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don’t use this app too often, but this is my first piece for The Alternative!! i had a wonderful time with this album and writing this piece, please read it if you get the chance🩵🦢🕊️

they should invent a social media site that is good

i’m 22 and SCARED of bluesky

and i’ve got a houseboat docked at the himbo done and a wristwatch that’s a pocket knife and a megaphone and a wristwatch that tells me i’m on my own

heyyyy

we’re like. four hours in to four years

i think martin short is so hot idgaf

can you hire me @pitchfork.com

so can i post a silly tweet about the toilet paper i bought at the store here or will you guys get mad at me like some guy on twitter did

the piece in question is here. i worked extremely hard on my university’s newspaper year-end film list, it would mean soso much to me if you checked it out!! i wrote about a few of my favs this year like The Substance, Dìdi, Kneecap, Rap World and more…i love you thepacepress.org/12462/arts/m...

here are some things that happened over the past ten days: - saw nosferatu, hated it. - cousin’s 2 year old came over on Christmas and we sat on the floor and put money into a piggy bank and emptied and refilled it for an hour - got new shoes - published something i’ve been working on for MONTHS

is it still millennial heaven on here…

bam margera vocal inflection

catch me and i go luigi

best friend’s friend is dating a cop who is genuinely a horrible person and his favorite artist is….denzel curry?

cross contaminatweeting

i’m jules

read through the alleged shooter’s alleged manifesto and honestly, it sounds like he lived a typical American horror story—watched his mother suffer excruciating pain and be denied help, struggled with his own chronic injury—and decided to strike back at the system that had caused them such pain.

planning dates vs actually going on dates

told this story on twitter already but i was hooking up with a dude for a while who went to HS with jackson hinkle and he told me he was a super chill guy on the surfing team but then his surfer girlfriend left him for jonah hill and he became a conservative

nick fuentes sucking and fucking destiny

i miss dublin

2 canker sores at once

i love that ariana grande is in a movie with her ugly boyfriend yet opts to post photos with Jonathon Bailey instead

chewy sent my friend a hand-painted portrait of her rabbit?!!😭😭❤️❤️

how it feels to lay in bed and eat chips and watch jackass

happy thanksgiving she just got so scared she peed herself

i am thankful for all of you and my dog bailey

Demi Moore on Hot Ones.

it’s a little version of me, allan.

love being home for thanksgiving my friends and i are making plans to go to a bar and i just hit her with a “my mom can pick us up if your mom drops us off :)”

i think i’m entering a state of psychosis

just had to scream at an art school couple for taking up the entire fucking staircase at the subway god please nuke new york city already

had a slanderous dream last night

tonight’s vibe open.spotify.com/playlist/1NY...

and things like that you can never take back again

one time i hit hudson mohawke’s pen and it turned out to be a shroom pen so i got too high on accident. nice guy though

Good morning

up watching a little tom and jerry

told a guy on hinge today the story of how ronald reagan killed my uncles i don’t care anymore

they’re screwing with my numbers because i haven’t listened to kendrick album that many times yet

we need to start dressing like this again ns

KENDRICK DROPPED A FUCKING ALBUM??&?&?8