It's not Donny's fault that Aaron can't spell "immortable" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/i...

"The man addressing Laura Loomer is not a Frederick Douglas robot, nor is he a wax statue."

Going with "this vaccine cannot harm you, for it is made of bleach and raw milk" (it is really a CBD gummy)

Remain calm. Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins are in control.

Real progressive populism has never been tried

All persons born or naturalized in the United States and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States.

I am washing out my plastic to-go container with hotel shampoo. Sorry if that makes you angry.

A passport is kinda like a VISA, but even more like an AMEX

Too many ladies are breaking rule #1, and shall suffer the consequences

I fully support every word of this AND I believe that Netanyahu's administration is not an ally of the United States, and should not be treated as one

Is it right or wrong for an employer to define social norms for a workplace? Is it right or wrong for the state to tell employers how to define social norms for the workplace?

If the DSAs win they may do some good for a time, but they will unavoidably become a new establishment, unless they manage some truly breathtaking reforms. Hard to imagine, but we should try. The only way out is through.

IMO a lot of these people sincerely believe THEY KNOW BEST and we all SIMPLY DONT UNDERSTAND what is happening

The documented inability of this criminal to abide by any agreement or behavioral norm is a stark indictment of all Republicans who ride alongside. Cotton, Vance, etc. must not be allowed to whitewash their acquiescence, ever. They are disqualified from public office. Don't let their perfidy fade.

There are people in DC who have been pushing for an Iran war as long as I can remember and it is important to note they are psychos and idiots

People are calling the reflecting pool "gross" or "slimy", but the most accurate description is "unpasteurized"

The austerity pirates are all terrified of Employmentbeard

small typo here, should be "becomes prime monster"

What failings? History is written by winners, bro!

In this essay, we explore the themes of "Giuliani's hair dye leakage at 4 Seasons Total Landscaping, between the crematorium and the porno store", and how this legend gradually evolved from the OJ in the Ford Bronco myth

Grannies must suffer, due to acute banknote shortage at the banknote printing facility

*all profits paid in slurp juices

Suppose somebody nice and sensible wanted to borrow a non-functioning grand piano and one of those skyscraper cranes. Oh and also a steamroller. Who could help them out?

I always said the first trillionaire would be the inventor of the self-cleaning sex robot, so either: A) Elon did that B) Elon is not really a trillionaire C) I was wrong Which one seems most likely?

Another tack to use: "Do you understand why it is corrosive to our nation to dishonestly contest the results of elections that your own party has lost, after the matter has been settled by courts? Suppose I claimed that Harris won in 2024. Do you see why that would be dangerous?" Convey the stakes

Guys, relax, this is how they fund the stock buybacks

the snake handler's cure

Clear for a long time that MAGA is about identity within a fictional universe, similar to being a fan of a team. It doesn't matter how bad they play, or how much they break the rules. They are still MY TEAM and nobody can take that away. Rooting for MY TEAM is more fun than going to school, OK?

"trading some Intel" they say. Hmmm.

In order to stay ahead of the curve here, I'd like to note that the U.S. has no grounds to invade Cuba, arrest or change its leaders, take control or directly influence its actions or, for that matter, to be blockading it right now forcing its people to suffer. Nor is any of that in our interest.

Gerrymandering also means the dominant party's edge gets narrowed in their previously "safe" districts. What if 90+% of eligible black citizens and decent people of conscience all register and actually vote in every election? How much can we change in the so called "red states" by doing that?

Starting to wonder if our traditions are really as swell as I learned in school

Guy on right rumored to be agent of Egghead Bullies' Guild

Would like a formal list from Palantir, approved by their board, of which cultures/subcultures "produced vital advances... [and] wonders", which ones "have proven middling", and which ones "remain dysfunctional and regressive...and harmful." Then we can review these claims and discuss next steps!

Incredibly low. Unbelievably low prices. When you tell people how much you paid, they'll say you are lying. Many people say I lie all the time. Some fancy professors say I can't even do the math with percents. A famous religious guy says he knows more bible more than me. Incredible, the dishonesty.

JD Vance's speech in Hungary was widely mocked, and deservedly so. But I think it deserves our attention. As vile as he is, he made common cause with right-populists abroad. He laid out a vision of a shared international future. We shouldn't cede that turf. 4/ newrepublic.com/article/2090...

This would be quite the hefty wealth tax! Suppose household concrete realized assets were capped at $100M (money, treasuries, invested basis) while unrealized gains on assets could bring any household up to $999,999,999.99, but not a penny more. How many US households would be affected?

This has been true for over 9 years. It's long been safe to assume that they have no decency nor courage. We must think strategically about how to reduce their power over us, and impose consequences on their wealthy enablers.

Sure, but more basically: Nobody likes change in their own profession, unless they consider themselves in the vanguard of that change

This 10 year strategy should condense into a list of 8 very short sentences that every Democrat says out loud all the time, unchanging for years. Soon everybody knows what they are. They must be chosen carefully, and almost never change. Then our national conversation will become these 8 topics.

Anytime somebody tries to vote for an R this video should pop up with overlay text: "Wait, are you SURE you want to vote for this?"

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

Everyone in the world is shouting at me "hurry up!" and also "be careful!". They are right. I should hurry up and be careful.

You see, the mayor of NYC should be a cuddly widdle kitten, with no claws at all!

Here is a helpful instructional video for busy officials. Please pay particular attention to the flag semaphore training. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGu...

This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society. And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.

This is all true: Donald's admin is a grotesque, malevolent failure. That failure presents opportunity for our next generation of progressives to redefine national politics. Sadly, we've seen these opportunities wasted before. Strong, strategic, durably appealing leadership isn't automatic.

Predicting and speculating about doom is failure to lead. Instead, make some good news happen. Turn off the evil clown show and turn on the thoughtful plans channel.

People talk about trials in 2029, but I think the most effective response will be heavy, punitive taxation of all billionaires, with this explicit reason given, loudly: "We are punishing billionaires, as a class, for funding the criminal authoritarian corruption of the Trump/Vance administration."

Alito: Spice Thomas: Must Kavanaugh: Flow