcf on my Friday skyline

📖 Next up:

Like if you’re a Bottom 🍑 Repost if you’re a Top 🔝 Trying to see somethin’.

I forgot how fun Friday’s are on here

Not my house, but I know my way around.

I blame the book I’m reading lol

Feeling a bit feral ngl

Every social network (including this one) needs a version of close friends/tw*tter circles.

Okay, glad to be back on here, but also, how are pics/media still not a thing in messages?

Been awhile since I’ve been on here, so here’s a hotel mirror selfie as penance

So… should I get back on here?

Come find me at Wrecked 😘

I’m convinced the ultimate going-out/clubbing hack is going to a sushi place for dinner, first: -miso soup hydrates you and has electrolytes -sodium in the soy sauce makes you drink more water -raw fish is light and wont bloat you—you’ll be feeling your pre-meal skinny a half hour later.

She’s ready for summer and pride, and pride and summer

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

Idk why but pride month always seems to make me more ***** 🤔

Hi, it’s me, I’m not dead… just been traveling. But I’m back! 😘

A lot of gay relationships are one chaotic blond and a dark hair boy who’s just happy to be there. Exhibit A:

911 id like to report a h*te crime

The Chicago gays are gonna be INSUFFERABLE now.

Oh mom 😅

It’s 80 degrees in New York so the legs must come out. I don’t make the rules 😋

Sunday nightcap?

Harder Ball… what a night 🙂‍↕️

Fixed it 💅

This song will be my entire personality for at minimum the next 72hrs, sorry not sorry

Post gym, dirty mirror, unmade bed selfie. Really leaning into the “top” of vers-top 😜

How I arrived on Bluesky (and how I’m lowkey returning… sorry been a busy couple of weeks y’all)

This prophecy came true—and I didn’t even get the Gaga tix 😭

Did Facebook just call me a F-slur?

“She found her E-T-B card, and on a Taco Tuesday she NEVER left the card because she love to celebrate Taco Tuesday. She like the, the soft-shell, with carne asada—that's her favorite—with guacamole; and guacamole is expensive, so she's not gonna leave without her card. That was weird for me”

If you see this post, post a beach photo from your phone. Take me back to Rio 😭

Me putting hubby’s clothes away for thousandth time because he always leaves them in the dryer

Increasingly scared that everyone is going to see Kylie Minogue tonight w/o me

I mean, coulda been worse 😋

Introverted girlies on work trips love to say “I just can’t wait to sleep in my own bed again”

Obligatory hotel mirror selfie. Happy Tuesday bloomfs

So NYC is on time out for the way we all acted yesterday

Come find me at HMD tonight 🐴

Omg, happy Friday y’all. We needed this 🙂‍↕️

Felt cute, might delete later 🙂‍↔️