jamcat Did you know, the halal method produces tender and fresh meat?

Hundreds of years, thanks to her augments and Demonic/Martian blood!

“Good.”

“Don't.”

jamcat Find me here, I'm sick and going through it. Just bear in mind she's a new iteration, so if you remember interacting with her, your muse shouldn't. Just keep that in mind.

jamcat In other news, I don't know, I caught a headcold. That's literally the most exciting thing that's happened over my little break, I think. Aside hanging out with friends but that's a positive exciting, being sick isn't.

jamcat I am alive. I'm just going through it right now. Might trim the muse list a bit and put some accounts into deactivation, but not deletion. Some of them stress me out to look at.

...she's still thinking about that dream she had...

jamcat Usalia has finally met another engineer that could also be a mentor/parental figure. Greater powers be praised.

Usalia leans in to get a closer look, eyes positively sparkling with curiosity. “You had me at lunar! You're talking to a bona fide Moon Bunny, I'll have you know! And it looks like you've got a handle on that technology better than even some back home on Mars..!” She giggles, calling her own 》

“You're certainly not in the wrong...” Usalia, ever the hypocrite, can't disagree here. Even if she's prone to lapsing back into those bad sleeping habits. “Oh? What kinds of projects? If you don't mind me asking of course, plip! I'm genuinely interested. I don't think I've met anyone like you” 》

“I- I mean... yeah, possibly. I have been working myself ragged recently, plip...” Oh! Right- “But where are my manners? My name is Usalia. Thank you for checking up on me, stranger. Could I have your name, if that's alright?”

She's stopped asking questions about small things like that, don't worry. “Night terror... I think? I don't remember anything but the end... just some owl staring at me while it screeched. But that wasn't even what made me scream, I don't think...”

Seems the princess fell asleep while working on the Biometal again. Only this time, her rest wasn't all that peaceful. She awoke with a start, just barely cutting off a scream she couldn't even remember the cause for. ...all she could remember was... an owl? But that could mean anything...

jamcat Hey, every It's ME! x2 combo

jamcat As a warning, I can feel the night meds kicking in. So just in case I pass out while writing replies, Happy New Year everyone~!

🔵 She had to handmake that one, considering Model L is biometal-sized. But she likes to think her craftsmanship did the job just right~.

🔵 Azurine has dressed Model L and her in matching 2026 crowns for the occasion. She looks so happy with herself.

...she exits a seemingly vacant, locked room in a lower level of the base, the door sealing behind her with a heavy mechanical hiss. ...there's a quiet sigh from the princess, as she removes her data visor properly for the first time in weeks... Back to the more public layers she goes.

She normally wouldn't say her resolution aloud. She wasn't exactly out and about with everyone, either, so it wouldn't really matter now would it... “...you might not know it, but you're the next biggest thing. At least, you will be.” “...my Magnum Opus.” “I'll save the world with you...”

“Who else?”

“I think there's a silent conversation going on.”

jamcat Okay, memes and bot blocklist(s) aside, I'll be here today. I just gotta get into the mood, lmao.

bsky.app/profile/anti... Done. Feel free to spread this list as I am going to be keeping it as up todate as i can.

jamcat Me jumpscare x2 combo.

《NC》

《NC》 “Even I would have questioned you. No offense to either of you, of course. But cutest COUPLE? Mmmmm-”

jamcat I'll be a little spotty in the next hour or so, lol. Gonna dive back into Pokemon for a bit, then continue my playthrough of Mega Man ZX.

“Huh... oh, I see you've met Beenipe-” Usalia says, stifling another yawn, before looking back to Subaru through half-closed eyes. “What brings you here, Subaru..?”

“I, well- that's the issue- I can't find them until they do something... I don't want to burden you or the others, but at this rate, I may need to make this a full-on mission request...”

“They're like cyber elves. I think. I, uh... okay, that's the scary part- I- I'm not totally sure... all that I do know about them, is that they also exist in cyberspace, which is why my drones are unfortunately open to their antics.”

“Mm... sleep? SLEEP?!” Usalia looks around her workshop for the drones that keep cyberspace IN, and finds only one in the corner of the room. “Thank you so much- these other- weird THINGS keep hijacking my drones, and they keep going towards cyberspace pockets! It's just one thing after the next.”

After a little help, Usalia finally starts to stir, groaning as she straightens herself out on the workbench, stretching- before a pop noise could be heard, which causes her to relax again... “Morning...”

《NC》 “Oh, really? Which one? I thought Light made you.” jamcat I regret nothing.

《NC》 “You were not afraid. And you WEREN'T gonna cry.” /ref

“Hmm..? Huh-?” Usalia's eyes slowly blink open, dragging the back of her arm across her face as she stretches, stiff from the position she fell asleep in. “Oh- Tron..? What are you doing here..?” She yawns, slouching back onto the workbench afterward.

《NC》 “I can somehow hear the bad acting through the image...”

The little cyber elves notice Tron, some of them scattering while a few remain close to Usalia. In particular- there's a little bee-like one, which flies right on up to Tron! It starts nodding frantically, before flying up and grabbing a lock of Tron's hair, tugging on it lightly...

Sigh... Usalia has been in the workshop pretty consistently as of late. She's been working herself to the bone, and it shows. She's passed out on her workbench again, with a few concerned cyber elves orbiting around her, all making miniscule attempts to wake her up...

BeeN : “Hello!” Beenipe giggles, leaning right into that little pet. Seems like this one was much more used to people- or at the very least, quite brave for a cyber elf. BeeN : “Can you help us wake Miss Usalia up, Mr. Subaru? Something's going on in cyberspace again...”

“Martian geese are also jerks. I would know, plip.”

The little cyber elf flies on up to Subaru's audio receptor, buzzing as it perches on his shoulder. ? : “Hello! My name is Beenipe! Who are you?”

jamcat You don't mess with farmgirl strength, fr fr.

Usalia snorts in her sleep, jolting awake for a split second with a 'huh-?', before dozing back into slumber, ears twitching back to their drooped position... The little cyber elf from before floats in front of Subaru, waving! Was it... trying to talk? It was a little quiet, but it sounds like it!

🔵 : “U- um... Azurine, sirs. I'm a New Type Reploid of the current era...” That was certainly a different introduction than normal... maybe Usalia programmed some sort of cautionary subroutine into Azurine when she was created? Regardless, she projects her voice clearly, gripping Aile's hand...

Trees?! Oh, no, is it getting that bad..? He should probably tell Usalia once he finds her. Which isn't hard, thankfully. She's passed out on the workbench, ears singed and hair an absolute mess. Looks like she was working on a transerver...

The little one takes a moment to stare at Subaru, its expression shifting from concern, to curiosity, and finally, recognition. That was no Pantheon- thank goodness! It was a Mega Man! The little one flies on up to Subaru, gently tugging on his shoulder to guide him into the workshop...

The cyber elves all notice Subaru, with the bulk of them retreating back inside the workshop, while one stands its ground, holding a small buster-shot arm up at Subaru, as if to ask “Who goes there?!”. It looks like a little bee... it's honestly adorable.

《NC》 The cyber elf nods, slinging the mallet over its back before walking away proudly~.

《NC》 The cyber elf raises the mallet, before bringing it down with a WHACK! Whack-A-Bird! Whack-A-Bird!