The irony to have such big myopia that technically surgery is possible but the eye not fucking settling so I might in the near future be way too blind to do the fucking surgery.

Sometimes I forget some writers actually do believe suburbanite life isn't a horror story and they don't think of it as legit shitty. Like. The idea of living far away from grocers, bus stops, venues and restaurants would make me insane.

Like, this is WAY COOLER and more fun than "Arthas 2.0". www.tumblr.com/mortiis-exe/...

The appeal of Alive But Rotting Godwyn is that he is literally decaying. What makes him such a cool character is the fact that he will never be the Handsome Chosen One because he fucking died.

When people yassify The Prince of Death instead of doing his design as a bloated corpse of thorns and flies a little part of me dies inside.

[making no effort to catch up on the discourse] girth of the author

I don't like the idea of SpringAid because it is way funnier to imagine First Aid gooning HARD for Springer in those YN/Mean Alpha CEO fics while Springer actually REALLY LIKES to be manhandled and to bottom.

What pisses me off is becauae I caught it from an irresponsible classmate that decided to sit RIGHT BELOW ME during the seminars while she coughed her ass off unmasked.

Thinking on how subordinative and coordenative phrases can be used.

Great. A DAY before a job exam I am sick as FUCK and with no voice whatsoever.

Once again they found radiation equipment sold to a junkyard in my state sighhhhhhhhh

A thing about brazilian identity is that while funk and sertanejo universitário (MAYBE samba and bossa nova) are the "most known universally" genres what actually makes the brazilian identity is forró, baião and pagode. +

Explain your @ I like soup.

I love brazilians trying to speak english because I just listened to a 30 yo woman say "nossa, eu realmente amo twinks" "wow I really love twinks" when trying to say twinkies. As in, the Twinkie cake. As in, the "bolinho" (snack cake) as it is known in Brazil.

Sertanejo gothic is so cunt because hell IS the blazing sun and of the deals with the devil. Of a godless land of blood in the rocks and of the dry plants of a dry decade.

That time Ronaldinho Gaúcho tried entering PARAGUAY with a false passport. In a country that DOESN'T REQUIRE A BRAZILIAN PASSPORT TO ENTER. He wasn't running away from the law, btw. He just did that.

Ngl one thing about my main story is that I go from the principle that cities always outlice the country/empire they are from so post apocalyptic Salvador and São Paulo are real and they are hunting you down

Ngl feeling feelings. Emotions even.

Taking the rythym on chicken chirping and putting it on sparklings.

"We found the origin of autism!!!" And when you go to see it's just eugenic work with no actual understanding whatsoever of the social and real psychological constitution of HOW COMPLEX language, sensing, self and understanding is outside of bland neurology.

This is so unecessarily gruesome and horrid (I love it so much)

Like. Legit love to dabble on it because it can be so fucking funny and emotionally devastating to write about it.

Ngl asides being autistic my love for space operas and spaceship series comes from the fact that you can easily work on deep philosophical and hilarious subjects at the same time. While working with the horrifying reality of colonization as an ever present ghost you can also mock the british.

Just saw two random compilations of Deyverson in english. Gringos are discovering brazilian football.

Mind you, my week was ruined last week bc I got an exam and the local restaurant around the campus I used to buy chicken pie changed the recipe so much it is shit as FUCK now. So I took matters into my own hand and made a chicken pie. And now the horrors can't reach me.

Was anxious bc I have Too Many Big Things to do (write three different articles in three different areas + my thesis + one exam for a job + seminar at thursday + I have to finish a job) and then I ate a chicken pie and now life is so good and happy and beautiful.

I might kill a negacionist coworker because saying to me, whose home fell part of the CEILING due to out of season rain caused by the El Niño, that climate change doesn't exist is legit asking to get punched in the head.

Organized my schedule and apparently the only free time this week and the next are from 23h to 6h (optional). I hate when the semester is ending.

On the same note, insane to me how people say that "Goiás state has a high number of hiring" and then you see the job postings and they are the most exploitative shit ever that barely pass thr Labor Justice standards for jobs.

>A place near me is employing >1800 salary per month WITHOUT transportation fee nor eating fee nor health plan > 6/1 schedule of 8 hours weekly > "we just employ well dressed women" (HUGE red flag in Brazil for racism and mysoginy) > days later the owner complain no one wants to work Lmfao

Idk ig it is bc I just yap at the void, but damn Bluesky looks dead.

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

"Puppy needs to be directed like a weapon" puppy needs to take a writing course instead of posting trite bottomslop

Pride, autism awareness month, São João and World Cup in the same month is the closest to a Brazilian unification we'll ever have.

Football so bad some people are asking to give monjarou/Ozempic to Ronaldo Fenômeno so we could have hope in the World Cup.

I really do believe thst asides Hot Rod, Optimus, Bunkhead and Jazz most bots see humans like we see cockroaches.

Imagine being a human and seeing Prowl and discovering that calling him a woman is legit the worst insult ever to be made not even because he is a mech but actually because calling a cybertronian an organic is worse than calling them a drone.

I always like to make one VERY westener culture in my AUs because I think it is way too funny that the carcinization of linguistical differentiation is being caipira.

#Transformers #HotRod My friend bribed me with popsicles to draw this picture.

I always loce how older fics are more lax with the usage of age resteiction because they came from a time where people had to be literate to engage with fics.

Them with hot sauce hmmmmmm

Craving potato chips.

Kirkman is to me what Liebfeld was in the late 80s and 90s (won't ellaborate)

Ngl realizing people actually like me and care about me is insane.

Anyone can write a descriptive narrative or make stylistic choices while writing. But woven text of language with a skill work on metalinguistical sense is a skill few can even fathom to try.

Also, your reductive understanding of what a research actually is show how little you actually understand how knowledge is made. People can made discourse analysis, case studies, notes of transtlation + diachronical analysis and first texts analysis ASIDES statistical research.

"Qualitative research is FAKE because it is self reported" you dunce won't ever escape the generative slop of low tier quick research and of the paradigm of data analysis. The doom of your civilization is your lack of understanding that science is deeply cultural and you should feel ashamed. +

Like. Compare the first Bayverse movie, G1, Transformers Armada and Transformers Animated with the fourth and fifth bayverse movies, TFOne and the newer series. The reprise of the first three transformers movies literally had ALL the seats taken for almost a month straight. +

Wanna know how to evaporate your market (even when it was one of the BIGGEST in the world asides China and US)? See how Hasbro made it impossible for people to buy Transformers in Brazil outside of some places (who also discontinued it) and never even bothered to put the series on popular places.