Senator Mark Kelly has seen the Trump admin's classified justification for the boat strikes and said they should be released to the public. Kelly can release the info himself due legislative immunity; but when asked if he would, did not respond to multiple requests for comment.

the American Lenin is going to be radicalized by a record breaking bad season for his favorite baseball team, and then go on to write “what is to be done” except instead of trade unions he’s talking about the MLBPA and baseball’s labor aristocracy.

Just got home from my $750,000-per-half-day job advising Lane Kiffin to pretend to own a dog which endears itself to the entire fan base of the school he coaches. I didn't have any discernible reason for doing this. Anyway time to see what's in the news today

The post-coach-departure “he sucks” gossip stories need to be studied in a lab. When I was in school we had one about Derek Dooley being weirdly anti-Chick-Fil-A and pro Wendy’s. Butch jones apparently punched a kid in the stomach. There’s so many of them lmao.

No way lmao

Idk if it’s really bad timing, a genuine feature of post transition life, or even just heightened paranoia, but I feel like the level of backbiting, gossip, and passive-aggressive bullying I experience increased 300% after I transitioned. And I’ve grown into lots of stuff but that still bothers me.

Well on the bright side Banks is gonna get shit canned so that’s something.

Pavia is Tebow, Burrow, and Manziel combined? Weird, all three of those guys were playing in the NFL at age 27, not suing the NCAA to get extra unearned eligibility.

You can say a lot of things about Lane Kiffin and how he's handled this coaching search, but he's never once (to my knowledge) gone in front of a microphone and lied to people's faces about still being the Ole Miss head coach. Would that kind of Nick Saban-type move be preferable? Idk.

I’m fascinated with the ways fans rationalize hating on the underdog. My chosen reason to hate Vanderbilt? Class reasons (rich kid school, frat boys, clay travis is from there) plus good old fashioned tribalism (Nashville is overrun with racist Yankee carpetbaggers).

God the PR push to put Texas in the playoff is going to incredibly annoying.

Idk man if my team posted something like this after barely beating Vandy I’d kind of be ashamed. Not exactly a very convincing performance against a dog shit Tech D…

I feel like that route Ole Miss just ran borderline triggered my Sunseri/Jancek football trauma. Like I can feel the heat and muggy atmosphere of a Gainesville afternoon sticking onto me. Good lord.

You know those old films of football players where they look slow, like slow motion, and it’s because the frame rate was just slower or something? Anyway that’s how Kamario Taylor, the Miss State QB, looked on that run. Criminal levels of vintage getting away with it.

Egg bowl first half highlights, in case you missed it: youtu.be/0xeGE_5kSI0?...

At my waking, I found the tops of the houses covered with snow, which is a rare sight, that I have not seen these three years.

Thanksgiving back in the hometown off to a great start. News of my cousin getting pregnant by a lame guy hit the family and my asshole brother makes a joke about "the coat hangar option". Then my grandma quietly announces "my mother did that".

Yeah, checks out

I don’t understand how Tennessee is 7–0 and won both their games in the players era festival yet somehow are playing for “third place”. And it seems very stupid.

I know god doesn’t want to give me any Ws this year, but if she wants to change her mind and hand me a certified Kalen DeBungler moment on Saturday followed by a week of appointment Finebaum viewing, I’ll call it even this year.

He’s right but it’s so transparently self serving and that’s kind of funny tbh.

I can’t be bothered to find a before photo. Just imagine me, but handsome with a well-groomed beard, yet a sadness in the eyes that betrays a deeper sense of yearning for life to have played out differently for me. And then like, on the right, the hottest girl you’ve ever seen.

Really fascinated with how, following the breakdown of traditionalist forms of scolding and Puritanism, liberals just reconstructed all of the same things but wokely. Feels like every other day theres a thread going round that’s just something my pastor scolded me about, but phrased as a woke thing

The liberal project is a dead end. “Well what else are you going to do?” Idk maybe something that we haven’t already tried before? Something that has a nonzero chance of success?

