Ultra.Magnus my beautiful and demure mare.

Ngl still forever mad that my fate isn't drowning in robot pussy.

Aughhhhhhhhh this.

optimus voice im sorry jazz the (thinks) matrix is telling me i Have To fill you full of cum Its the only way i dont die #valveplug

Ngl a bit annoyed how much linguists and literary bachelors act over people's any non-canon literature. Not only you are repeating the same 60s pedantic behavior but also this is legit a great sign of mysoginistic classism.

People making ES Hot Rod be a chainsmoker bc he has a VERY DEEP voice is actually so fucking funny

Ngl being autistic and raised caipira/sertanejo is a sociological experience bc I eat enough pepper to make grown men faint and eat them raw. But I can't handle tomatoes or zuccinis.

Mind you, Ultra Magnus is VERY turned on by his demon boyfriends and their antics.

Rodimus and Springer bullying their cuck loser boyfriend (Ultra Magnus) is legit my morning fuel. They need to make-out prettily and frot their spikes while UM watches from the cuck chair.

(Sighing dreamingly and lovingly) I hope he starves

The fact that I'll be on masters' class next semester is taking me out a bit ngl.

Remembering that Dragon basically took care of Baby Shanks for a while, just so Shanks took care o Baby Luffy. Aught the symbolism....

The government this midnight just approved a law pardoning Bolsonaro. I genuinely hope someone kill the congressmen that voted in favor of this shit.

Pitiful creature that I am drawing.

Miserable. Working. Knowing my contract will be over in 3 days and I will be unemployed in the job that pays better of all that I have. At least I am serving so much cunt it's legit illegal.

Yearning for a new job. Same person old habits typa shit.

Deadass I need to find a new job.

Imagine if Dragondile is real lmfao

It says a lot abt the fandom that they expect a 17 year old cadet with no special power whatsoever to have an INCREDIBLE FEAT when we are shown that the Monkey D.'s are all normal humans that just happen to be from the D. clan so they can hate more on a character that was justified in his actions.

A funny thing about Luffy's family is how they can't lie for shit. The difference between Dragon to the others is thst he waxes poetically to save face bc he can't fucking lie.

Also, pretty based that it's the third time he was shown to have a motherly instinct. A single mom that works two jobs.

Also, pretty based that one of the first times Dragon and Garp talk on camera is Dragon saying "I am disgusted at you". This is so latino-coded that it's insane.

"Dragon was a marine" is legit the typa shit I knew since 2013 sorry Oda isn't special I already had fanfics abt this man since the times of yore.

Like. The characters were FULL of conflict and drama that were unresolved since the first season and were prime material to a great series. Instead we got the message dumbed the fuck down into mocking its first message and literal baby brain people acting like this isn't shit.

Deadass imagine thinking it's ok to accept shit writing bc it's a "children's media".

Like, even if you don't want a language/humanities major, YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO TAKE MEANING FROM A TEXT, SEE ITS MATERIAL CONDITIONS OF PRODUCTION, CORRELATE IT, SEE THE VARIOUS ARTICULATIONS OF IT AND USE IT CRITICALLY. This is legit the BASIC.

Asides that, which is also very important, literacy means to be able to USE said info with a critical lens and instrumentalize it optimally. Not only you need to be able to take the meaning of a text, you also need to know HOW to use said meaning. Which most people are unable to and it's WORRYSOME.

THE BEST PART IS THE BOOK IS TAKING A ROMANTIC FAMOUS PROTAGONIST (Iracema) AND MAKING HER GET EGGED BY FUCKING CHUPA-CU. I love every word said here.

That and the time people discovered knotting will be the top 10 times of seeing reviewers legit traumatized.

Braxilian booktok just discovered ovoposition and I am having a field day seeing people traumatized by ovoposition erotica.

Ultra Magnus.

I need Ultra Magnus oiled up, whimpering and being railed by a twink.

Rodimus' good polycule (Springer, Ultra Magnus, Drift, Ratchet) versus Rodimus' evil polycule (Prowl, Soundwave, Starscream, Wreck-Gar).

Prowl

Imagine Prowl's judgement when he sees the hinterlands people (Ironhide and Optimus) ignoring a very tasty soup to have a casserole. Or Jazz prefering to have a soup instead of a stew.

Making Praxus be a stew country. These guys mow down on stew.

I need him in a level beyond carnal. In a metaphysical theoretical spiritual sense.

one of the great parts about the mix of conservative brain and individualism is that they are all unlikeable and so paranoid of others that they are incapable of forming friendships let alone an actual positive community

Ngl this makes me a bit sad bv like. Imagine being this friendless lmfao.

Btw I am a guy. But not really. Sort of. The concept of not she/her. And a fag.

My gender is the intersection between a they/them short bear, a combat helicopter, a stegossaurus and a he/him butch. With hints of faggotry.

Sideswipe is twerking.

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This is me yearning btw.

Nothing is more techno than brazilian funk.

One must imagine Impactor needy and whimpering trying to hump Prowl's leg while muzzled and with a colar. One must also imagine Prowl punishing him for being a turbohound in heat.

My city's alarm system is actually really fucking funny bc it only sotks SECONDS before the literal sky is downpouring.

Hmmmmmm buuz....