I once had a girlfriend who began a conversation with "you deserve a reward". When her next words were not "cos you're the best fuck that I've ever had", I no longer had a girlfriend.

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Lore is a damn near perfect album that I don't give enough love to. The fact that it's this good whilst being the band's 3rd album and they were all in their early to mid-20s at the time is damn near maddening!

Farting the world

You know how sometimes you just really wanna go to bed? Then you go there? And stay there for an extended period of time? That sounds nice right now, I'm gonna try it!

This is the worst Kiss reunion line up ever! Or is it the best? You decide.

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As usual, the fact that this all needs to be said this loudly is just as concerning as the fuckery that inspired it.

We are not the same.

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Co-signed

How it feels when you psspsspss and the cat comes to you

Good day to be an Aussie wrestling fan: Fletcher gets a huge win over Okada, Harley is in the women's tag team finals, and Toni Storm shows bigger balls than the whole men's roster by stepping into the ring with Mox present. If we had Thanksgiving, I'd be giving thanks! #AEWDynamite

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YES SHE'S PROMOTED THIS MOVE TO A FINISHER Mercedes Moné - 雪崩式ツームストーン．リバース．バッククラッカー (nadare-shiki-tsumusutōn-ribasu-bakkukurakka) | Avalanche tombstone lungblower #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Listening to the new Bell Witch and, well...

We've got new merch in the Sickos Club store!! Sure you've got the blood, but do you have the guts? sickosclub.com

Normies gonna norm

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This may shock you to learn but I think Opeth are pretty neat!

It's hard to sum up the awesomeness that is Samoa Joe in 60 seconds but this gives it a fair crack! Joe rules and I encourage anyone not aware of this fact to not take my word for it and go diving!!

First gig back went great! Everyone go listen and follow my new band, Tiger Driver!! linktr.ee/tigerdriverb...

They will never make me hate you, old friend

GEDDIT!!

Nearly 5 years away from being involved in the music scene in any way and the first gig back has a poster with AI slop for art. Luckily this wasn't done by my band and everyone is as annoyed by it as I am, so all I need to do is not promote the gig and never play with the band that made it again.

It is highly recommended at this time that you should check out Blood Incantation every time they play near you!

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if you see this post an AEW gif just because 🤼‍♂️

Going to a gig tonight. My wife's coming with since the kids have a babysitter organised. It's Halloween so we're dressing up. My wife's driving so I can have a few. There'll be burlesque and death match wrestling along with metal. The guys who put it together are good friends. In short: Hell yeah!

LOG! From Blammo

I may or may not have my first foray into music in over 5 years lined up. It may or may not be with some good friends involved and it may or may not be very refreshing to feel welcome before I'm even officially on board.

This needs to be said louder!

Lol what a klutz lmao

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Monolith implies the existence of Stereolith and Dolby 5.1 Surroundlith.

Worcestershire sauce - confusing to pronounce, delicious on popcorn.

*Big Balls plays apprehensively*

She's a 10 but she doesn't boogie on when Clutch is playing.

Been a long time since I spun this. Someone's aged well!

Contrary to popular belief, I do not solely dedicate my bsky activity to fart jokes. Sometimes it's dick jokes.

The only other sound that makes my house feel as full as the sound of my kids playing is the sound that they're off to daycare and I can put a record on loudly.

Happy Carrie Fisher's birthday

I will not admit how long this sticker was on my Elder Youngling's water bottle for before I read this properly and removed it...

Spring time really gets my blooms all wet

Getting older is realising Halford saying "this is the Painkiller" was him helping you sort out your morning pills.