This is so hot to me

Listen, I am super happy for each and every ARMY who gets to hear the most coveted songs AND also still damn mad about not hearing them myself 😅 as I told Leafy, I contain multitudes.

Arirang has made it to the part of my brain where I make up lyrics to the songs about my cats. Double kitty platinum, if you will.

Namjoon: I’m going to the aquarium to feed stingrays, play with some otters, and become one with the crabs. Jimin: I’m going skinny dipping. With Yoongi-hyung. Yoongi: HUH?! Jimin: *walks away with a flip of his ponytail*

Not only did I do a self care but I found a new outfit for my work trip next weekend AND tomorrow is a PTO day. I love not working so much.

Y’all I am doing a self care. I ended work a little early, got a mani pedi, and I’m getting someone to wash and blow out my hair tomorrow because I am still super low energy from my POTS flare. Look at meeeeeeee!

I think Taehyung sexually identifies as a problem

I see that ao3 tropes have broken containment and infected Jungkook while I was working 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

I have big Sunday Scaries after a weekend full of Bangtan and books and video games. I hate this 😭

I have seen Joon’s part of Body to Body incorrectly closed captioned twice now as “I need the hoes steady in the trunk” and now I cannot stop singing that to myself

Decided to take myself to the movies today. 💜

Good morning to Namjoon’s arms and Namjoon’s arms only

ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( come ) ( wing ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　 　 ( on ) 　　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯

I had a rough day of feeling like crap and Hot Ones legit made me feel better than my medicine earlier

Tae and Jimin doing the I NEED U choreo are giving girls at their first high school reunion doing their old dance team routine that they both secretly practiced beforehand and it’s so cute

My algorithms are struggling to readjust from Moon Joy this week 🤣

what you need twin 🤝 whats up stallion

"You only like them because they're hot" Ok but hear me out

New BTS lines: Those who will look ridiculous if needed: Jimin, Jungkook Those who refuse to ever look ridiculous: Hoseok, Yoongi Those who are excited to look ridiculous: Namjoon, Jin, Taehyung

how do i explain to a normal person that this was one of the hottest things i’ve ever seen

Also somehow I knew it would be Tae in the beard and I blame OT7 Daechwita 🤣

This feels like an extension of the Agust D cinematic universe and I’m here for it

My lightstick and cradle arrived today! 💜🎉

BTS becomes the first artist in history to simultaneously occupy the entire top 10 on the Billboard Global Excl. U.S. singles chart. They hold the entire top 13. (cr: chartdata)

Today I played Pokopia for hours while being mostly horizontal and I ate pasta twice. Lazy Sunday achievement unlocked!

Did I have a tough week? Yes. Did I buy myself a big sleeping Umbreon plush to make myself feel better? Also yes. Do I plan to cuddle it tomorrow and take a nap? Also also yes.

Already kind of over the interpretations I am seeing of how some things go in the documentary and I haven’t seen more than clips. I may be too emotionally compromised to watch it right now and then see people being loudly wrong on the internet.

I want to watch the documentary but I also want to not be working while I do it so I can enjoy every second.

Who allowed Namjoon to wear yet another camel sweater in order to specifically destroy my ability to even

Guess nobody told the Fallon staff what happened to James Cordon. BTS and ARMY always remember.

Back on my reading-fic-to-dissociate-from-stress bullshit…

I am so tired of uneducated opinions!! Into the Sun isn’t using autotune, it’s a freaking vocoder. They have been in use by musicians since the 1960s.

The more times I see footage of the concert the more times I see how Jin is even more confident and relaxed on stage than ever. It’s dangerously hot 🥵 thank you Run Jin tour for giving us this and also I’m scared for my sanity.

Fully down the rabbit hole of more theories around Bangtan and Ursa Major…I truly wish I could sit down and talk about this with Namjoon at a coffee shop or something. We could nerd out.

Mikrokosmos was instant tears in eyes 💜💜 I am so fuckin purple

I AM EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW 😭 One of my other great loves besides BTS is space. I’m an astronomy nerd and astrophotographer. I am legit melting down about this and how it carries through to the album 💜

BTS and whose Netflix icon they use: Jin: Jin Namjoon: Yoongi JK: Namjoon Tae: Namjoon Jimin: Namjoon Hobi: Namjoon Yoongi: Says he uses is own, but one night when they're at his place drinking they open his netflix to watch something and it's Namjoon. He says he doesn't know how it got that way.

Throwing my ass around in my chair while I work

I need to sleep but I listened to the whole album in hifi audio on my mp3 player and JFC I almost shook ass so hard I launched both a cat and my husband out of the bed 😂 It is so lush and layered, the production is immaculate.

I feel really old seeing people complain about the Swim MV…it just felt like such a 90s music video to me (complimentary) that it didn’t even occur to me that people might not like it 😅

Oh my baby :( As someone who has had bad ankle injuries that sucks so bad. I know Namjoon must be so devastated, I hope he isn't beating himself up over it.

I am too shook to even shake ass right now, this is an unprecedented new level of unwell

This album is rated E for everybody's fuckin

hobi said track one was his favorite which confirms to me that this is a hoe song

Oh this album is gonna FUCK

you know what i say, what doesn't kill you makes you very prepared to write incredibly specific fanfiction around the topic

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This just made me CACKLE!!! The devastating accuracy 😭😭😭

What if they open with Run BTS and then I’m dead for the rest of the concert