if you told me a month ago that the spectrum of bangtan skin we’d get during the various fashion weeks involves taehyung as the most covered up and seokjin leaning close to the most naked i would have never believed you but here we are ✨

Namjoon wearing a read banned books hat is THEEEEEE hottest thing I have ever seen

I can’t wait to be absolutely insufferable about this. I am already not sorry for my behavior. You have been warned.

Happy hump day

park jimin with blonde hair and his tits out, nature is HEALING

Did he just blame ARMY when stubbing his toe on something??? 😆

When Tae gets on live and stares at the camera like he’s waiting on us for something…like, YOU CALLED ME, SIR!!

How many kinds of butter does this man have

I really timed eating my dinner perfectly so I could have it with Jungkook.

one 3 pack hot wings please

I just accidentally worked on a project for like seven hours (I meant to go to bed like two hours ago) and my cats just absolutely chewed my ass OUT when I left my office 😅😬

Ugh we have a wedding to go to tonight which means that I cannot stay in Gremlin Mode and have to go into Fancy Outside Mode and that’s just so much work 😩

Listening to Rumours tonight and the realization hit me….I am somebody’s Silver Springs chorus and that is SO SATISFYING.

i need him so bad it’s disgusting

BLOND JIMIN MINIMONI REAL HAPPY FUCKIN THURSDAY

I put new books and fic on my Kindle so I once again am marveling at the wonder of this amazing invention. Practically unlimited books (I have the 32GB Paperwhite!!) and it fits in my purse…truly my childhood dreams come true.

us in fanfic: oh it's all dark and cozy and he has a space mood light. Maybe an anime figure real life: I OWN 6 PLASTIC CHAIRS, A TREADMILL, AND NOTHING ELSE. My basement looks like a mid 00's rave location.

fanfic: sex dungeon (complimentary) real life: sex dungeon (derogatory)

Are those hard plastic chairs to keep him awake because they look so uncomfortable lol

My son just said something about “maybe when you’re done watching this video we can do XYZ.” child, it’s Jungkook karaoke, I may be locked in for the next 3 hours 🤣

When are we getting OT7 karaoke night at Jungkook’s house

I wish I had a karaoke room and I bet my family wishes I did too 😂

Lazily singing your own album in your multi-million dollar dedicated karaoke room is just so fucking baller, I love this for him

I love how every few months Yoongi gets a new favorite hat that does not leave his head for a fiscal quarter

Today’s work productivity projection ambience: the Monterey Bay Aquarium jellies live feed 😍

LOOK AT HIM 🥺😭

minimoni ♡

NAMGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I keep trying to aesthetic my way into being productive today…it is NOT working but this lofi channel I put up on my projector is very cute.

Sometimes I sit back and marvel that not only did BTS give me joy themselves, but they also gave me even more joy in the people they brought to me (or brought back to me). It’s the freaking best. 💜

Look they're so cuuuuuuuute

I just thoroughly cleaned my water bottle like an adult, clap for me

Day 7 of being extremely grateful I didn’t get sick before Jin and slightly suspicious that his concerts made me the household patient zero 😩 I was dumb and decided not to mask and now I’m paying in Covid. Mask up, and if you get sick take Paxlovid if you can to help avoid serious issues.

Sec 214 Row 1 btw!

Starting off my morning with Tae pillow talk is fine, I’m totally normal about how boyfriend it is

I am so sick. I don’t actually think it was the concerts, it started very mildly before then but I didn’t clock the symptoms as being anything other than my usual chronic stuff or stress. Urgent care said it wasn’t Covid, flu, or strep but I seriously feel like death rn. 😩

KIM NAMJOON WHO SAID YOU COULD JUST BE THIS HOT ALL THE TIME

Yeehaw 🤠💕 #kinkaminkart

Once more I am shocked Jin is real 💜

I love this stupid cat. #kpopdemonhunters #kpdh #derpytiger

Spring Day confirmed to break me into pieces live

I can’t believe Jin is real.

Jin’s concert was amazing!!!! 💜

How it's going:

This is going to be a great week. I start my new job today, and then I get to see Jin two days in a row with @pastelmuse.bsky.social and @tatteredleaf.bsky.social. I can't wait!!!

Jail but too aeygo LOL oh Namjoon I love you

NAMJOON IN A SUIT INJECT IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS

I’ve been in love with Gene Kelly since I first saw this movie…and this was my first-ever BTS video. It made me an instant Namjoon bias. No wonder they hooked me immediately!

He is so beautiful I am feral