It’s true, terrible vandals have ruined the ecosystem in the Reflecting Pool. Unfortunately, it’s the same ones that defaced the Kennedy Center, the Rose Garden, the lawn of the White House, the East Wing of the White House and have plans to do many other such things.

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I’m multiviewing Telemundo and Fox so I can switch back to English if I have no idea what’s going on.

I’ve reached the “son of a guy I had on my keeper fantasy league team for six years scored a goal in the World Cup” stage of my life.

Can we just have the rest of the U.S. matches be in Seattle?

I think maybe the goalie punched it in, but I’ll take it.

I cannot stress how little a care about what famous people are at the match.

I was brought a large cup of Mufawar (Yemeni coffee) as my 1 cup of coffee for the week. This is probably way too much caffeine for my non-tolerant heart to take. I will likely get pulled over for speeding later, despite not being in a car.

Justice would require there to be consequences for such absurd actions, but we don’t live in that world at the moment.

Looking forward to watching this. My introduction to Secret Galaxy was about the Fensler Films G.I. Joe PSAs, which, if memory serves, was the inspiration for Fabulous Secret Powers. I always encourage folks to throw some money at their Patreon to get these members only vids.

There’s an Uzbek restaurant near by that I would like to have been at tonight. Shame the match is so late.

You get the feeling a penalty shot is coming at some point to give Spain the lead.

Can an entire game just be that last 10 minutes where the trailing team is trying to score while the other team just packs the box? Let’s find out!

I’m not one for conspiracy in sports (quiet, you), but two very obvious yellow cards on Spain have kept in the refs pocket.

They literally try to make “The Office” again constantly. Last year it was “The Paper” which even has Oscar in it. Most TV ads these days are actors from The Office. I wish people would stop trying to me The Office again.

The administration showing the stock markets the details of the most recent ceasefire.

Can we have Netherlands and Japan do this again?

I just learned Lou Holtz’ son wrote The Cable Guy. I’m gonna need a minute to process this.

I'm pretty sure "assembling a ton of the higher ups and then having an electrical oopsie whoopsie" is the entire plot of King Ralph

Lord…you could do the funniest thing…

Remember kids: when a CEO talks about “A.I.” what they really mean is “Please give me some of that investment money you idiots are throwing around.”

Today will disappoint this man in immeasurable ways.

If this is real, it is hilariously one-sided and will be fun to watch all the worms pretend it’s an amazing deal for the U.S. I have my doubts.

They’ve tried this with: Twitter SMS Messages Alexa You are asking customers to trust they will get exactly what they want while making it no more convenient than it already is. Buying stuff online is already easy! No one needs a bot to click buttons for.

Much like the reaction to…well everything, we all seem to be acting like supply issues aren’t about to become a global problem that could lead to an energy crisis. Everyone is just going about like everything is normal and then be all shocked when it gets unsustainable.

What is it with McAfees? I know there have to be a few of you out there that aren’t a blight on society.

I guess the “C’mon, guys! Stop it!” diplomacy routine didn’t pay dividends.

This is why arguing with Republicans is pointless as there is truly nothing to argue with. They are just now, today, 3 months into this, having a slight majority view it as bad. When they spent the entire 2024 campaign telling us how important “no new wars” was. The goalposts are on roller skates

The 80s were all about Alan Thicke and Orko healing kids through their parents’ divorce.

Just casually watching trillions in value wiped off the board.

Also, the Metaverse was supposed to be a $5 trillion market by 2030.

Once again, extremely obvious and vital questions that most people asked when this all started just didn’t seem to be a concern to the people that actually run these things. Now, suddenly, it’s a problem when it’s real instead of it being a potential future problem they all should’ve been aware of.

When a company finds out you use their product to see everything that happens in chronological order.

So that’s a “no” on negotiations going well.

I’m no marketing expert, but I feel like restaurants inundating timelines with A.I. slop using the same brown and gold color scheme and font as everyone else is going to just all blend together and people will stop paying attention to it.

I really can’t think of a better birthday present for America than the KFC finally kicking in.

My god, what a pull

I’ll go a step further. CEOs are so far removed from actual work being done. Modern companies reward those that show a penchant for cost-cutting and willingness to sacrifice long-term success with quick gains. AI is treated like everything else in their company, a mystery box that makes them money.

“CEOs are uniquely prone to AI psychosis because they’re sufficiently distant from the last mile of work that still has to happen to generate most value with AI.” -Aaron Levie, CEO and founder of Box futurism.com/artificial-i...

This is the teacher that always smells like booze and always picks a female student to be his “favorite” every year.

In the I’m Bad Michael Jackson/Pepsi series of commercials, I realized he’s dressed like Celebrity Jeopardy Burt Reynolds. It’s all I will ever see now.

Is it time to start believing in time travel?

… … I mean, probably.

A reminder that good vocabulary is about finding the right word, not the most impressive.

I’m sure I’m not the only one, but I get the feeling we are going to hear more about this Dr. that Kyle Busch was getting shots from in the coming weeks.

Saw a teenager in a cap and gown roll past me on a skateboard. I listened for “Future’s So Bright” to be playing to see if I was in the opening credits of an 80s teen comedy.

Me: “Outlook, can I get an easy to access button for adding screenshots to an email reply from main window without having to pop out the reply?” Outlook: “Seems like a lot of effort. How about I just give you multiple ways to accidentally click on co-pilot that you’ll never use?”

Happy “somewhat lazy workday because everyone has taken Friday off to make it a four-day weekend” Day to those who celebrate. To everyone who didn’t take off on Friday because you need to get work done while no one will be able to bother you, Godspeed.