Amazing what music can do to you. Just heard a track I haven’t listened to since a bad breakup in 2020. All the negative feelings I developed toward that person in the intervening years just melted away, and I was back in her arms on a warm summer day, feeling her heartbeat and her breath on my neck

“I'm really looking forward to embracing some of the great traditions at University of Tennessee. For instance, the Vol walk, running through the T, singing Rocky Top all night long after we beat Florida next year.” come get your man Gators!

Pretty terrible evening for guys who travel primarily via longboard and cut the sleeves out of every shirt they own so far.

You cannot convince me that there is a single fully conscious individual who is choosing to listen to “The Triple Option” podcast with Urban Meyer.

God I love Josh Heupel. He’s an all time FFC. Look at this formation. This is peak football.

Gator fans: Run, don’t walk to Salty Dog! Beat the crowd and snag some half priced apps. There’s no need to sit through an ass beating like this.

So how long does ESPN leave this tidbit up about Georgia Tech? Do you think they take it down at 35-0?

Idk who said it during Trump 1 (I think it was Matt christman?) but the idea that you could get Trump to support universal healthcare if they called it TrumpCare and his company got a cut somehow is still very much alive.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Well, we are in agreement that I don’t really actually need FFS, so I guess that’s one thing that’s gone well for my transition.

Only Butch Jones could find a way to lose like that. Trying to punch it in as time expired, no whistle blown, during the struggle, half of Louisiana’s sideline storms onto the field while the play is still live. Officials declare the game over, no penalty.

psl or rca, come on down and pick your revolutionary poison. we got creeps and trots and cops galore. and all of them are doing more praxis than you are, you terminally online bore.

I wish I was pretty enough that strangers would be inspired to draw me when I posted a selfie.

In unrelated news, the bill has now passed unanimously and Trump is going to sign it. Weird, someone is quoted in this story about how the natsec qualifier was “standard procedure” needed to get ppl to sign. Wonder why!

BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote

Ever just get a post that won’t get out of your head? It’s usually only like, medium funny, but somehow it’s still rattling in there weeks later.

I love Lane Kiffin in the same way that I love Steve Spurrier: a wrestling heel that I spent my youth hating intensely, only to see finally chastened and defanged, now just a fun little gremlin stirring up drama among my many enemies Here’s to you, coach. May every mattress in your life burn bright

Sent a request to upgrade my season tix for next year. If you have the (mis)fortune to have a season ticket relationship with the Mariners, make sure you inform your rep that ownership/front office moves to acquire/retain a competitive roster is your #1 priority as a fan Welcome back Big Grumper!

I don’t know why I expected a good story from the NYT here on trans passports but half of it is just laundering hate, and the other half is the most bougie trans ppl talking about how unsafe they are They quote an anon director who says she feels unsafe when traveling to her second home - in Spain

I need to get my hands on some all-22 and figure out if I’m allowed to be excited about faizon brandon. We had a lead on that at old work but that’s out now obv

Turns out Joey Football is what he is, the turnovers were just backloaded. I like the guy (I have something from vol club from him), but he’s Jonathan Crompton in a better offense

I’m afraid that @dirtbagqueer.rocks has forever altered my view of kickers. Every time one of them misses a big time kick I’m just thinking “egg? Is it gonna crack?”

Sports affordability in general is starting to become out of control. The first politician to seize on this will swing over a lot of voters My dad had season tickets to Tennessee football games since the 80s. He had to give it up recently when the AD demanded new “donations”. It hurt him bad.

Speaking of intentionally killing stories, I can’t be the only one who thought it was a little weird that democrats waited until now to dump these emails. Very convenient way to distract from their capitulation to the republicans on Sunday. And it seems to be going very well for them.

Help this already took me out once and I’m afraid if I let it loop again I might literally die.