If you watch one video today, let it be this one.

Suck a dick, dumb shits!

So I finally decided to watch "Vikings". First season down, early second season. All I have to say so far is "Ragnar, you colossal fucking idiot."

MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORYYYYYYYYYYY! 🔥 TNT Champion Tommaso Ciampa’s new theme “My Shadow Knows” by Mikey Rukus ft. Just Joe is OUT NOW on all major streaming platforms! 🔊

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

If you're looking for more angry protest music for the current state of the rapidly enshitifying world, check out Grandson: youtu.be/sVa22GU15D0?...

Is it just me, or do these "might makes right" clowns like Miller look like all the might in question belongs to other people? Like, for real. Put them in an actual physical fight and see how they fare. Go on. I'll wait. Hell I'd even PAY to see it.

Ok. Tentatively easing my way back from my social media detox. Starting with Bluesky as it was always the least toxic (TO THE CORE!) of the bunch. Besides outrage over ICE's apparently clearance to murder innocent US civilians, what have I missed?

I know I don't have a particularly large following, but for those of you who care enough to check in, I'll be taking a break from socials for a bit. Stay rad, look after yourself and your mates. I'll see you when U see you ✌️

Happy Epstein Files eve everybody 😁

No idea what was going on with AEW production tonight. The English stream on Triller was giving me the ES commentary (yes I made sure I was in the right one) and the ESPN feed didn't have any of the graphical overlays. Come on guys, sort your stuff out. This shouldn't be happening at this level.

Awful lot of people out here kicking off about Cena's last match. That tells me everything I need to know about your appreciation (or lack thereof) for the history of wrestling and your media literacy. #wwe #johncena #cenaslastmatch #snme

SO HAPPY to see Babes of Wrath take the belts! Was that the first time two Aussie women have fought each other in a match for a title in major wrestling promotion since Rhea v Toni in NXT UK? #aew #winteriscoming #harleycameron #tonistorm

Rowing Machines are the devil. It's like "Hey do you want to do 1000 leg presses and seated cable rows all in one go while your heartrate spikes like a MF? I gotchu fam"

Oh no... Joe is gonna murder Eddie... 😢 #aew #aewcollision

Could... Could we be seeing the earliest inklings of a Darby Allin heel turn? #aew #aewdynamite

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Kyle Fletcher takes bumps just as crazy as Darby Allin or Mark Briscoe, and but I don't see people talking about it nearly as much as they should. Dude deserves his flowers for the level of work he has put in across his career and particularly the last couple of years. #aew #aewfullgear

Oh maaaan Ricochet is about to be even MORE of an insufferable twat. I love it. #aew #aewfullgear

AEW Full Gear time baby!!!! #aew #aewfullgear #fullgear #wrestling Although can we please make a point of not doing this whole "spilling over from the preshow" every time now? Yes it did well, but doing it every time will ruin the fun.

They used to make real soundtracks for movies

I couldn't pick just one. What a blessed year 2004 was!

“The President sent his lawyer to negotiate a settlement with a convicted sex trafficker to provide cushy accommodation in exchange for her silence on his participation in said sex trafficking” is a cold description of the facts of an insane story that the media doesn’t find worthy of scrutiny

Well fuck me they went and did it! Now do the same for Sheamus kthnxbai!

Absolutely disgusting. Although what can we expect? Half of them are likely members.

WWE is expected to generate $4.7 billion in revenue in FY 2025. But now-released WWE wrestler Ridge Holland needs a GoFundMe? Absolutely disgusting. Even worse: Chelsea Green posted this on X, then had to delete. The top two donations (after her) are from AEW's Nick Jackson & Kyle Fletcher too.

you guys have GOT to watch the whole thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOQT...

...is Marina Shafir John Moxley's keyholder? #aew #iykyk

So we all agree the #AEW Women's Tag Tournament is gonna come down to Monet and Athena vs Toni and Mina, yeah?

I love that they subverted everyone's fire expectations by doing a spot with water instead. #aew #wrestledream #iquit

There is now SHARDS OF GLASS IN THE FUCKING RING. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

OH GOD UNDER THE FINGER NAILS?!? That is a literal form of torture. #AEW #IQUITMATCH #WRESTLEDREAM

I saw someone say Mox and Darby is like Batman and Joker. I agree, but I would add that they both seem to think they are Batman in the situation. In either case, I hope we're all ready to see something gross and wince inducing. #AEW #WRESTLEDREAM

If you aren't listening to @mudratmp3.bsky.social, then change that immediately

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Went to the Doctor today to discuss my weight. First time stepping on scales in over 2.5 years. Came in at 133kg. While I am well aware my weight doesn't define my value as a person, I'm still upset by that number. Let's hope the changes I am making stick, and I can get back to a better weight.

Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

This is a semi-regular reminder that in addition to being addicted to The Dub #aew I'm also another middle aged white dude tragically trying to get a YouTube channel/Podcast started far too late to have any chance of making anything of it: youtube.com/@twodudestal... I promise we aren't cunts 😂

I'm starting to get tired of #AEW turning into Don Callis Wrestling...

They way they will hand-wave an issue like this, but if Biden had saved $3 on a coffee due to some presidential connection they would have spent 3 weeks red-faced screaming about it...

Flights are booked for #AEWAllIn London 2026!! If I can't risk Wrestlemania with the current US political climate, I'm damn sure gonna fly my ass from Australia to London for All In! Y'all better be prepared, because I am gonna be a MENACE!

Anyone else having issues with Youtube today? It seems like every second video is just saying "this content is not available"

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

So apparently Braun Strowman is looking at doing a food/cooking show? I suggest we call it "Get These Hams"

Crazy pitch. A pokemon that gets smaller and less wild looking as it evolves. Still gets stronger and more bad ass moves etc, but the physical changes go in the opposite direction to normal. Or is that already a thing? I played the OG games so I'm old and can't keep up 🤷

Finally watching the back half of AEW Dynamite. God damn Shelton is a fucking TERMINATOR!!

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

My son wanted to show you his freckles. You better be nice! 👊

Kyle Fletcher is going to hold the AEW World Title one day, and it is going to be absolutely fucking beautiful to behold!