What if they open with Run BTS and then I’m dead for the rest of the concert

namjoon during the dynamite choreo practice video… that’s it that’s the post 🥵🔥🧎🏻‍♀️

Me: *barely recovered from my faulty nervous system thinking I am being actively mauled by wildlife instead of just in the SeatGeek queue* Also me: *cracks open more caffeine*

Just got Tori Amos presale tickets with absolutely no effort, that was a marked difference than this afternoon 😂

I told my husband and son that we got tickets and my son said, “more like BT-YESSSSS!!” I love that kid so much 💜😂

TICKETS ACQUIRED @pastelmuse.bsky.social DID IT WE ARE GOING TO D-1 and D-2 ARLINGTON!!!

Hype playlist is blasting and the volume is UP on the stereo 💜🎉

Love is your partner seeing that ticket queues are going on and making sure you aren’t missing anything because he really wants you to see BTS

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Tell me these Mofusand stickers aren’t BTS coded 🤣

ARMY friends, watch out for predatory practices from businesses around where your concerts are being held! I’m all for businesses benefitting from concert tourism, but not when they hike prices to a ridiculous level, charge extra fees, etc. just because we are turning the town purple.

Omg AND a post from Joonie?! 😍💜

The boys wanted me to start off my birthday weekend strong and gave me such good early presents…preorder, a saxophone serenade, and pretty pretty pictures 🥰💜

A colleague tried to schedule a client meeting during presale next week. I told him I have an appointment and we’ll need to move it to another time and managed to do so in a completely non-feral way, clap for me.

Just booked a hotel room just in case!! I can cancel up to the night before, and that would ensure maximum comfort versus fighting hell parking and an hour drive home.

DFW but also August 😭 the things I will endure for you boys I swear

Goddammit Weverse NOT TODAY

Also I just blocked off my work calendar tomorrow morning so I can have my tour meltdown in relative peace.

Already tired of the “if you don’t want BTS to play [song name] on their tour you aren’t a real fan” crap. If you want BTS to perform BTS songs, that’s the only correct answer. It doesn’t matter which ones. Have your favorites, but fuck off with your gatekeeping. Stay purple, my friends.

Tae: wow you're so strong hyung Seokjin: [tries to blame Hobi] Hobi: exCUSE YOU Yoongi: :D Jimin: [checks on JK] Jungkook: dw guys I'm ok Namjoon: MY COUCH fr this is the OT7 chaos I've missed so much 😭

You can tell Jin raised jungkook because only a parent can yeet a motherfucker like that

If an Irish goodbye is sneaking out without saying anything to anyone, is a Taehyung goodbye abruptly leaving in the middle of something after just a few minutes?

Yoongi wearing a full parka indoors but no shoes always sends me 🤣

I am trying to do Smart Things again but it’s so hard to remember that I used to be full to the brim of critical academic thought and now I’m like 1/4 tank at best and the rest is a mix of adult stress and responsibilities, work thoughts, Many Hobbies, very specific Korean men, and gay hockey show.

Literally every girl in the bar bathroom at 12:04am

I AM SO UNWELL THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE ROMANCE BOOKS AND THE EPISODES ARE PERFECT 😭😭😭

My 8-year-old just sang and danced to the entire Huntrix performance. He has been pumped about it since the start of the parade 💜

Brain too full must recover equilibrium with BTS playlist 😭

LONG HAIR YOONGI OMG

I just got home from an all-week work trip and now plan to do little more than recline on soft surfaces reading fic, playing video games, and napping.

kim seokjin. you agree. reblog.

Born to play one of my favorite video games with BTS, forced to work for a living 😭😭

I love that they’re playing Overwatch together. I wish I could play with them instead of working!! (I AM updating my install on my PC because I haven’t played in like 6 months, I will be ready for future opportunities LOL)

Matthew Morrison has apparently located the fountain of performance audacity and unabashed cringe that JYP dips into on the regular 🤣🤣

SEO CHANGBIN

Me, picking up my son’s Tiny Tan: “Why am I always having to rescue BTS from the floor?!”

if you told me a month ago that the spectrum of bangtan skin we’d get during the various fashion weeks involves taehyung as the most covered up and seokjin leaning close to the most naked i would have never believed you but here we are ✨

Namjoon wearing a read banned books hat is THEEEEEE hottest thing I have ever seen

I can’t wait to be absolutely insufferable about this. I am already not sorry for my behavior. You have been warned.

Happy hump day

park jimin with blonde hair and his tits out, nature is HEALING

Did he just blame ARMY when stubbing his toe on something??? 😆

When Tae gets on live and stares at the camera like he’s waiting on us for something…like, YOU CALLED ME, SIR!!

How many kinds of butter does this man have

I really timed eating my dinner perfectly so I could have it with Jungkook.

one 3 pack hot wings please

I just accidentally worked on a project for like seven hours (I meant to go to bed like two hours ago) and my cats just absolutely chewed my ass OUT when I left my office 😅😬

Ugh we have a wedding to go to tonight which means that I cannot stay in Gremlin Mode and have to go into Fancy Outside Mode and that’s just so much work 😩

Listening to Rumours tonight and the realization hit me….I am somebody’s Silver Springs chorus and that is SO SATISFYING.

i need him so bad it’s disgusting