staged assassination attempts and all other forms of distraction from the Epstein files will continue until morale improves

Kash Patel finding out his girlfriend was holding hands with some other guy in the bathroom

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

Anyone else tired of dumbing themselves down for willfully stupid and ignorant people who repeatedly vote against their own interests or is it just me?

Reports of Kash’s girlfriend hiding in a room with another man holding her hand is so fucking funny

Karoline Leavitt: "There will be some shots fired."

SHOTS FIRED?

These gullible suckers will never learn.

OH YOU’RE SORRY NOW? 😆

New photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show service members receiving minimal food portions as reports grow that some troops have lost significant weight and aren’t receiving care packages—while the Pentagon denies any shortages. (Newsweek)

Wokeness defeated 🏆

Wait, I thought we brought in trillions of dollars of tariffs and were going to erase the deficit with it? He lied again? GASP!

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding

Much better.

only me istg 😆

I really can’t believe that happened lol truly only me. That was also a bit of a Scorpio test and I’m way too healed for that shit lmao BUT OLD ME WOULDA HAD SOME FUN BOIIIII

This is what “ keep men out of women’s sports” should mean. Disgusting.

I didn’t even peep the list I hit reject so damn fast 😭

Where are the planets right now because what the fuck

GO PICK IT UP LAZY ASS 😭😭😭 I’M FLABBERGASTED

OMG SO I’M DOING SOME DRIVING AND THEY JUST TRIED TO SEND ME TO PICK UP GROCERIES FOR MY EX AND HER MAN OMG WHAT ARE THE ODDS. WHY WOULD THE UNIVERSE TRY DO THAT TO ME? I was like wait I know that address 😂 MAYBE CUZ I BUILT THE HOUSE, BITCH OH MY GODDDDDD 😂

Just a reminder that the Epstein Files were supposed to be released 124 days ago.

Posted this morning by the President of the United States.

actually

shut up

“Women are submissive by nature” Why do I see men submitting their minds and souls to patriarchy, then?

The most accurate indicator that something bad is about to happen.

Every single Republican voted against it.

Beat ya at your own game, gramps

my future wife.. I mean, President!

what a bunch of fucking idiot men

I’ve never seen an episode of house hunters where the man says he’d be fine with a “bit of a fixer upper” and the woman was on board with it 😂 they’re always like “I’M THE OPPOSITE, I’D LIKE IT TO BE TURN KEY READY”

These apps shouldn’t exist AT ALL but good on you, Pritzker

Coolest part of this video for me is all the extras are fans for the most part. He’s been having these little pop ups throughout the first leg of the tour telling fans locations to meet via insta-story 😎 very cool

my man’s new song out today with Fred Durst is one for the millennials 🤘🏼 go show it some love youtu.be/avWpznd8UHE?...

Tucker apologizes 😂 PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK ALL THE WAY UP youtu.be/53Gag0MnDf0?...

TODAY: Virginia voters decide a referendum that would allow the redrawing of Congressional lines It could swing four U.S. House seats in Virginia from red-to-blue next year

Virginia! I love you! Please get out and VOTE YES TODAY ✊🏼💙🗳️

The most morally corrupt DOJ in US history.

Peace Talks Day is off to a great start.

I’m reading this lawsuit Kash filed against The Atlantic. I’m struggling to find where they were wrong.

i needed the last few days to wrap my mind around being let go from my job out of nowhere after 7 years but i'm good and if there's anything i know for sure, the universe has my back. wishing everyone on the timeline an awesome week ahead, no matter the fuckery that ensues

The U.S. military struck another boat in the Caribbean, killing three people.

I know the world is on fire and everything but people not understanding this full circle moment is so annoying lol 🥹

this wrinkles the clown documentary is bananas coz what do you mean parents are hiring a dude to scare their children coz they need discipline ??? what??? tf???

New Jersey! This is your guy! Dr. Adam Hamawy! secure.actblue.com/donate/hasan...