Every accusation is a confession #Iran #MAGA #war

Still trying to understand Supporting Ukraine with munitions and logistics, not troops - horrible Starting a war with Iran committing our troops - good and righteous and holy

MTG has been ruthless since she's left the fold

I mean, drinking fine Italian wine with Stanley Tucci vs eating a room temperature McDouble. That's a tough one 🤣

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Perfect

Actual photo of most of the "Alternative Halftime Show" audience. It also happens to be the photo of your Facebook friend "Ivan Super American Patriot".

So close, Laura! So.Close.

Justin Jones calling it like it is! The outrage merchants are getting rich while the oligarch class is raiding our economy, and immigrants are a great distraction for them

The staffer who posted the video has been identified! #trump #video

Got any additional ones for the list? #MAGA

I think I'm going to re-read "Letters and Papers from Prison"

Nailed it

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Nailed it!

Best one so far

Germany sends troops to Greenland. Germany has seen this movie before. They played the bad guys then. They want a different role in the sequel.

I knew it!

Using phony criminal charges to intimidate his opponents. Deploying masked thugs to terrorize American cities. Unilaterally threatening and bombing foreign countries. Trump is a ruthless dictator, plain and simple.

Apparently, the criteria for the FIFA Peace Prize is slightly different #MAGA #FIFA #PeacePrize

Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.

Well, I guess I have about 16 minutes left. Later sk8ers!

Slow news day, Tomi?

Fun fact. People think that "Taking the Lord's name in vain" means saying "Oh my God" Taking the Lord's name in vain is actually when you put God's name on your personal beliefs

May the odds ever be in your favor!