BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just now:

Or, ya know, we're against normalizing extrajudicial killings in international waters of anyone you declare an enemy that Russia, China, and Iran are salivating over and taking notes.

OK, so just double checking. The hero astronaut patriot on the left is a traitor, but the fine folks on the right are model citizens who just got carried away because the Biden deep state agents forced them to heroically storm the Capitol

Wait, so you're saying that a small fishing boat wouldn't be able to make it 1,500 miles from Venezuela to the US? But we were told these were hardened drug lords hurtling mountains of drugs to the US at breakneck speed

“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

Are there people that really believe that Campbell’s uses lab grown 3D printed meat? That stuff is ridiculously expensive, There’s literally no way. We should be talking about how the food industry is incentivized to use the cheapest ingredients they can, and use products that aren’t as healthy.

From the article: "He enjoys red meat" So, just sayin' - if you eat your steak well done and douse it in ketchup, is there really enjoyment there?

Soo, check's in the mail, right?

Everyone sing it with me! Noooooooo one's slick as Elon No one's quick as Elon No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Elon For there's no man in town half as manly! Perfect, a pure paragon! There's just one guy in town Who's got all of it down Elon!!!! #Elon

This is the bad place

Fox News legal team weighing in on this #foxNews #MAGA

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John Podesta emails with his brother about getting a pizza MAGA - THIS IS PROOF THE CLINTONS ARE RUNNING A CHILD SEX RING Epstein emails this to someone MAGA - WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS The mental gymnastics must be exhausting

I'm really trying to understand how there's a whole class of people who hate immigrants more than pedophiles

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen one of my MAGA Facebook friends say that. #MAGA #NYC #Mamdani

2021 JD Vance has a really good point #MAGA #Epstein

I believe that GLP-1 medications are an amazing discovery for people who need them, but these maths aren't mathing.

Remember, remember the 5th of November

If you have MAGA friends who are insistent that the 60 vote rule in the Senate is enshrined in the constitution, make sure you have them lock in their final answer. Because when dear leader abolishes that rule, they'll be like "Oh, I totally knew it was never in the constitution" Make them own it

#MAGA #NYC

But Sleepy Joe bad, amirite? #autopen #pardons

Everyone: Building a $300MM ballroom while much of the country is suffering couldn't be more tone deaf Trump: Hold my Adderall #maga #ballroom #gatsby

For every fascist authoritarian, there was a Chamberlain who tried appeasement, or a Schumer who opted for stern letters over dogged resistance. Fascism thrives in the face of timid opposition. This is why voters are desperate for candidates who will truly challenge Trump and the oligarchs.

This.

Wha? It's almost like polio, measles, etc. were caused by specific viruses and not horse manure. Who woulda thunk it?

Hey man, the current administration needs somewhere to go after this is all over

I'm trying to process the whiplash from the shift in the narrative. Last week - "No Kings is all Radical Antifa Gang Bangers who will burn everything to the ground" Today - "No Kings was a bunch of out of touch blue hairs who wrapped up by 5 to hit the early bird special" #MAGA #noKings

Jake Tapper, the President whisperer

MAGA - Bruh, would a king allow a "No Kings" rally? Everyone else - Short answer, yes. #noKings #London

On Colbert last night

That's it MAGA, double down on the racism

So, is this story going to get any traction at all, or will the mainstream media squash it?

In case you missed the opening sequence to Colbert last night #colbert #antifa #portland

As a kid, learning about the holocaust, I always wondered how people could just look the other way when 6 million Jews were murdered. Reading comments like this about ICE leasing a facility in Milwaukee, I sadly see people must've welcomed it Whatever you'd be doing in 1939, you're doing it today

I swear we've somehow swapped dimensions, and we're now living in the bad place. How is it we're going backwards here? #maga #miamiBeach

A lot of good stuff in here, and worth a watch. The MAGA crowd likes to say we get inflation when Obama prints money, but the truth is much more complex. It's when institutions collapse. It's always war, patronage, corruption, something else. Cy lays out a scenario very nicely. #MAGA #collapse

This guy is making some good points #shutdown #maga

Well, I can see where the "Too busy stuffing nerds into lockers to pay attention in science class" crowd is landing #maga #vaccines

I mean, the guy makes a good point #maga #djt #shutdown

What Trump is promising vs what he's going to be able to deliver

So let's recap: No beards No chicks No fatties No hot yoga

Our kids are growing up in a world in which playground bullying is the norm from the highest political office on the planet.

Let's appoint someone completely unqualified to handle this case. What could possibly go wrong?

Ohhhh

Hoping President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho makes an appearance

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Yes, we need to deal with all the libtard professors at :checks notes: Dixie Technical College's electrical apprenticeship program!