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(Thread) Some snippets and presentation of some of my OCs with Miitopia

Basically me and my demons can understand the game and how funny it is bc I am a coward and didn't fill you guys in the lore nor posted the drawings with them.

Playing miitopia just with my OCs call it the most deranged autistic game ever.

I will crash the fuck out over the next person that trips in the swift curves and throw their chest in my face.

Taking a bus here is the closest an ecchi anime can be close to come to life.

The minority in Brazil earns "enough for the basic rights" (6,5k per month) while working a 5/2. The minority. I am "lucky" to live with my parents and just have two jobs and academic studies. Jfc I genuinely hate law workers.

The judge who received 91k per month in salary saying the cut in the salary is "modern day slavery" is the reason every marxist in Brazil understands deeply the maoist doctrine. The cognitive dissonance to say that shit while working 4 days a week while everyone else earns 19k PER YEAR at a 6/1.

Steven Universe dreamt to do half of what Houseki no Kuni did. And it failed.

Like. As someone that legit has some limitations as to which models of glasses I can buy bc my lens need to fit into them and I need to use them 24/7, seeing people buying cutesy heart/star shaped glasses to style was legit a "woah, people can give other meanings to objects".

Ngl as someone who is a chronic glass user it's insane to me that people buy those things to style. (Not judging or saying it's wrong btw!! It's just insane bc to me glasses feel like my eyes)

Somehow I managed to find a gig in the mornings. So now my mondays is basically working then going to class and to the unpaid internship to then going to work (fyi they delayed TWO MONTHS of my payment).

Ngl what infuriates me about Oyasumi Punpun is that people never talk how Punpun was abused by his aunt and that warped forever his viewpoint on sex and women. The story isn't "black and white", and it very much rejects it.

Remembering a bit of specific lore of my main OCs and feeling paternal.

Spending 🌎 day on 🌎

Overfishing is killing the local emo population

> make a public uni archive > if you aren't in USP you can't access it > every other public (AND PRIVATE) uni archive online is open to the public Fuck you

Dedalus is made by demons called USP compsci students and lecturers built only to ragebait all brazilian scientists.

I love Chreon fics where Chris for the first five seconds is bitching like "nooo~~~ we can't fuck in my sister's homeeee~~" just to be convinced five seconds later and be fucked on every surface possible of the room in every position possible.

My game did the funniest shit ever with randomly assigning the guy who fears swimming as a mermaid.

Ate some oats, a egg and small cuts of brie cheese. I would thrive as an medieval french monk whose job is copying texts.

Kubrick staring an elder family member that just eats on regular time, hates new flavors/textures and likes to talk about coins and my family SWEARING autism wasn't a thing of the past

Media got enshittified to lower people's standards to propaganda and also it aided to the quick adoption of AI.

Ngl if you think hard enough about the fact Leon is italian you can imagine Serennedy as the funniest shit ever. Imagine these two arguing in their native language.

Ngl thinking on the fact that Getúlio Vargas, a dictator in Brazil, was the first to sign the CLT (worker's document that show you're an employee) and worker's rights and he was the first ever worker with a CLT in Brazil. The first worker with a CLT in Brazil killed himself on the job, also.

Ngl the sims 3 is way too fucked of a game when you remember you can strike meteorites on people. Specially your enemies.

I managed to find a whole kilogram of brie cheese for 50 reais and I've never been so happy in my life.

God bless people who resells their stuff for a reasonable price and don't fall for the greed of scalpers.

(⁀ᗢ⁀) Forcing him and his cheese slice cheeks to work retail

Ngl RE fandom is insane when you remember they have more issues with Ethan killing the Lords than with him not having qualms in calling a kid a bitch or with the fact that his wife was working directly with BOW production by conditioning psychologically one of them during transportation.

She also made them popcorn, ice cream and brought biscuits.

Went home and my mom had left the tv running bc my dogs were watching and she didn't want to turn it off while they were so entertained.

Usually: a drescription/usage of adjectives and adverbs that is slipping in every direction, a repetetive usage of said descriptors, imagery with underworked/vague metaphors and overly simplified predictable syntax with a apparent "perfect" gramatical usage are big signs btw.

The biggest problem with a linguistics background is that I can't read half the fics on any fanfic site without immediately clocking if the author is using AI or clocking the age + origin of said author. Which is very annoying.

How come. Eating kibbeh, feijoada and oranges.

eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

Brazilianmaxxing with kibbeh, farofa and bread. With flavored peanuts as an entrée.

I actually need a beer. And three shots of the most unhinged liquor ever. And to see Prowl being pegged.

Ngl I miss giving wheelies on scooters.

Ngl I love being a polyglot bc I can discover new ways to fuck a character on Ao3 and on the fandom.

Frenchmaxxing by ragebaiting the french bc I am training the quebecquois accent but I have an caipira and sertanejo accent. So I am creating Québécois 2.0.

Just saw a marrow with panelada pizza and I've never felt so much hunger in my life before.

Coming from a culture where the bar culture is legit HUGE is legit funny bc you'll see games like the sims and be "huh, you guys are killjoys then"

That moment you (the undergrad prepping for master's) and your BFF since childhood (she's as a undergrad) are in the same class and now you both can't sit together bc you both can't shut the fuck up.

"Yeah I don't talk to people nor do I have meaningful relationships. Where is My Woman?" is the reason most trans men and transmascs don't socialize with cishet men lmfao. Legit they are as miserable as friends as romantic partners.

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I hate him so much (<- guy that legit loves Prowl to insane levels) 🩷 Character I love and five moots to post theirs! @cerebimbofication.bsky.social @electricdreamers.bsky.social @whiskawaymydear.bsky.social @ace-sleepy.bsky.social @kelpointhemoonlite.bsky.social